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Anal Illusion (Private Gold 136)

Studio: Private » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 7/25/12

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

We are once again back with another Private Gold movie, and after a sub par performance on the last one, I am afraid to say that this one isn’t much better. So I am not going to waste too much time going into great detail as I normally would. This is directed by Ettore Buchi, and runs about two (very long) hours, and we are given some language choices and trailers for special features. They are plenty of issues in the video side and nothing too spectacular in the audio side. And if for some reason you are still reading this, this is getting a SKIP IT rating.

Eufrat (our between scenes entertainment)

She circles her toy on her bed, licking and teasing it like she is playing with it. She finally reaches her toy and grabs on tight and gives it a few licks. And then continues to play with the toy in her pussy throughout the movie in between scenes.

Tarra White/Denis Reed/Martin Gun

In between the Eufrat segments we cut to Tarra as she poses for the camera and then two guys enter the scene and she has two cocks in her hand, ready for her mouth. The whole numerous camera angles seems to be showing it’s face again, and the far away shot, is not really working. She climbs on one cock while shoving the other in her mouth. And I am guessing the whole black and white camera shot, is used to make this look classy and artistic? Lots of pussy play, before she climbs on Denis for some reverse cowgirl action in her ass, and I am guessing this is going to lead to some DP action at some point. Well, maybe not, as they are back to her pussy a bit before sliding back into her ass. Seems like the guys are having some issues as she does her best to keep them hard. Well we finally get our DP, but it’s not really doing much to add anything to this scene. They pull out and cum on her ass, in slow motion, for some reason.

Satin Bloom/Cage

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It’s time to get a little freaky and wild. She walks in and it seems he is tied to the bed post and she is ready to tease his. She hops on the bed, gets on all fours, and slowly jerks him off, while kissing and grabbing his neck. She gives him a little strip tease and you can see that he is pretty up and ready to go for her. She leans in and lets him suck on her tits, before she decides to suck and jerk his cock. She sets him free and he goes right back to her tits, he really loves them. He lays her down and does a little teasing of his own as she wants his cock inside her mouth. He teases her pussy a little before sliding her panties to the side and using his tongue and fingers to put a smile on her face. She bends over and lets him get a good look at her ass, before she climbs on top and takes a seat on his cock. This is a pretty decent scene, although I think if we didn’t switch between all the different camera angles so much, could have been better. We follow with some spoon action, then picks her up and sets her down, as she spreads her legs wide for him. I am going to say that if you are an ass person, she really makes sure to show it off to the camera whenever she can. Some reverse cowgirl and then doggy follow, with some oral action in between. They head back to some spoon action as he slips inside her ass this time. He mounts her and the anal continues in some doggy action. She jerks him off until he shoot a load on her face and the rest in her mouth.

Leony April/Daria Glover/Steve Q/Jay Dee

The girls are relaxing and it’s not long after the guys enter, that one (Daria) has a mouthful of cock, while the other is getting her pussy eaten out (Leony). And right from the start my eyes seem to focus on Leony, so let’s see how this goes. Kudos for Daria, for showing some great energy as she works over his cock, then hops on for some reverse cowgirl action. And let’s say that Leony is no slouch either when it comes to the oral fun. Leony spreads her legs, and waits for his cock inside her, but it seems he needs a little help first. Besides the ever changing camera angles and one guy who seems to be really having some issues, gotta say this is the highlight for me, these ladies are really doing their best to make this a worth while scene. Hopefully they will switch guys and we can really see Leony in action. Daria goes over and gives Leony’s pussy some attention, and then gets fucked from behind. Things seem to be getting a little better for Leony as the spoon continues. She and Daria double team his cock and balls, as he reaches back and fingers her pussy, he should have no issues now. Leony and her perky little tits go for a nice ride in some reverse cowgirl action, although the far away shot misses some of the action due to the large tree. The girls switch guys and it seems that things are already looking up for Leony. Leony seems to be the lucky girl who is going to get blasted by the guys, mostly in her mouth, and then leans over and shares it with Daria. It had it’s faults, still best scene so far.

Cindy/Nico London/Denis

She is supposed to be the slutty cheerleader and it seems it is time for her to try out a few of the new players. She strips and gives them a little show, and then they make their way to her, with their cocks out and she introduces them to her mouth. They finally lay her down and Denis works her pussy while she bobs on Nico’s cock. Denis slides in her pussy for some rather blah spoon action, but things turn up during some missionary. She takes a seat on Nico’s cock, which doesn’t last long and she is back on Denis. He reaches around and teases her ass with his finger, while also getting a nice handful of her ass. Nico gets some more time with her pussy, as she bends over and continues to show Denis some love. She really seems to prefer Denis , and she lets him have some doggy action with her ass. But Nico gets some anal fun too. She sits on Denis and leans forward and after some slight adjusting, Nico slides in her ass and folks we have a DP. After some on and off DP she lays down and lays her head back as she waits for their cum. She takes a shot on her chin from Denis and Nico.

Victoria Sweet/Ridge

Victoria is getting a ride in the van, and it she seems a little horny and doesn’t mind giving the driver a little show as she plays with her tits and pussy. And he can’t take it anymore, as he pulls out his cock and starts to jerk off. He decides to finally join her in the back of the van, and dives right into her pussy. And she is sure to return the oral favor as she sucks and jerks off his cock. It’s amazing that even in this little van, they are still all over the place with camera angles. She climbs on and goes for a ride as she grinds her pussy on his cock. This is sort of like a European version of Bang Bus, sort of. They continue with some doggy and then onto some missionary, not a whole lot of room to really get too creative. We really seem to be going back to Eufrat a lot in the scene, must mean we are almost done. Back with Victoria as she jerks him off until he cums in her mouth.


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