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Three Gapeteers, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/16/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Three Gapeteers

Evil Angel/Jay Sin Video

Genre: Compilation, Anal Gaping

Director: Jay Sin

Cast: Alysa, Isabella Clark, Anita Hengher, Omar Galanti, Hotkinkyjo; Roxy Raye (bonus scene only)

Length: 205:30 minutes (176:01 minutes & 29:29 minutes)

Alysa, Isabella Clark, and Anita Hengher

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: The first disc had a cast list detailing where each scene came from and the cast for each scene (it did not vary much). It also provided some websites and a company preview, detailing what to expect on the second disc as well. The best extra from the second disc will be the new bonus scene between Alysa and Roxy Raye lasting 16:07 minutes for most folks. The size of the toys used to produce the anal gapes was wildly huge but they loved doing each other. There was a 29:51 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, 53:11 minutes of outtakes (extra sex!), 5 photogalleries, 3 trailers, filmographies, and some websites.

Condoms: None

Alysa, Isabella Clark, Anita Hengher

Audio/Video Quality: The Three Gapeteers was presented in a fine looking 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel. The bitrate varied a lot but the basic lighting covered the action well so there were not a lot of shadows around during the scenes. The flesh tones were decent and the composition of the shots was not always the best for the ladies but the anal tricks that so fascinated director Jay Sin were obviously the most important thing to capture for him; this being his core audience from what I’ve learned over the years. Still, the action was clearly recorded and the raw energy of the cast was caught better than I expected; making it a decent looking fuck flick in most ways, the editing by Luigi, showing some care going into the final product. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; the lack of separation and dynamic range meaning the audio was a bit flatter than hoped for. It was low end audio for the most part but given the gonzo niche of the movie, this is to be expected. The musical interludes were pretty decent though and added to the fun but they did not last long for those who care.


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Body of Review: Jay Sin has become almost synonymous with kinky anal gaping lesbian scenes where impossibly large toys are deployed in his releases for Evil Angel. Three of his favorite ladies to shoot in scenes together are Alysa, Isabella Clark, Anita Hengher; the trio of tarts affectionately referred to as The Three Gapeteersin the so titled double disc compilation that came today. For nasty, kinky lesbian tricks involving toys, oil, fetish costumes and the like, they are arguably among the best in the business today, the five scenes included as part of the compilation itself included one with Omar assisting them and another where Hotkinkyjo replaced Anita, four coming from discs and one from the internet. The fun continued with a bunch of extras rarely seen in a compilation, even a bonus scene as listed aboyt and about two more hours of strokable material to appreciate if you enjoy watching circus act sex.

The Second Disc

The company website described the compilation like this: “Over his long directorial career, ass fetishist Jay Sin has shot some incredible women with outrageous anal abilities. But few of them approach the backdoor insanity and rectal stunt work of a trio of gorgeous Russian sluts Jay calls, "The Three Gapeteers." The reigning queens of gaping assholes - exotic Alysa with her legendary, canyon-like colon; petite Isabella Clark, whose huge rear capacity is infamous; and sultry Anita Hengher, with her deliciously dilating bumhole - expand their winking anuses to mind-boggling dimensions while fingering and tonguing one another's impossibly huge (but frighteningly real) anal gapes. This torrid threesome cums together in four wicked encounters on Jay's sensational, new video that compiles their wildest previous exploits with a ferocious scene new to DVD. Alysa, Isabella and Anita work out with a sick array of enormous toys, balls and objects, and Italian brute Omar Galanti's gigantic cock pries their athletic sphincters wide open in one nasty session. There's also a massive strap-on session with Alysa, Isabella and Hotkinkyjo, the only performer working today who can rival the extreme ass-stuffing skills of Jay's three favorites. Included in this deluxe two-disc collection is a bonus scene with up-and-rimming anal starlet Roxy Raye and Alysa. There's absolutely nothing Jay's lovely "Gapeteers" can't handle with their elastic, acrobatic buttholes. Jay Sin's "The Three Gapeteers" is a double-disc DVD with bonus scene starring Alysa and Roxy Raye, extensive outtakes, behind-the-scenes footage, photo galleries, cast list, filmographies and trailers.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alysa and Roxy Raye in the bonus scene

Scene One: Web Scene: Alysa, Isabella Clark, and Anita Hengher, the three lovely ladies featured on the front cover, were up first in a scene from the internet. As I am still a dedicated fan of physical media (discs), I don’t believe I had seen this one, the ladies wearing latex and whipping out gigantic black dildos. They gobbled gash but stuck primarily with rimming each other, the sheer nastiness of their oral antics enhanced when they began anally fucking each other like crazy. Their sheer enthusiasm carried forth once again, pool cue balls shoved into their rectums and black fisting toys too, not exactly pushing their limits (keep watching the other scenes for that) but stretching their well worn precious puckers to be sure.

The Extras

Scene Two: Gape Lovers 6: Alysa, Isabella Clark, Anita Hengher: Izobella Clark, Alysa, and Anita Hengher, were up next as the Russian trio of brunettes bent over with cups as anal plugs stretching their assholes as they smiled for the camera. There was not a lot of verbal communication taking place this time, the gals also kind of mechanical in terms of their mugging for the camera while kissing and continuing the anal tricks. No one can fault the manner in which they acted, this is all standard operating procedure for Jay Sin’s fuck flicks, but the lack of true chemistry and passion weakened it for me, even though his core group of fans may disagree as to the replay value a little. They used large toys and did a lot of ATM as a result, coming across as size queens more than anything else; the lack of spunk in the scene not really weakening it for me as it does for some readers.

The Photogalleries

Scene Three: Anal Acrobats 7: Alysa, Isabella Clark, Anita Hengher, Omar Galanti: Alysa, Anita Hengher, and Izobella Clark, were up next with Omar Galanti, their initial lesbian efforts showing all of them to be able to handle most anything coming their way anally or orally. They wore colorful outfits indicative of their heritage, no panties allowed as they flashed their perfect asses in the largely barren room. When Omar entered the room, they focused on pleasing him orally and by opening their assholes for him, some lesbian tricks included (such as rimming) and he gave a little head too. When he bust a nut of splooge into a mouth, the ladies all cumswapped it in lipstick lesbian fashion, moving into using toys to get off themselves rather than end the scene as would traditionally be the case. The use of a Russian nesting doll ended it but they displayed a lot of anal acuity too, the lengthy sexual tryst providing them ample opportunity to go at each other (and to fire balls out of their asses; just check out the scene to see what I mean).

Scene Four: Anal Acrobats 6: Alysa, Isabella Clark, Anita Hengher: Anita Hengher, Isabella Clark, and Alysa, a trio of foreign hotties wearing garish stripped socks (as seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover), were up next in an homage to golfing. Anita was the leader of the pack and did the most oral on her two friends, the gals reciprocating after a wide variety of anal penetrations by all sorts of cups, cocks, and balls. Their chemistry together was decent but the action was a mix of fun and mechanical efforts to stuff as much dildo in their asses as possible, all sorts of gape rimming taking place as in the other scenes.

Scene Five: Strap On Anal Lesbians: Alysa, Isabella Clark, Hotkinkyjo: This time, Anita was replaced by Jo, the ladies all dressed up as stripper devils (for lack of a better description). They deployed pretty large black strap on dildos right away too, skipping the traditional tease and warm up phases of the scenes to do a ton of ATM (ass to mouth) and mug for the camera. There was no population pudding, genetic juice, spunk, or splooge here but the ladies were affectionate with each other and clearly had no problems with major objects in their respective asses or rimming each other.

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Summary: The Three Gapeteers by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel will not suit everyone and only an idiot would push it on a mass audience (a growing problem among critics/reviewers is to boost ratings impossibly high; the belief that everyone should have the same tastes pretty foolish) but if you like seeing foreign babes do circus act sex tricks and provide anal gapes galore, this title should be considered Recommended or better, certainly a “must have” for anyone that adores Alysa, Isabella Clark, and Anita Hengher that do not have the original movies the scenes were taken from. In short, The Three Gapeteers was the kind of porno that shows extreme queens getting into some wild sex, blowing their asses out, and smiling as they get each other off, the variety of action including varied fetish attire, lots of toys, primarily lesbian sex, and something for all the kink fans out there so check it out if you have not seen the original scenes previously.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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