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Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 8/28/12
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Burning Angel Entertainment

Directed by Joanna Angel

Screenplay by Joanna Angel and Nick Danger

Running Time: 2:47:59

 

Starring:

Joanna Angel

Jessie Lee

Krysta Kaos

Kleio

Veruca James

Dana DeArmond

Danny Wylde

Tommy Pistol

Jon Jon

Mr Pete

Julius Ceazher

Derrick Pierce

 

Special Features:

Behind the Scenes:11:49 of goofyness, lots of ass shots, and the girls de-Jersey themselves in the shower, and more

Photo Gallery

Trailers: 4

Full Motion Chapter Menus

 

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 192 kbps

Video:Mpeg 2 at around 2-4

 

 

Joanna and her staff of sexy baristas (Kleio, Krysta Kaos, Veruca James and Jessie Lee) need to figure out how to lure customers into their independent coffee shop- the Burning Angel Coffee Hole-before it becomes a parking lot! The girls call in a reality tv show for some desperately-needed publicity and then everything changes. On top of the coffee, the girls serve up a slew of wet pussy lattes, hot Tits-achinos and some anal-infused concoctions with extra cream. Tips in the form of cock are welcomed..especially in the name of saving Joanna's Hole

Overall Thoughts:

If you have been following my reviews, you will know a few things going into this review. One is that I am a huge fan of the Joanna and the Burning Angel crew. And you also know my love for Kleio, and let's top it off with some Veruca James, Krysta and the always funny, Dana. But when it comes to funny, we can't forget about Tommy Pistol, who is playing a tortured poet in this movie, and is guarenteed to make you laugh when he is on screen. But along with the gorgus girls, Joanna is also know for bringing the funny into her movies, and just a small, but great example of that, is when the girls put on their thinking panties and we get a 80's montage after that.

 And what we get is a solid movie, with some sexy girls and some great humor, both staples of what Burning Angel brings to the table. We are given a 12 minute BTS and some trailers which make up the special features on this disc. It seems that this was not shot in HD, and I think that is why the technical scores are a little lower than normal. But it's still one that deserves a RECOMMENDED rating, and if you are a fan of Burning Angel, you won't be dissapointed. If you are not a fan, I think it's worth at least checking out, just to see what they have to offer, and I am sure that will change your mind, hopefully.

Jessie Lee/Tommy Pistol

Jessie loves the tortured poet, and she wants to make sure he tells his friends about the place, so she starts off with some lip service, and then moves to his cock, which includes plenty of spit and gagging. They move to the couch, she bends over and he gets lost in her ass, while fingering her pussy, and licking her ass. The "oh my gods" start as she starts off with some doggy. She licks the pussy off his cock, and then he offers some foot love, and then heads back into her pussy, as she spreads her legs wide for him. She strips down to just her apron, then climbs on for some reverse cowgirl action, showing some great energy. She follows that up with a nice lickfest of his cock and balls, then climbs her nice booty back on him, for some cowgirl, hopping and grinding on his cock. She continues to show some energy as she is driving him crazy, and he leaves her a money shot in her mouth. And that is some great customer service.

 

Krysta Kaos/Mr Pete

After getting kicked out of the coffee shop, Krysta wants to make sure he feels better, and giving his cock a work over with her pierced tongue, should turn that frown upside down. She leans up against the dumpster and offers her pussy to him, while he gives her ass a few slaps. I believe this is my first time seeing her, and I can say that I hope to see more of her in the future, what can I say, I am sucker for the Burning Angel girls. You have to love a girl who has a Roger Rabbit tattoo above her pussy.She sits on his lap for some brief cowgirl before going back to some doggy. She offers more tongue work on his cock before spreading her legs and he slides back in her pussy. A little rough stuff with some choking and slapping. And I am guessing that one of them really like doggy, as they are back to that. She does a very nice job of begging for his cum, which he sprays all over her face.

Veruca/Kleio/Derrick (Spotlight Scene)

Joanna's employees continue to show off their customer service skills, as they show one of Danny's camera crew a good time. And that lucky bastard gets both of these lovely ladies to himself. Kleio goes for Veruca's pussy, followed by Derrick, lapping her pussy with his tongue. Girls are very playful and giggly, can tell they like working together. They turn their attention on Kleio, but don't worry Derrick, they haven't forgotten about you. Veruca bobs on his cock, while Kleio continues to lick/finger her pussy. The girls double team his cock then bends Kleio over for some doggy.They lick the taste off his cock before Veruca climbs on for some fun. They continue to do a nice job of taking turns and sharing his cock. Not to be captain obvious, but having Kleio riding your cock and Veruca sitting on your face, not a bad day at all. But let's add a little more fun, as Veruca climbs on for some anal fun, while Kleio plays with her pussy. He bends Kleio over for her turn with some anal fun. Plenty of anal and ATM follow until he gives them a few shots of cum, and Veruca licks it off Kleio

Dana/Jon Jon/Julius

Hippie Dana has come to check out the band and their instruments, if you know what I mean. She pays tribute to their cocks with her mouth and hands. She dances and strips as they admire her booty and bush (her enchanted lady garden). They lay her back as she gags on one cock and has the other is deep in her pussy. Some very nice one liners throughout the scene, when she doesn't have a cock in her mouth. And Dana takes both of these guys with no problem, although it seems that one of the guys is having a few issues. But luckily Dana is here to help with her mouth and booty. She dances her way onto Juliuis cock for some nice reverse cowgirl action. More foot love from Jon Jon. She gets a small load in her mouth, and then teases Julius until he gives her a bigger load.

Joanna/Danny

It's Burning Angel, the Jersey Shore edition. She spreads her legs, as he licks and spreads her pussy. He can barely keep it in his pants, but when it comes out, it quickly ends up in Joanna's mouth. She climbs on his cock for some cowgirl, as she spreads her ass for him, giving his fingers easy access to her ass. Slides up beside her for some spoon action, with some slight choking. Joanna is and will always be one of my favorites, not only is she sexy, but I love a girl with a great sense of humor. But enough with the love fest, back to the action, as he gives her a few slaps across the face, and then bends over for some very nice doggy, and after some begging and teasing, he slides in her ass, while getting a fistfull of Joanna's hair. She flips over and spreads her legs, as he is right back inside her ass, getting her to cum a few times. He pulls out and gives her a few shots of cum, and Joanna gives his cock a few more licks.

And we end with a Hollywood freeze ending


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