XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Chicks and Guns

Chicks and Guns

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/31/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

click screen captures below for scene specific trailers

Chicks and Guns

Third Degree Films

Genre: Gonzo, Gals with Guns

Director: Miles Long

Cast: Kendall Karson, Erik Everhard, Nicki Hunter, Bill Bailey, Alexis Monroe, Mark Wood, Eva Karera, Eva Angelina

Length: 140:31 minutes

Kendall Karson

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: Aside from the appealing 10:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, the only extras were the cumshot recap and the photogallery. The BTS was largely a series of short interviews at the locations but still informative, the company describing the feature like this: “Beautiful women bring out the big guns in this sexy Chicks And Guns Behind The Scenes video that features all the interviews and outtakes you expect from a first rate XXX production starring today's most popular hardcore starlets!”

Condoms: None

Nikki Hunter with Bill

Audio/Video Quality: Chicks and Guns was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Miles Long for Third Degree Films. Miles experimented on the artistic aspects of the visual aspects of the scenes, the colors accurate, the lighting strong, and the lack of common flaws (such as compression artifacts or moiré) generally providing nice touches here. Most of the camera angles enhanced the looks of the ladies, the balance between longer shots and medium shots helped make this look great as the ladies brandished high powered firearms in their tease sessions. The audio was very basic here (monaural again), again a common trait, but the vocals were easily heard and understood, the minimal music did not get in the way, and the lack of ambient office noises was only mildly noticed given the settings. Like most directors in the field, Miles appeared to focus the bulk of his efforts on the visual aspects of the production but that is what most fans clamor for.

Alexis Monroe

-- sponsored by --

Body of Review: Miles Long is a multi-award winning director working for Third Degree Films. His latest title coming to me for review is called Chicks and Guns, not to be confused with a tranny flick called “Chicks With Guns” some of my peers might be more interested in checking out. The premise of the show was to showcase attractive ladies teasing in lingerie while showing off some high powered firearms, invoking their Second Amendment rights to bear arms while relying on their First Amendment rights to free speech in the form of porn. The company website described the movie like this: “Nicki Hunter and Kendall Karson lead this cast of gun-hungry hotties who just can't keep their hands off your weapon! It's no secret that women love a powerful man, and when that power includes a big, hard firearm, all the better! So let them stroke your missile and pump your pistol until you're ready to fire because there's no girl quite as horny as the one who gets dripping wet while she's sucking on your double barrel!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Eva Karera with Bill

Scene One: Kendall Karson, the lean brunette seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first displaying her assault rifle on a white couch while lounging around in her cover bikini. She liked the firepower in her hands but preferred something with a shorter range, Erik Everhard coming over to give her just what she needed. They kissed and she assisted him in unfastening his pants, the hotty slobbing his knob with a hand assisted hummer showing delightful amounts of energy and enthusiasm. She smiled for the camera rather than focusing her attention on keeping eye contact with Erik but it was otherwise a solid tryst showing she enjoyed her work, making noises as she engulfed as much of his pecker as possible. He then reciprocated briefly by gobbling her gash, some active vaginal riding showing her bouncing in his lap and in other positions with both providing more head along the way. Kendall then jerked him off all over herself, the genetic juice gathered into her mouth for her to play with but not swallowed. The company website described the scene like this: “Kendall Karson is a high caliber slut, capable of making any costar cum like a machine gun with her rapid fire hip thrusts and delicate clit caressing your trigger. Get in deep but make sure you have an exit strategy ahead of time or this girl will drain all your ammunition completely!”

Eva Angelina

Scene Two: Nicki Hunter, the curvy MILF seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next in her purple bikini at a makeshift faring range, the gal using her rifle to masturbate with as she spouted off a variety of sexual innuendos. Bill Bailey came in to relieve her of her attire and weapon, kissing her as she encouraged him to slap her meaty ass. She then worked her wonders on his cock as she sucked him off at length, showing the kind of skill you develop from long hours over many years of inhaling dicks to the joy of all mankind. Nikki’s aggressive blowjob led to his licking her a bit but focusing more on his need to unleash his seed by fucking her hard, her pussy and ass the targets of his efforts. Nikki was active in all three of her holes too, her degree of confidence surpassing that of her peers substantially in most cases, her dirty talk more than he could stand so he jerked off a round of population pudding all over her face and tit. The company website described the scene like this: “Just when Nicki Hunter thought it was going so smoothly, her time with a new boyfriend backfires and their make-up-sex performance shows how overheated she can get when she jams! Rack and reload because the second scene of this porn arsenal is more than most fans can handle!”

