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Mike John's Boobaholics Anonymous 8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/28/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 8

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Anal, Interracial

Directors: Mike John & Tim Von Swine

The Extras

Cast: Britney Young, Steven French, Mark Zane, Alia Starr, Mr. Pete, Siri, Tim Von Swine, Amber Cox, Sean Michaels, Lizz Tayler, Michael Stefano; Beverly Paige (last one in bonus scene only)

Length: 149:24 minutes

Date of Production: 8/1/2012

Beverly Paige in the Bonus Scene

Extras: The best extra was the 22:07 minute long POV bonus scene between Beverly Paige and Tim Von Swine. The introduction was amusing but the big titted brunette was among the bustiest of the show. It was shot outside and she was more active than I’ve ever seen her, the shaven lass bouncy as all get out. There was also a group of six trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list, and a great BTS lasting 33:21 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 8 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, the open rooms well lit this time (I still preferred the tease sessions by the pool when available though). There were no compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 3.9 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention to it) and the fleshtones were nearly perfect, making this one visually solid for my tastes. As expected, Tim Von Swine assisted on the production and the entire movie was the better for it, again earning him co-directing credit. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.

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Body of Review: Mike John and Tim Von Swine are well known for their gonzo productions distributed by Jules Jordan Video, fans long appreciating the amount of fuck for the buck provided. Their latest title coming out this week is called Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 8, the series providing a lengthy look at ladies who have big boobs and like going full bore on penetrating peckers. There was a great selection of ladies here including Lizz Tayler, Siri, Alia Starr, Amber Cox, and Britney Young; each providing their bodacious breasts for fan approval. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Britney Young, the fetching young lass seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first with Steven French and Mark Zane after she teased out by the pool. Her lean body accentuated her nicely shaped boobs, complimenting her blond locks and physically appealing face, the purple bikini top and tight blue jean shorts providing a great look at her clothed before she revealed all her goodies in the sunny location. The clarity of the picture was superb, her very fine body hairs seen everywhere except her shaven snatch. The tease was far too short for my tastes but she was raring to go considering this was her first threesome with two guys on camera, Steven looking a lot older than I remember him and Mark quickly moving to gobble her gash as his pal sucked her tits on the indoor couch. She then slobbed Steven’s knob while Mark pounded her pussy, the gal an active rider but also savoring cock whenever it was within inches of her face. The men alternated between the vaginal and oral sex using her lithe young figure as a cock socket, Britney showing she liked what she was doing more than a little bit. She took the first nut of spunk to her abdomen and Steven plastered her tits with his wad of splooge after a few moments, the sex positive gal laughing as the scene closed out (the only thing I did not like was the nasty bruise on her upper thigh).

Scene Two: Alia Starr, the slightly thick black gal seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next with perverted Mr. Pete, the tease by the pool revealing her 34-F tits. She had a stripped bikini top and some blue booty shorts, her ample sample of an ass delightfully complimenting her chest, the tease more satisfying as she followed Tim’s directions. They started with some oral and a titty fuck by the pool, Alia clearly no stranger to slobbing a knob, Pete getting her wet before the scene picked up in the house for some sex on the couch. He bent her over and spanked her while tapping into that dripping pussy, her moaning such that she came across as believable in her appreciation of his work. While not the most active rider of the cast, Alia was definitely one of the most vocal and oral, some taste testing from time to time enhancing her scene a lot. For his part, Pete played with her tits a lot throughout the scene, the best part for me still the way the duo plowed so actively during the latter portion of the chemistry filled scene. Pete ended it by rubbing out his genetic juice all over her tits but the satisfied look on her face as she reclined on the tan couch was priceless.

Scene Three: Siri, the busty blond featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, then engaged in some heated carnal hijinks with Tim Von Swine. She had 40-HH boobs, the green shirt she wore barely holding them in as she bounced them around in the living room. The meaty body of hers was very sexy as far as I was concerned too, her healthy sized ass at least as amazing as her impressive rack, Tim soon getting some POV head as he kicked back on a blue chair, her hand to gland combat increasing the friction for him to appreciate. She throated the directorial stud and had some fun with it too, her tits warming him up before they bumped uglies like true friends with benefits. Siri pushed back to meet his thrusting cock too, some fabulous taste testing showing her oral devotion to making a great impression, the ending load of population pudding flying all over as he hand tossed it to her continual gaze (she had fine eye contact too) and provided some post coital head to cap off a favored tryst.

Scene Four: Amber Cox, the young brunette seen on the upper middle of the front cover, was then paired up with Sean Michaels for an interracial scene. She was the leanest of the ladies and wore her sunglasses with blue bikini undies by the pool, her 32-D tits looking bigger by virtue of her smaller stature. Amber was from New Jersey and Tim remarked about another favorite from the state (sexy Tiffany Rayne), her pierced nipples looking great with awesome resolution thanks to the natural sunlight and oil. Going into the scene, I did not think I’d like it given her reserved nature but she warmed up pretty quickly to the business given this was from her first week. She seemed to be a size queen so it was lucky she was paired up with Sean, the couple ending up on the tan couch where Sean admired her (and gave her enough flattery to excite her). He pawed her tits and sucked on them, allowing her to grab his package before he nestled between her legs to go down on her. Amber had a shaven pussy that Sean liked the taste of, the gal taking her time to reciprocate as she stroked his pecker while sucking the head. I give her full credit for pushing her limits during the vaginal penetration too, at least initially pushing back to meet his thrusts as he dove ever deeper into her dripping box. The scene ended when he unleashed his round of ball batter all over her face, some smaller amount of semen landing on her tits before she sucked him clean.

Scene Five: Lizz Tayler, the gorgeous young babe seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, then finished up the action with Michael Stefano. While her breasts were not even close to being the biggest of the bunch, her facial attractiveness and perfect proportions made her a major selling point of the movie, some might argue that the directors saved the best for last. She was dressed up in her bikini undies out by the pool on the sunny day, Tim admiring her at length while she posed and gave him quite a show. I found her ass to be as superb as any other part of her, the gal in porn for about two years and improving all the time. She showed how her thong rode up her sweet ass crack, the camera spending much more time on her tits as she licked and squeezed them. Michael was the lucky mope, my understanding that earlier this year he “retired” from the industry though he still scored some fine fresh meat on his way out. He sucked her nipples and diddled her into a state of wetness, Lizz dropping down to passionately blow him enhanced by her combination of skill and chemistry, the amount of eye contact certainly a plus here as she inhaled his rod to the bone. They even did some titty fucking though only briefly before they moved to the house to go all the way. He gobbled her gash and she seemed to genuinely appreciate his skilled touch, the shaven snatch glistening with her juices as she spread her legs far apart. The hummer was even more aggressive here and she was an equally active vaginal rider, throwing herself into the positions with a sense of urgency enhancing the replay value. The intermittent oral assisted as well, some titty fucking included several more times though Michael deposited his wad of spew directly into her mouth for her to swallow handily.

Summary: Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 8 by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another winning adventure by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action again adding up to a rating of Highly Recommended. Lizz Tayler, Siri, Alia Starr, Amber Cox, and Britney Young were all providing some replay value and strokability, the guys elevating the sexual antics with all the usual touches they add to inspire heat, energy, and enthusiasm. In short then, Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 8 was again full of the fun factor that makes the director’s movies so appreciated, his ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting, Tim Von Swine’s touch again enhancing the final product.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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