Mad House XXX’s Me, My Husband, And Our China Doll combines two great kinks that taste great together – three way’s and Asian chicks. Let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to take on a beautiful Caucasian women and an equally beautiful and exotic women of eastern heritage at the same time? Variety is the spice of life, or so they say, so why not celebrate it? There’s no plot here, no storylines, no narratives to discuss, nope… nothing of the sort. Just four scenes shot with twelve performers giving you exactly what the cover art and back copy promise. Here’s a look…
Scene 1 – Mya & Eva: When this scene starts out, Mya is making out with her man in his workroom. She takes down his pants and gives him some head, stroking his cock and looking into the camera a fair bit as she blows him. Eva comes out and joins Mya on her knees and the two administer a great double blowjob, each taking their turn but helping the other work the shaft and lick the head – teamwork! Mya bends over and gets her skirt up so that she can take his cock from behind and we get a nice doggy style session, and once that’s over, exotic Eva gets on her side for some spoon fucking while Mya sucks on her tits just for kicks. The girls move into a sixty-nine with Eva on top getting fucked from behind, and then our lucky get gets on his back so that Mya can stuff his cock up her ass and ride him anally cowgirl style while Eva sucks on her tits and rubs her clit. Mya bends over and gets her ass fucked from behind, Eva still working her clit, but pulling the dick out for some oral clean up here and there. Before you know it, both ladies end the scene as they started it – on their knees and sucking cock until he blows his load all over the two of them, ending a fairly steamy opening scene.
Scene 2 – Luysan & Courtney: When this scene starts out, white girl Courtney is sucking Asian girl Luysan’s tits in the sauna. They rub one another’s pussies and move into a sixty nine when the man of the hour comes into the frame and crams his face into Luysan’s ass for a taste. The girls then take turns sucking on his cock and licking his balls after which Courtney gets on her back so he can give her shaved twat a serious shagging while she and Luysan kiss. From there, Luysan gets on all fours and takes the dick from behind, before getting him on his back and riding him very aggressive reverse cowgirl style. Luysan and Courtney then trade spots and she rides him for a few minutes, and then the girls move into a sixty-nine with Courtney on top getting fucked from behind and Luysan underneath nibbling away on her clit. Luysan gets her ass up in the air for Courtney to lick, and then he shifts his thumb in there to prime her. Shortly thereafter, Luysan has a dick up her ass pounding away – and at this point she could not look hotter or more into it. She pulls off and Courtney rides him cowgirl style while Luysan sits on his face and then Luysan rides him reverse cowgirl, his cock up her asshole again with some nice ass to mouth clean up on Courtney’s part. The girls lean back and lick his cock a bit until he blows his load into their mouths, which they then share between the two of them.
Scene 3 – Florencia & Regina: Caucasian Regina is on the couch with her man while Asian Florencia shows off her legs and body to the two of them. The girls are into one another here, and the man is all the better off for it. They start rubbing one another’s feet and legs and then he takes off both ladies’ shoes and starts licking their feet and sucking their toes. This goes on for quite a while with the girls getting in on it too. He starts fucking their feet and they suck one another’s toes and rub their feet on one another’s pussies before he gets Regina on her side and spoon fucks her bald beaver. She pulls him out and gives him a footjob and then she gets on the side of the couch while Florencia sucks her feet and the guy fucks her feet. Florencia gets fucked from behind and then the girls double team him, one foot a piece rubbing his dick. Florencia rides him reverse cowgirl style for a few minutes and then Florencia follows suit, and then they all finish up by letting him rub his cock on their feet and then shooting a hefty load onto Florencia’s feet and into Regina’s open, waiting mouth. Lots of swapping and slobbering here towards the end, good and gooey like. If you’re into feet, this’ll float your boat, if you’re not, well, you’re not. It’s well done though if you share this specific kink, you’ve got to give it credit for that.
Scene 4 – Krystal & Courtney: Blonde Krystal wastes no time when this scene starts, sucking Asian Courtney’s tits while a man in a suit sits in the corner and watches. Courtney spreads her legs and lets her new best friend eat her gooch, and then goes down on the guy who approaches her with his hard cock out of his pants and in his hand while Krystal slips a finger up Courtney’s asshole. The girls go down on him like a pair of pros, and then Krystal rides him reverse cowgirl style, showing off her landing strip and her clit ring, pulling off occasionally so Courtney can get that dick down her throat. They swap spots and Courtney rides him cowgirl style while Krystal sits on his face and rubs Courtney’s asshole, and then the girls move into a sixty-nine with Krystal on top and Courtney eating her pussy underneath while he fucks that cunt hard. They switch it up yet again with Courtney on her back getting boned missionary style and Krystal with her face buried deep between Courtney’s thighs, and then they do the daisy chain thing with Courtney’s legs spread and Krystal’s face in there while dude’s boner pounds Krystal’s snatch. From there Courtney takes it up the ass face down on the mattress for a few before the girls pull his cock out and suck it clean, after which Krystal does the anal thing, reverse cowgirl style. They go back and forth, each riding his dick with their ass a few times before they all end the scene and the feature with a big oral finish.
Me, My Husband, And Our China Doll looks good in this 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There aren't any issues at all with compression artifacts or edge enhancement while color reproduction looks okay even if and skin tones are way too orange. Eagle-eyed viewers may spot just a hint of shimmer here and there but you do have to be looking for it to notice it and overall the detail is nice and solid throughout the presentation.
The sole audio track on this DVD release is a Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine. Dialogue stays clean and clear throughout and the levels are all properly balanced. The score sounds good and there aren't any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. The audio here won't blow you away but it certainly won't disappoint you either.
Extras are pretty inconsequential here – we get trailers for a few unrelated releases, a still gallery, animated menus and scene selection… and that’s it.
Me, My Husband, And Our China Doll is a little bit repetitive but it definitely delivers exactly what it sets out to deliver. It’s well shot with a beautiful cast of relatively unknown women who nevertheless give 100% throughout the feature. The extras are lame but the feature looks and sounds quite good – if this sounds like your kink, consider it recommended.