Cast: Gina Lynn, Delilah Strong, Kylee King, Carly Parker, Anthony Rosano, Travis Knight, Shrimp Diesel, most males not credited
Length: 91:25 minutes
Dates of Production: 2/15/2007 to 2/17/2007
Extras: The best extras was the 26:58 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It had some old footage not included in the movie, serving as an additional time capsule to the events of this adventure from five and a half years ago. The additional sex was a pleasant surprise, as a fan of Delilah Strong I found it a treat too. There was a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and some trailers too.
Audio/Video Quality: Shane’s World College Invasion 13 was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame as shot by the multiple uncredited cameramen of Shane’s World back in 2007. Given the nature of the material, it does not look as picture perfect as current titles generally do, the lighting all over the map and the editing simply an attempt to make some semblance of disorder out of the great many hours of footage the crew captured over the three day extravaganza. There were camera settings changed on the fly here, abrupt edits, rambling footage, and a whole lot of fun taking place as the professional performers hooked up with each other and a horde of horny college dudes looking to get a little action. In short, there was nothing about this one that made it look like what I have come to expect from a modern day, professionally shot porno but frankly, given the amount of spontaneity and energy present, the tradeoffs were reasonable to say the least. The audio was a collection of the cast vocals, ambient noises, the masses of drunken men screaming, and whatever else was going on around them. As such, be prepared for an onslaught of aural wildness indicative of the company’s best college outings.
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Body of Review: Shane’s World had long been one of my favorite production companies, the initial part of the series spinning off of Seymore Butts hotty girlfriend and then carried on by a visionary friend of hers, the idea that formulaic porn was the kind your dad enjoyed but you were not stuck with. The company went to all sorts of vacation locations and did travelogues where the performers would hook up with locals, evolving into a series of escapades with college students that gained tremendous notoriety across the globe. I was surprised they never did a spinoff at the yearly Adult Entertainment Exposition (or at least the awards show and after parties) but frankly, some of my fondest memories of porn come from the modest number of titles of theirs I’ve reviewed. While they have been largely silent of late, I came across a recent release of older (yet previously unreleased) footage of theirs put together to comprise Shane’s World College Invasion 13. The show was not as focused as earlier volumes in the series but it was equally as fun, the cast sent off to make a bunch of drunken college men in Pittsburgh happy at a party involving lots of sex competitions. Two of my favorite performers were involved this time too, Delilah Strong and Gina Lynn, making this an especially nice time capsule of heated material. The back cover described the movie like this: Delilah not only brings chaos and mayhem with her to this college, she also brings superstar Gina Lynn along for the ride. In the first contest, three lucky college guys compete in the Dirty Sanchez game (don't ask). Afterwards, Carly Parker, Kylee King and Anthony give a wild live sex show for the crowd. After students compete in "Brian Freeze". Carly is caught fucking a lucky college stud in his room and Gina Lynn and Anthony find a warm spot to bang the night away. With the beer bong still flowing, Delilah and Travis get going in the kitchen and it is then that a huge star is born! Carly is caught off guard by the one and only Shrimp Diesel. This college invasion is one that you won't ever forget! “” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that some condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Gina Lynn, Delilah Strong, Kylee King, and Carly Parker, were up first as they played on the minivan but soon evolving into a contest at the fraternity involving food. The prize was a handjob from Gina Lynn, the three volunteers arguing themselves into a tie breaker of super silly dance moves. Gina stole the show during that portion but some knob slobbing and handiwork milked the men dry of genetic juice, the vast diversity of penis size amazing (and proving some of them had to be wasted to compete) with some facial fun to be had.
Scene Two: Delilah Strong, Kylee King, Carly Parker, and Anthony Rosano were up next as they put on a show in front of everyone. Carly blew Anthony while Gina took the microphone to spew forth some awesome dirty talk, the others jumping in to ride his face and pecker as well as get some pussy themselves. It ended up with Carly getting the wad of population pudding to her ass crack, the screaming throngs of men left in for full effect (of note, a few of the guys looked familiar).
Scene Three: Carly Parker, the large breasted blond being molested on the center of the front cover by Gina Lynn, was up next after a torturous contest involving ice and balls left a scrawny redheaded dude the winner. His prize was some fun with Carly, the sexually adventurous cutie spreading her legs for him and opening her welcoming mouth to some oral pleasuring. She loved putting on his condom with her mouth, the talented fellatrix potentially saving lives by encouraging safer sex for the masses. He vaginally boned her from there, the double bubble blond encouraging him to pound away at her snatch as well as get some additional positions in before he bust a round of spunk on her chest.
Scene Four: Gina Lynn, the ever popular blond featured on the front cover’s center, was up next as she worked over Anthony Rosano in a dumpy room. The scene started abruptly after an aspiring female showed off her cute body while a guy beat his meat beside her, the professional couple already well underway at getting off. Gina wore some tall white stripper boots but nothing else, super sucking his package and rubbing him to get him ready for some action. She then sat on his face and they did a 69, her active and aggressive sexual riding on his rod lasting a long time compared to the other trysts. Gina was awesome to say the least and took the resulting splooge to her tits, that fantastic ass of hers well worth checking this one out all by itself.
Scene Five: Kylee King, Delilah Strong, Carly Parker, and Travis Knight were up next after some fun with drinking games warmed them up. Delilah dropped down to blow him and Kylee nuzzled his ear, Carly flashing her boobs to provide some visual encouragement. The ladies were turned on and then just working the crowd orally as things continued, Travis focusing his efforts on tapping into Delilah (Kylee doing taste testing) so well that they split off from the crowd to get a room for themselves. The bed worked for them even if the lighting was a bit fucked up, a silly looking guy watching them as he drank his beer. Carly blew beer boy while Delilah continued with Travis, milking him dry of ball batter as she opened her mouth to take all he had, swallowing the majority of whatever otherwise glazed her face.
Scene Six: Carly Parker, up last as she offered her tits to a drinker for some amusement, liked the way he sucked her boobs but ended up with “Shrimp Diesel”. She blew him in a couple of positions, the upside down position on the stairs giving her a head rush where Anthony acted like a dick to her. There was then more oral with a quick edit to a private room, the vaginal portion of the sex causing him to release his semen all over her side and lower back.
Summary: Shane’s World College Invasion 13 by Shane’s World had a lot of loose ends and was even less scripted than previous efforts in the series but it had all the fun factor madness, the enthusiasm, and the delightful energy I expected so I rated it as Highly Recommended. Delilah Strong made this one work as well as it did but the addition of Gina Lynn gave it a needed boost too. The other ladies upheld their end of the bargain as well as the students getting all the freebies frolicking so if this is your kind of thing, you will appreciate the almost retro enjoyment it offered. I know times have certainly changed but I think a revival of the company’s traveling excursions and college exploits are long overdue, the sagging industry fortunes basing themselves so much these days on cutting corners and formulas that this was a breath of fresh air in comparison. In short, Shane’s World College Invasion 13 offered up just what was expected, a lot of professional meeting amateur sexual trysts and the usual sex games used to decide who did what to whom, even a sex positive message in one scene where a condom was put on in sexy fashion by Carly Parker, so give it a look.
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