Audio/Video: Audio was fair to good. Video quality was very good.
Length: 1 hour, 24 minutes
Release Date: 8/20/12
Extras: Slide Show and Trailers for Teen Maniaxxx 2, It’s A Granny Tale! 2
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Overview: There comes a time when you reach a certain age and you either don’t care about trimming your pubes or you’re just being nostalgic about the old days when bush was in. Thank god we don’t live in those times anymore and for young chicks who care enough about grooming. These old hags should not only trim their bush but keep their clothes on. Thank god this title was just under an hour a half.
Scene 1 Malinda & Rob
Malinda is really the only woman who I found atractive enough to watch without being disgusted by her. She and Rob begin the scene by kissing each other passionately, with Malinda going down on Rob and nicely sucking his young cock which she does but clearly unable to get it in her wet puss. Before pumping her graying pubes Rob eats her out for a bit then pounds away at Malinda’s pussy. Malinda mainly just let Rob do what he wants but they both seem into each other, even displaying some chemistry. This is evident when Malinda gets on her knees to take his cum all over her face.
Scene 2 Bessie & Bruno SX
Although this title really isn’t a granny/stud title the appearance of Bruno, a late 40 something performer who can pass for 60 with Bessie, a lady in her late 50’s to early 60’s, doesn’t hold promise. Bruno acts as if he really can’t wait to get Bessie naked so he talks her into getting it on outside in the woods. Bessie ridess on top of Bruno for the most part, with Bruno spreading her ass cheeks so the camera can get a clear shot of her butthole. She sucks him off good but her front view remains mostly hidden from camera view. The few times she shows it off we do see she’s a natural redhead but her pubes aren’t ridicously out of control hairy. Bruno pounds her as good as he can but then releases a drop of DNA on her pussy.
Scene 4 Effie & Bell
Effie seems to appear in many of these titles, whether they’re b/g or g/g films and I for vote for her to retire gracefully from performing. I get the feeling she’s been performing ever since bush was in vogue and while she may have been a looker back in her day, she has not aged well. She looks monstrous and her gray bush with her bleach blonde hair just look horribly mismatch. When Bell enters he looks as though he’s having second thoughts. Clearly, the cameraman believed the best shots would be his facial reactions throughout the scene. Bell keeps making this ridicolous faces whenever Effie blows him, kisses him, and when she unexpectdly sticks her whole ass in front of his face. As he is about to reluctantly tongue her ass he makes another clearly, disgusted face the cameraman ins more than willing to shoot more than actually shooting her. However, near the end of the scene Bell does seem to put everything aside and just pound Effie hard in mish. Effie, who doesn’t hide her attraction to Bell, submits to him as he pounds her harder and harder, her legs high up in the air, then blasts his load on her bush. Effie is satisfied and the cameraman pans to Bell’s face one more time and has the look fo relief on it before the scene fades to black.
Scene 5 Orhidea & Gino
From the many tattooes on Orhidea’s body she’s either been performing for a long time or she’s lived a tough life. It shows on her face, not very attractive but she must have been somewhat decent looking in her day, I’ll give her that. Gino seems somewhat into the scene, not so much her but he could be mesmerized by her big tits that he finds hard not to suck on. He finally pounds her dark bush which gets Orhidea to cum as his young cock slides in and out of her hole. He pounds her fast mostly in doggy and mish, but reverse cowgirl is where we unfortunately see a clear shot of her body, her dark bush and wrinkly skin, with a couple of skin folds added for good measure. Gino at least puts in effort and cums on her face to end this title.
Summary: A few of the ladies were passable in the looks department but the guys should have been given some sort of hazard pay to bang these ladies. I understand performers do things they may not neccesarily do in private but if you’re going to accept a job for the money, remember there are people who are going to be watching so at least fake enthusiasm. The ladies clearly couldn’t wait to get at their younger male peformers while the guys except for Bruno, looked anything but. I’ve actually watched a few decently shot, well casted granny-themed titles but this title seemed to be put together with very little effort involved. My guess is whoever was assigned to direct, shoot and edit this title clearly wasn’t into this genre. I didn’t have a good feeling about this title when I received it but I gave it a shot and I was right about it. Even if you’re a fan of creepy looking grannies deflowering teen studs you might want to pass on it. For the few jerkable moments I’ll give this one a Rent It rating.