Cast: Jada Stevens, Dee Siren, Sheena Shaw Non-sex role: John Stagliano
Length: 199:52 minutes
Date of Production: 2012
Extras: This single disc release had three trailers, a cast list, photogalleries, and filmographies. Given the length of the movie itself, there was enough strokable spank bank material to last though.
Audio/Video Quality: Buttman’s Stretch Class 13 was presented in the improved 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director John Stagliano for Evil Angel. As noted previously, John has never displayed the overwhelming desire to show crystal clear visuals, preferring to focus his efforts on the kind of raw energy so few of his peers are as capable of providing. The levels of grain, video noise, and even pattern effects were okay this time and the action lost nothing due to the flaws on the technical side (the movie was still hot but the bitrate typically hovered around the 4.1 Mbps though it varied significantly at times), more attention paid to some of the lighting issues I’ve fussed about in the past. The composition of the camera angles showed some care put into them, making the ladies virtually always look their best, and this is the strength of John's directorial ability more than anything else (as a producer, he also tends to make fine selections of cast). The large amounts of tease and clothing play along with female masturbation efforts enhanced this one significantly, the nastiest the action got with John involving his hands or some face smothering. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio track (in 192 Kbps) was as basic as gonzo porn came be, with limited talking going on outside of John's own directions in the background. The cast could be heard moaning & groaning but this was definitely a limited selection based on audio quality.
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Body of Review: John Stagliano is the director best known as “Buttman”, his career well known for how it popularized the gonzo format even before he branched off into forming Evil Angel. Over the years, his name has become associated with quality entertainment relating to tease, the gonzo shooting style, and a love of shapely female ass, many directors following in his footsteps building upon the basics that he established to the delight of fans all over the world. His latest title making it my way this week was the upcoming Buttman’s Stretch Class 13, the series routinely delighting the ass lover in me by showcasing three hotties using toys, tight clothing, and a back to basics approach few others can get away with. The three lengthy scenes were again dedicated to tease and anal play, the ladies given the freedom to enjoy themselves without male partners getting in the way. The amount of ass tease alone in the nearly three and a half hour flick was more than you will see in probably a dozen gonzo titles with variations of the terms used for ass so if you are in the market for a movie showcasing curvaceous babes Jada Stevens, Sheena Shaw, and Dee Siren, this would be a good starting point. The movie comes out next week so I’m sure fans of the series will appreciate this one as much as ever given the quality of the action.
The company website described the movie like this: “Porn pioneer John "Buttman" Stagliano's years of sexy experience help young girls achieve their personal goals. When an aspiring slut visits Buttman's home studio, she learns the basics of posing and masturbating ... and comes away with a deeper understanding of her own body and its special abilities. The director expands the sexual horizons of gorgeous students via an array of state-of-the-art sex devices (as well as some simple yet ingenious toys) in the three intimate, one-on-one seminars of "Buttman's Stretch Class 13." Sassy brunette brat Jada Stevens shows up to class wearing skintight leggings disguised as jeans. The all-natural cutie spreads her bubble butt to reveal her pink thong and decorates her most sensitive areas with pinching clothespins while dilating her tender sphincter with the director's butt plugs and glass dildos. Jada stimulates her proud nipples using a suction pump and makes herself cum with several huge vibrators. Voluptuous blonde Dee Siren smothers the teacher in her huge, meaty, spandex-clad ass, sitting on Buttman's face until he's gasping for air. The sexy plumper shows off her amazing body in fishnets and invades herself with massive dildos - even two speculums at once! Last up is slender beauty Sheena Shaw, who loves it rough. She teases Buttman with her alluring camel toe before indulging in some athletic but punishing masochistic playtime. Flexible Sheena takes John's enormous rubber garden gnome all the way up her tight, muscular behind. "Buttman's Stretch Class 13" is for dedicated coeds only! John Stagliano's "Buttman's Stretch Class 13" is a single-disc DVD with photo galleries, cast list, filmographies and trailers.” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jada Stevens, the well known anal queen featured on the lower half of the front cover, was up first as she walked into John’s studio, quickly removing her loose pink shirt to show her black stretch top. For pants, she wore some skin tight fabric that was painted to look like jeans, John going crazy feeling her up as she walked around the place. He availed himself of her camel toe and ass crack, the gal stripping down to her pink thong to continue the tease. From there she changed into some pantyhose to do face sitting, more nipple play and anal toy play than any fan could ask for ensuing, even clothespins on her labia and nipples for devotees. It ended when she got off with some toys, a vibrator on her pussy, a large glass dildo in her ass, and some nipple suction devices helping provide the sensation slut with a myriad of exciting sensations to push her over the edge (without a hint of population pudding or splooge on her side of the camera to help in the hour+ scene).
