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Avengers XXX A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 7/31/12


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Axel Braun

Writers: Mark Logan & Axel Braun

Cast: Brooklyn Lee, Phoenix Marie, Chyna, Danni Cole, Lexi Swallow, Jenna Presley (bonus sex scene), Brendon Miller, Lexington Steele, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone (bonus sex scene). Non-sex roles: Dale "Ironman" DaBone, Jordan "The Hulk" Lee, Corey "Bruce Banner" Matthews

Length: 105 minutes

Dates of Production: 7/11/2011 - 3/13/2012

Extras: The best segment on the disc of extra stuff is the almost seventeen minutes bonus sex scene with Jenna Presley who plays Spider-Woman and Evan "Thor" Stone. Evan is a pretty active fucker throughout their performance. At times, he pumps his superhero partner pretty hard. The only thing that I had wished could had occurred was more shots of Jenna standing so that we could marvel at her amazing body in that well-fitted costume. The over twenty-five minutes of Behind the Scenes footage was entertaining and informative. It was cool watching Chyna get her body painted green. At least, we got to see some moments of how this process was done. Another highlight is watching Lexi Swallow and Danni Cole film their scene. It is also fun to watch the female stars talk at the camera while they are getting their make-up done. The very good non-sex version of the movie is a must-see. A nice photo gallery and several Vivid trailers are also included. The usual Vivid extras and web site special offer round out this well supplied section.        

Condoms: No

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition and Dolby Digital.

Overview: Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody is the pornification makeover to the comic book legends. It is directed by the master of parodies Axel Braun. As to the question "Who are The Avengers?", I shall answer it this way. They are a team of superheroes who protect the earth and mankind from evil villains and life-threatening dangers. It is consisted of numerous superheroes who rotate often. In this current production, we have team director Nick Fury played by Lexington Steele. The ones who take his orders are Brendon "Thor" Miller, Eric "Hawkeye" Masterson, Brooklyn "Black Widow" Lee, Lexi "Ms. Marvel" Swallow, Danni "The Scarlet Witch" Cole, Chyna the "She-Hulk," and Phoenix "Sharon Carter" Marie. Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun plan to use these characters in other superhero films in the future.                      

Scene One: Brooklyn "Black Widow" Lee and Eric "Hawkeye" Masterson make love in the bunkered quarters while soft romantic music is playing. They kiss and soon, the woman moves down his body to slowly take out his meaty sexual weapon. Once she has it in view and has it in her hand, Brooklyn sucks on it well. Moments later, the kissing activity resumes while she strokes his hard on. At this juncture, the music becomes louder. Then, when she returns to apply a passionate bj, the music dies down significantly. Afterwards, more kissing action follows as Eric caresses her tits. A cowgirl ride follows that picks up pace nicely. The heated cowgirl action appears to ignite a hot rise in the energetic tone of the remaining screwing moments. Eric really fucks her like crazy during the mish session. Even Brooklyn wants more of his fast pumping delivery. She is quivering afterwards. Then, the guy uses his hand to continue to stimulate her pussy. A spoonful of pleasure and reverse cowgirl ride occur next as both of them provide very hot heat. In the end, this exciting performance has him cumming on her tongue and in her mouth.            

Scene Two: Pheonix "Sharon Carter" Marie and Lexington "Nick Fury" Steele make out in the office. The never shy Phoenix takes out his dick and strokes it briefly. Next, she sucks on it with nice eye contact. Soon, the horny woman pleasures it in a playful and driven manner. Pheonix also pleasures his balls too. Then, the attractive blonde is laying on her back on the table so that Lexington can fuck her vaginal muscle. The penile-vaginal screwing activity is solid as Phoenix moves from one position to the next one. At times, we can really imagine feeling the deep thrusting motion by the man. Afterwards, the woman's appealing passionate cocksucking actions resume. It would had be nice to have seen her amazing blow job talents more in this scene. There are good shots of her pussy though. Then, Lexington fucks Phoenix through her asshole. Their doggie fuck picks up pace well. A cool tight shot occurs when the woman is sucking his balls as he strokes his cock for the eventual pop shot. Finally, the joyous woman receives it at her wide open mouth.         

Scene Three: Danni "The Scarlet Witch" Cole and Lexi "Ms. Marvel" Swallow makeout when Danni was training her super powers. They kiss briefly and suddenly, we see Lexi apply sweet oral affection on Danni's breasts. Then, her focus moves from those tasty titties to the woman's honeycomb. She sucks on Danni's vaginal lips and inner pinkness with good dedication. The lengthy pussy pleasuring session by Lexi provides good heated stuffiness to the atmosphere. Both women look very sexy in their costumes especially Danni's red outfit. When it is Danni's turn to apply some lovingly appreciation to her partner's beauty spot, the personal tone of the scene remains the same. Lexi moans with good emotion when she spreads open her pussy so that Danni can rub it in a quick motion with a finger. Then, Lexi is standing on her knees right above Danni's mouth and active tongue. The blonde beauty gets off quite well during their performance.             

Scene Four: Brendon "Thor" Miller is angry that nobody gives him proper credit for his heroic deeds. Suddenly, he and Chyna the "She-Hulk" makeout. He eats her sexual plaything while she is on her back. The woman can feel the inner sensations running through her body from his tongue and finger. A sensual blow job by the woman occurs with hot eye contact. A doggie fuck follows that generates a pretty solid fucking rhythm by Brendon. It picks up pace nicely. The very steady and calm reverse cowgirl ride occurs next. A more active spoonful of pleasure follows. Finally, the superhero cums on the woman's mouth.

Scene Five: Lexi "Ms. Marvel" Swallow and Xander "Spiderman" Corvus hook up after some brief straight talk. The woman sucks the web one's cock in a very lengthy time. Her bj demeanor changes several times. There are moments of sensualness, playfulness, passion, as well as whorish determination. Some titty fucking action occurs right before Lexi rides his dick pretty energetically. Afterwards, the blonde cutie orally massages his well worked up pecker momentarily before his meaty rod is back in action with a solid doggie fuck. As soon as their exciting screwing performance is over, he cums at her mouth.

Final Thoughts: Fans of superhero porn flicks will enjoy this one wholeheartedly especially for those people who love to watch costumed wearing performers having good sex. There is plenty of it here. There is also a good mixture of personally sensual love scenes as well as rock solid fuck ones. It was also good to see Brooklyn Lee's character Black Widow back in action. Hopefully, that character can be showcased in it's own film some day. It would be a blockbuster. Another worthwhile spin-off would be Danni Cole's character of The Scarlett Witch. Meanwhile, Chyna was perfectly casted as the She-Hulk and Lexi "Mrs. Marvel" Swallow performed two different, but still hot performances. Even though the screenplay was not as in-depth as other Axel Braun works, Avengers XXX still had an addictive pull to it especially in the later portion of the film. I highly recommend this sleek and colorful film.          


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