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Big Ass Ventures in Miami 2

Studio: Pulse Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/16/12

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Big Ass Ventures In Miami 2

Pulse Pictures/Dirty Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Big Asses

Director: Dirty Sanchez

Cast: Audrinna Levine, Levi Cash, Al-B, Jessica, Fanny, Carlo, Lexxxi Lockhart, Cris Commando
Non-sex role: Dommy B.

Length: 139:34 minutes

Audrinna Levine

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: There was a photogallery, a pop shot recap, and some trailers but that was all.

Condoms: None


Audio/Video Quality: Big Ass Ventures In Miami 2 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Dirty Sanchez for Pulse Pictures(under his Dirty Productions label). As the front cover indicates, there was “none of that high class porn bullshit” such as solid lighting, multiple cameras, and the like but the production values were definitely similar to much of the internet porn I’ve seen from the Miami area over the years. I could see the appropriate body parts and while the camera settings might be switched on the fly at times, the show looked okay most of the time, the scenes edited by Dommy B. to include a lot of tease. The bitrate varied and the aural components were on the hollow side but I could hear most of the vocals and the background noise seemed to be covered fairly well even when the crew was outside.


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Body of Review: Dirty Sanchez is no stranger to shooting porn, his years of experience with Bang Brothers and others helping to hone his abilities enough so that Pulse Pictures started distributing his Dirty Productions line, the first of these sent to me for review being Big Ass Ventures In Miami 2. As expected, the theme here was to provide a set of four women that have not been in a ton of porn, all providing ample sample asses to tease and play with the provided men while Dirty caught it all for posterity. Having seen many hundreds of booty-centric titles over the years but only a couple of these ladies more than once, I figured there was some potential to appreciate here, Sanchez often able to add just the right touch of cynical humor as he comments from behind the camera. The back cover described the movie like this: “Do you love big bubble butts as much as I do? Do you love to see an ass so fat, round and juicy you don't know whether to grab it & give it a big ol' smack or an ass so beautiful that you wanted to dip it in gold and wear it on your head like a crown? Well I, Dirty Sanchez have! I travel near and far looking for the greatest amateur big asses on the sluttiest chicks that are willing and wanting to bend over and crack those fat dunks open for all of you dirty fuckers to enjoy. So don't be shy! Take a break, sit back and come along with me and my friends to see all of our greatest Big AssVentures. Enjoy Fuckers! - Dirty Sanchez” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lexxxi Lockhart

Scene One: Audrinna Levine, a brunette from Georgia, was up first as she sat on a couch near a bay of windows as the director interviewed her. He admired her big breasts and her curvy ass, her skimpy blue thong string riding deep inside her ass crack. She teased fairly well and was oiled up before Levi Cash and Al-B started pawing her, some ass slapping and digging into her snatch leading to some asshole massaging. Levi got hard really quickly but Al seemed tough to please, her stroking of his pecker yielding scant results initially. Audrinna was an active vaginal rider who sucked a mean cock, the guys not caring to gobble her gash and the lady clamping her eyelids shut when they unleashed their population pudding all over her face to glaze it.

Scene Two: Jessica, a nicely proportioned brunette with a tasty ass seen on the front cover, was up next as she teased with her white thong and booty shorts. She had a firm ass and oiled up well enough, her attitude shining forth as she rubbed herself on the couch by the windows. Her partner was Al-B by himself this time, the guy rimming her and gobbling gash before she briefly slobbed his knob. This led to her vaginally riding his cock in a variety of positions, some of them active and other positions less so, the lack of chemistry balanced out by her unpolished appreciation for action. She was clean shaven and did not show much eye contact, her potential as yet untapped from what I could see as the scene ended when she beat his meat to unload his wad of genetic juice to her upper torso and neck.

Scene Three: Fanny, a tiny Puerto Rican with limited language skills, was up next as Carlo introduced her to the director by a large public fountain. She had a cute smile going for her and wore street clothing, her ass considered “small and delicious” per Sanchez. Her ass was the smallest of the ladies this time, still perky but not what I considered to be truthfully advertised according to the cover. They moved into the apartment to show off her ass better, the disrobing and oiling up helping elevate the dynamic for me almost as much as her polished blowjob skills. She was an active vaginal rider with a shaven pussy, her razor burn more prominent but her labia looking pretty tasty as they pounded uglies together. The scene ended when he bust a nut of splooge all over her chin, the ball batter lumpy (and Fanny looking mighty uncomfortable) with a quick cut to black.

Scene Four: Lexxxi Lockhart, a short gal with big curves, was up last and she gave the impression of someone that liked to fuck. It was apparently around Halloween time and she walked in as the director, Cris Commando, and the director were cleaning up a silly string fight. Her purple top hugged her sweet boobs and her blue booty shorts revealed a great deal of ass flesh, the thick legs something some fans will really like. Her butt munch shorts impressed Sanchez and she had the lengthiest scene of the group, her white thong replaced by a black body stocking that allowed her to be slutty. I liked the sheer outfit and she hiked it up to get some oil on her cheeks, sucking Cris and aggressively fucking him with plenty of eye contact as she saw fit. It was clear she was a more seasoned professional than most of her peers this time, her energy levels making the scene stand out nicely. Her ass rippled delightfully too, her purring noises an upgrade over the pornish yelling I hear all too often. The scene closed out when Cris rubbed out a wad of spunk to her face, Lexxxi playfully following orders to display the mouthful of spew for the director.

Summary: Big Ass Ventures In Miami 2 by director Dirty Sanchez for Pulse Pictures under the Dirty Productions label was pretty good, someone suggesting I would have liked the first volume even more. The ladies had nicely shaped asses and three of them lived up to the advertised “big ass” title, Dirty himself commenting that Fanny had a “small and delicious” ass, the lack of chemistry between the performers combining with the only modest replay value to merit a still respectable rating of Rent It. All the ladies wee fuckable and while I preferred Lexxxi Lockhart and Audrinna Levine more than the other two, there was a lot of potential for growth in the series. In short then, Big Ass Ventures In Miami 2 will provide some strokable material for your spank banks if you like the down & dirty technical aspects the director provides, the casting of shapely ladies with curvy asses definitely a plus from what I have seen of late so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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