Scene Three: Alexis Monroe, a lean blond with a great smile, was up next on a brown couch in the living room wearing bikini undies as Mark Wood gave her some instructions in how to handle a menacing looking rifle. She was all smiles and giggles, not really showing an affinity for the weapon though preferring his other gun. She ended up in his lap and stripping down to give him some head, kissing him first as he rubbed her ass and got into position. Her head was down and ass in the air, her thong parting her sweet ass cheeks as she continued blowing him, the gal actively riding his cock hard with her shaven snatch. He did not go down on her but he held out for awhile, tossing out a wad of spunk to her mouth and upper torso for her to orally savor as she looked up at him. The company website described the scene like this: “Alexis Amore loves cum but she doesn't trust her costar's aim. Sure a facial cumshot is nice but Alexis is thirsty and she wants him to fire off a few rounds of his best sauce right into her mouth. Watch the way she chokes up on his dick with her hands and holds the barrel of his boner tight to her tongue!”

Scene Four: Eva Karera, a curvy brunette MILF with an exotic accent, was up next on a blue couch as Bill Bailey gave her some weapon training. It excited her to have the gun in her hands and he slowly started feeling her up and loosening her clothing, the innuendos flying fast and furious as her hot pink bikini undies came off. The couple then kissed and he briefly gobbled her gash, her much more appealing blowjob showing a lot of experience behind those lips. She pinched her nipple as she blew him, licked his balls, and stroked his rod before some active vaginal penetration positions, the lack of chemistry between them weakening it for replay but still providing some nice material. He finished up by rubbing out a load of splooge to her tits, the scene ending abruptly from there. The company website described the scene like this: “Eva Karera is used to getting her big tits basted with cum, but today she got blasted beyond belief. Almost an hour of hardcore fucking went into making this video and by the time her costar was ready to leave his load on her rack, the cumshot came out stuck on full-auto from the first shot to the last one in the chamber!”

Scene Five: Eva Angelina, the sexy and multi-award winning brunette seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she caressed her shotgun in a mechanic’s garage while wearing her colorful cover outfit. She was believable in how much appeal the weapon had for her, Mark Wood joining in as she was already dripping wet. They pawed each other and kissed, each providing sufficient eye contact while going down on each other. That led to some aggressive vaginal fucking on the floor, Eva getting off on riding his cock in a variety of positions (I still hated her bruises though). The scene closed out when he beat off a bunch of ball batter all over her face and chest, Eva giving some post coital head as a reward. The company website described the scene like this: “Eva Angelina may not be the newest pornstar or the most technical, but like a high powered shotgun you can be sure when you need her Miss reliable is ready to serve your intended purpose! Just load her, aim from the hip and fire away with your dick as soon as you see the whites of her eyes!”

Summary: Chicks and Guns by director Miles Long for Third Degree Films provided the porn loving gun gurus out there with a lot of reason to celebrate their first two amendment rights in strokable form. The ladies were appealing, my favorites being Eva Angelina, Nicki Hunter, and Kendall Karson (Eva Karera and Alexis Monroe certainly fuckable too), the technical qualities helping them all stand out as worthy of your attention in more ways than one. The extras were average here but Miles definitely put some care into the production, his cast alone well worth a rating of Recommended or better if you appreciate quality. In short, Chicks and Guns had a plethora of pussy and sweetly curved babe ass you will find delightfully sexy, the action full of replay value and strokability if you like seeing slutty ladies going all out to fill your spank banks with inspirational material.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews

The Preacher's Daughter
Lisa Ann Back 4 More
Black & White Vol. 12
Rotten To The Core
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Big Wet Tits 17
I Love My Mom's Big Tits 5
Angela Volume Three
Anal Newbies #7
My DP Vol. 4

Featured Reviews

Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner