Asian chicks are cute and amateur porn can be hot in an unscripted ‘real life’ kind of way, so why not combine the two, right? That’s just what Third World Media have done with their Third World Amateurs: Philippines 2 DVD. The feature contains five scenes, each starring a pretty, lithe, petite dark haired Filipina ready and willing to serve that special man in her life. But does it work as well as it should? Well, two out of five ain’t bad… no wait, two out of five is kind of bad.
Chapter 1 - Cindy: This first scene starts off with a quick intro from Cindy who introduces herself in her black cocktail dress. She strips and then her man of the hour walks into the room and she gets down on all fours and gives him head. She blows him for a good long while and seems to enjoy it, after which she rubs his prick on her perky tits for a few minutes before they go at it missionary style. She looks into the camera a lot, sometimes nibbling on her finger which is kind of sexy for some reason. He pumps away at her and she starts to get more involved, at which point she flips over and he fucks her doggy style. They go at it missionary style one last time for a minute or two and then he pulls out and goops on top of her pelvis and lithe stomach.
Chapter 2 - Angel: Angel washes a cucumber in the kitchen sink when we catch up with her. Her man comes into the room and they quickly get naked and she rides him cowgirl style on the couch. They kiss a bit and then she bends over in front of him so he can fuck her from behind. She gets back on top of him and rides him cowgirl style and pulls out just in time to squirt a load to the top of her ass cheeks. A pretty quick scene – Angel is cute but there’s not a lot of enthusiasm here aside from a few moans and groans towards the end.
Chapter 3 - Stephanie: Stephanie starts off in a purple dress looking like she just got back from the prom and then she does a slow motion strip tease while some absolutely awful music plays in the background. She gets naked and lies on the bed for the camera and we get to watch her play with her tits and her pussy for a bit. This girl has a LOT of makeup on, it’s kind unappealing there’s so much of it. At any rate she uses a vibrator on herself and then her man comes in and sucks on her tits. She lays him back and sucks his cock, taking her time and showing some enthusiasm for the job, and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style. The camera goes out of focus quite a bit here in a weak POV session but then gets back in focus as the action picks up. She gets on her knees and blows him again and he unloads into her mouth and onto her face. Not a particularly enthralling scene, really.
Chapter 4 – China Kwan: When we first meet China she’s laying in bed in a purple nightie looking cute. A doctor comes in to check on her and after talking about her armpit for a bit (???) she spreads her legs for him to check her out. He does, and quickly sticks his cock inside her and fucks her missionary style. She flips over and takes him from behind and then pulls off of him to administer some oral clean up before going back to missionary style for one last minute until he’s ready, at which point he pulls out and pops onto her stomach. Again, this isn’t a particularly riveting scene. China is cute enough but doesn’t seem all that into it and neither does her partner – they just seem to be going through the motions here.
Chapter 5 - Samantha: Last but not least is Samantha, who strips out of her white nightgown for the camera as more bad music plays overtop. Once that’s over with, we cut to her bedroom where she’s fingering herself under her panties. Soon they come off and she gives us a real show, after which her man comes in, cock in hand, and plants his wang directly down her throat. She doesn’t seem to mind and takes him in her mouth and strokes him, showing some interest in what she’s doing – a nice change after the last two scenes. She smiles at the camera as she blows him and as it pulls back we can see how cute she looks in her knee high tube socks fingering her pussy with a mouth full of dick. He fucks her missionary style and then doggy style, and then they spoon for a bit before he gets her on her back with her legs up for some deep dicking action, rubbing her clit with his thumb. He pulls out and blows his load up from her pelvis and onto her tits, getting some pretty serious Air Miles under his belt for that one.
This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable widescreen 1.78.1 presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a considerablye amount of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you’d realistically expect it to. It should be noted that there’s an annoying THIRDWORLDXXX.COM video bug in the lower left hand corner of the screen throughout the entire feature.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn’t much to whine about here. The audio is fine.
We get some trailers for other related titles, a pop shot recap, and a still gallery as well as menus and scene selection. Not a particularly impressive array of supplements, really. Want to know the worst part though? There are ads for the studio’s website that pop up between scenes.
The first scene and the last scene in i>Third World Amateurs: Philippines 2are worth seeing but the three in the middle, that make up the bulk of the running time, are filler. If you’re a big fan of Asian amateurs you might want to rent this, otherwise there are better things to spend your money on and you can safely skip it.