Scene Two: Dee Siren, the blond with the shapely ass seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next as John welcomed her into his studio. She was wearing yellow stretch pants pulled up into her ass and a blue tank top clinging to her robust figure (I admit that I like them on the thick side so she looked just fine to me compared to the usual 90 pound teens you see in productions from other companies), the pants sheer enough to show off her tiny snatch thong nestled into all the right places. She was flexible enough to satisfy John’s voyeuristic side, the guy measuring her ass crack with his face as she giggled in delight. There was then some face sitting (her clothed) and the usual nipple play, the resolution of the camera and lighting solid enough to show off the fine hairs of her ass as she bent over. John then showcased her feet and shoes, the gal having changed into a black mesh body stocking and black corset, the material on the stocking making her nipple erections more pronounced than ever. This excited her and caused some nervous laughter, various toys used to stretch her ass and pussy out (a first for John being that both devices were glass, kind of dangerous, according to his comments), with taste testing forthcoming. That led to a double speculum bit, each hole getting one for perverted John, some oral on a dildo and other toys deployed to get her off (the large vibrator in the ass pushed her over the edge in that regard.
Scene Three: Sheena Shaw, the newcomer featured on the upper right hand cover of the movie, was up last and came across as a change of pace in some ways. She was much leaner than the other two, her torn shirt draped on her top and her white stretch pants hugging her sweet little ass. She was cute and I’ll admit that I have not seen nearly enough of her over the past year, the gal in no way likely to overtake Jada Stevens as my favorite of the movie but the lady showing some potential all the same. She had a loose caboose and I could see every square inch of her body as she teased, a black thong yanked tightly up her ass and pussy to disappear delightfully as she walked around. This led to John sampling the goods as it were, her nipples lactating when squeezed tightly. She then teased in yellow body shorts and a scrawny purple bra, some gyrating and floor work making me think she was a stripper given the smoothness of her moves. She was the most flexible lady of the pack this time too, putting her legs behind her head and lifting herself off the floor to a degree, the labia clips and anal toys showing that even as tight as she was, she liked getting stuffed (without the worries of spunk, ball batter, or genetic juice gracing her private areas). She even jammed the black rubber garden gnome up her ass, going deeper than I would have thought possible before swapping it out for the large glass toy with a handle, her oral skills displayed with a series of dildos on the wall before John helped her use a vibrator to genuinely get off.
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Summary: Buttman’s Stretch Class 13 by director John Stagliano for Evil Angel was again a single disc release full of tease, toy use, and the kind of freedom from the usual porn formulas that worked for me in terms of replay value and strokability. While once not the kind of show I preferred, there was a lot of freshness as expected from the director and his cast that might have lacked genetic juice but it was fun and strokable so I rated this as Recommended for fans of the genre as well as those that adore shapely ladies. Fans of Jada Stevens, Sheena Shaw, and Dee Siren should consider this another “must have” production given how much footage each was allowed without the usual mopes ruining things while newcomers might look earlier in the series to find just the right selection of hotties for their individual tastes. In short, Buttman’s Stretch Class 13, employed a lot of what I call “fun factor” for ass lovers to appreciate, the three lovely ladies all giving a show worth checking out for repeated viewings thanks to their enjoyment of the tease and toys (this time the show benefitting from the use of three relative newcomers to porn rather than experienced or seasoned veterans). Each of these curvy cuties has been making a name for themselves in fetish, anal, and big ass genre titles so keep an eye out for them given the quality of efforts they put in here.
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