Genre: All Sex, Celebrity, Masturbation, Sex Toy Play
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: Nadya Suleman
Audio/Video: Audio and video quality were excellent
Length: 29 minutes
Release Date: 7/16/12
Extras: Interview with Nadya, Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Photo Gallery and Wicked Trailers
Overview: In Octomom: Home Alone, Nadya Sulleman finally takes it all off and I must admit, Octomom looks really damn good. For a film that is mainly a softcore masturbation title the only word I can use to describe it is wow! I guess the best way to start is to describe what you are about to see. Among the various scenes, one that stands out is when we see Octomom lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short shorts, a dangerously low-cut white tank top, which she pulls down to reveal her 34DD’s. Further scenes see Octomom in a bubble bath, pouting uncontrollably. Octomom is topless with her legs spread and cupping a breast. Of course we also see her domestic side, ironing and tackling household chores, dressed in a babydoll nightgown, plus Octomom strutting her stuff in spike heels and a see-through shirt. Some of you have probably made up your mind before watching this DVD, others will be curious but to be fair, there is plenty here to get you excited.
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Scene one centers around Octomom feeling herself up and stripping in front of a fountain. Two minutes in Octomom pops her tits out and a few minutes later she starts touching her pussy. Eventually, she removes her bikini bottoms, and we get a good shot of her pussy barely covered up by her hand. She fingers it and although there’s no audio of her (just music), its clear Octomom is moaning as her finger speeds rapidly inside her cunt hole. She pleasures herself with a toy and Octomom is definitely getting off. Audio of her finally makes it debut and it’s just Octomom doing more moaning before the scene fades into the next scene. This scene clearly sets the tone for the rest of the DVD.
Scene two has Octomom doing laundry and in the process, whips out her tits and begins rubbing herself through her panties. Totally straight up softcore scene that only lasts a few minutes but remember it is a Wicked film.
Scene three is similar to scene one—only this time she’s wearing short shorts and a ripped T-shirt. Octomom is looking seductive in front of a pool before moving to a bed, stripping out of her clothes and getting down to business. Again, the camera gets a nice view of Octomom rubbing her pussy as she is lying flat on back moaning endlessly. She works her toy in just slightly but even though we don’t see full penetration, her masturbation session here is still super erotic to watch. To close the scene Armstrong captures Octomom fingering herself deep and we see her actually orgasming as some pussy juice begins to flow out. Her tight butthole makes its first appearance as well and I have to admit I’d love to see it get penetrated one day. Octomom makes good use of her toy to squeeze every ounce of her pussy juice out of her before the scene fades to black.
In the fourth scene Octomom is dancing seductively in the kitchen while wearing a see-through teddy, and eating random items. That’s really it since Octomom basically shows very little of her body; it’s essentially a scene that focuses in on her natural beauty.
Scene five has more good stuff in it. This is just a straight up masturbation scene in the tub with lots of very good views of her pussy with full on penetration of herself. Her body is in full view and despite squeezing out so many kids, her body looks incredibly toned. Her shaved pussy is also in full view as she rubs one out, once again showing how she loves using one finger to fuck herself with. She goes back to the dildo to finish herslef off and as soon as it touches her clit she’s moaning uncontrollably. She pushes the dildo in her pussy as far as it can go in which isn’t very far yet the sight of her pink pussy getting fucked just got me riled up in my pants. She totally gets into it, sucking her juices off her toy and rubs herself off into a hard climax.
Summary: Octomom Home Alone will mostly appeal to those curious enough to want to see Octomom in the flesh but she does look good enough naked that she made me pitch my tent. Her olive-skin, long black curly hair and big titties is how I like my MILFs, and Octomom is most certainly a cougar in training. But hardcore sex fans—which I am one—will probably not get much stroke value here, but it’s got plenty of masturbatory footage for me (just check out scenes one, three and five). It still comes off as more of a showcase for Octomom and her becoming aware of her sexuality but what a way to become aware of it. For a woman who was celibate for 13 years she is definitely a sexy girl oozing plenty of it. With the more comfortable Octomom gets used to her body as a sexual object, perhaps we’ll be seeing a follow-up. That would be interesting. It’s better than I expected it to be and I gladly give this title a Highly Recommended.