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Hairy Twatter

Studio: Dream Zone Entertainment » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 8/26/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Jessie Andrews, Katie St. Ives, Tara Lynn Foxx, Nora Skyy, Sammy Grand, Seth Gamble, Michael Vegas, Logan Pierce, Tyler Nixon  

Length: 117 minutes

Dates of Production: 5/8/2012 

Extras: None (I was watching a screener version.) In the actual DVD sold to the public, there will be special feature segments. 

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition and Dolby Digital.

Overview: Hairy Twatter: A Dreamzone Parody is a film that takes on the Harry Potter mystique. In this pornified screener version, the storyline focuses on a spell that Harry puts on the women at their campus. To their pleasant surprise, they do not mind since their sex lives become more satisfying. The roles are casted well with Seth Gamble in the lead role and Jessie Andrews as Hormone and Tyler Nixon as Ron making up the popular threesome.

Scene One: Seth Gamble aka Hairy is in need of a spell and Katie St. Ives aka Hella Trix will only give it to him as long as he pleasures her feminine bush. So, he goes down on it and sucks her nice furry vaginal plaything. I like seeing the dark-haired lady's inner legs quiver from the guy's effective and stimulating oral massage. Next, a breif titty fuck occurs during her very driven cock suck. The very horny Hormone sucks his balls pretty well too. The doggie fuck follows that starts off and ends with the wizard fucking her very hard. Afterwards, Katie provides good active humping action on his dick while she straddles his waist. Later, Seth's energetic pumping delivery is shown. A more measured mish with solid eye contact between them follows. It becomes more driven by the wizard during the latter part of their performance. Then, he pulls out and cums on her hairy bush.                                                       

Scene Two: Hormone played by cutie Jessie Andrews is telling her good friend Ron played by Tyler Nixon about her overnight growth. The wizard reassures her that she looks really nice with it. The two attracted people make out with hardly any kissing, but a whole lot of hot cocksucking action. Then, a very turned on wizard bounces on his cock with good effort and energy. Afterwards, the male wizard fucks her doggystyle and missionary style in a pretty steady manner. The mish activity increases the energy level as well as the excitement factor. The cowgirl moments create a personal tone to their performance. The lengthy final mish is a very heated affair that eventually places a pop shot on her bush and tummy.        

Scene Three: Sammy Grand aka Winey walks into Neville played by Logan Pierce on the stairs. After he tells her about the spell, they makeout. There is more kissing in this scene as compared to the previous one. Next, the guy is eating and fingerfucking her pussy while she is leaning against the window. Then, the woman is on her knees in order to suck his meaty plaything. I like Sammy's bj activity since it feels pretty raw. A reverse cockride follows and then, a nice and pleasant looking fuck from behind screw is shown. At times, I could see and feel the fondness that Sammy has for Logan. A very brief mouth fuck occurs right before their spoonful of sugar moment. It's the most intense part of their performance. Finally, he cums on her beauty spot.

Scene Four: Nora Skyy aka Janine shows her appreciation to the top wizard Seth Gamble by applying a very hot blow job on his appealing pecker. I especially enjoyed how she rubbed his cock with two hands. She eventually makes him cum in her mouth.

Scene Five: A horny Tara Lynn Foxx aka Luder makes a deal with Draco played by Michael Vegas. He does down on her yummy pussy as she leans back from taking in the enjoying stimulation. When he fingers her, the woman moans with good pleasure. I love their chemistry and the way he makes her squeal like a cutie pie. Later, Tara moans with more emotion as Michael really goes to town on her pussy with his mouth. A passionate cocksuck by the woman follows. The reverse cowgirl ride is also quite passionate with Tara straddling his groin effectively. Afterwards, we get to see Michael's exciting fucking effort. I loved seeing Tara's facial expressions during the mish moments. In the end, he cums on her nice looking feminine carpet.            

Final Thoughts: From the start of the movie, Harry Potter fans will enjoy the appearance of this production. The music and costumes are well done. The creative storyline is very effective in pleasing the viewers while at the same time being a useful vehicle for the beginning of each sex scene. The sex is good with some performances being better than others. Tara Lynn Foxx was the hottest while Katie St. Ives provided good excitement. Nora Skyy's limited performance was very good too even though most people would had wanted to see it developed more. Even though many of the actors and actresses only had one scene, we could tell that given the opportunity, some would had shown off their acting talents well especially in the case of Jessie Andrews, Michael Vegas, and Katie St. Ives. Overall, for a sex parody, I would recommend it.

Apache Warrior

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