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Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by Leya Falcon » Review Date: 9/30/12



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: 
Parody

Director: 
Axel Braun

Cast: 
Lexi Belle, Jay J., Jessi Palmer, James Dee, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, Tyler Knight, Codi Carmichael, Alec Knight
Non-sex roles: Ron Jeremy, Lee Garland

Length: 116:54 minutes

Date of Production: 11/15/2010, 11/16/2010, 11/21/2010


Extras: 
The extras features on this DVD are fairly simple, sweet and short but do add the little extra “oomph” that fans expect when they purchase a film. I enjoyed the behind the scenes, it was quite comical and gives the average viewer that is not familiar with how things really are on a porn set a nice little peek into how silly most of us performers are on set before we get into actually fucking each other. There is also a non-sex version of the film to watch for those that want to laugh without being exposed to the pornographic parts along with some trailers and commercials for Vivid films, the website and phone sex lines.

 

Condoms: No


Audio/Video Quality: 
This film was widescreen shot and was very crisp and clear. I enjoyed the authentic look of each set and the extra little filters and effects added to some of the clips of Elvis flashbacks. There were no issues of audio not matching up with the video (as you may see in some poorly done films) so that was great and led to no distractions during the film. Nothing was too over the top or too underdone.


Overview:
Elvis XXX is a parody of the sexual escapades of The King of rock and roll, Elvis Presley. It is basically kind of a Behind the Music format in which several people who were connected to Elvis and knew of his promiscuity sit there and talk about him before each sex scene is shown. Directed by one of the industry’s top parody directors, Axel Braun and distributed by Vivid Entertainment I automatically assumed this would be a great film. Having had the pleasure of being directed by Braun in a part I had for Hustler’s ‘This Ain’t the Terminator’ I have personally seen the great care and perfectionism that has made Braun the award winning director that he is so I expected a little more out of this film.

Scene One : 

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            The first scene in this film stars Jay J. as Elvis and Lexi Belle as Ann Margaret. Starting with a short piece with a testimony from the alleged love child had between Elvis and Ann Margaret the scene then became hilarious when Jay J. started singing “Cum on my Baby” while doing a short little dance bit with Belle. I thought Belle looked beautiful and made a great Ann Margaret and Jay J. looked very much like Elvis though from the beginning of the scene it seemed the chemistry was off. After the rehearsal of “Cum on my Baby” the two of them become very flirty starting with an average blow job, I personally would’ve liked to have seen more enthusiasm with the cock sucking on Lexi’s part. The most awkward part of this scene was when J. started eating Belle’s pussy and he appeared to be afraid of it the way he was holding his face out of it and just doing a little lizard lick and fingering as opposed to getting his face all in it. The sex honestly really bored me as there was not very good chemistry between the two, it seemed very mechanical and lacked much dirty talk from both Lexi and Jay. Each position was very tame during the intercourse though I did enjoy seeing a couple of ass smacks thrown in there. The pop shot was very strange as I had never seen a man blow such a small load of cum, but the best part of the scene was seeing Lexi take the cum in her mouth and playing with it. I found Lexi to be a beautiful woman and I am now very interested in seeing each of these performers in scenes with other people to compare it to this one to see the difference in chemistry.

Scene Two:

The King himself (Well, The King of Porn that is) Ron Jeremy made a quick and hilarious cameo appearance as the distant cousin of Melvis Presley to lead into the second scene which stars Jessi Palmer and James Deen. I have not yet worked with Jessi but have worked with James and knew that this would be a great scene no matter what because he is such a strong performer. I was impressed by Jessi’s acting skills and was happy to see her suck Deen’s cock like she actually enjoyed it. She then hops on the cock taking a nice pounding to her pussy and being a little more vocal than each performer in the previous scene. James Deen then reciprocated the blow job from earlier in the scene by getting his face all in Jessi’s pussy, the way any man or woman should when they eat pussy. After a bit more of pussy fucking there was then the ass fucking which was very well done, I am not one for watching butt sex but if you are you will really enjoy this as it was Palmer’s first anal scene and she did take it like a champ all while being vocal enough to tickle your hearing senses. The scene ends with her taking a nice, big load of jizz in her mouth and looking up like she loved that shit more than anything in the world.

Scene Three:

I must admit I do love these silly little songs in this film and this scene had yet another one with Jay J. singing “I Will Fuck You Longer” to Andy San Dimas as they were playing the parts of Elvis and Priscilla crossing the threshold on their wedding night. Again, I was not very excited by Jay J. and his lizard tongue and appearance of fear of pussy eating but Andy’s hotness and moaning made up for his lack of skills in this department. The cock sucking of San Dimas was great, super sloppy and super enthusiastic but I felt like I was turned on more by her sucking his cock than he was. The dirty talk and moans from Andy were great throughout the entire scene, I just wish Jay J. would’ve been more vocal and into it as well. This girl fucks beautifully, looking great in every position, I loved her reverse cowgirl and seeing her get pile driven (though I believe Jay J. should’ve rammed her harder and been into it as much as she was) and it was nice to see Jay’s load being a good amount this time and shooting down onto Andy for a beautiful facial (also landing in her hair.)

Scene Four:

This next scene was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it very much because of the fact that there was finally some lesbian action going on! Elvis brings in Asa Akira and Jessica Bangkok to fuck Mohammed Ali (played by Tyler Knight) and I was impressed by the acting of Knight, he played the part very well. Asa and Jessica begin by the sharing of the sucking of Knights cock very enthusiastically while in the boxing ring, The poundings taken by the big black cock of Knight were great and made me want to be in this scene too! I loved watching Jessica get fucked doggy style while eating Asa’s pussy and smacking her ass, the 69 between the girls was the best part and definitely got my pussy juices flowing as well! Knight then jumps back in to fuck Asa as Jessica assists in this by pushing Akira’s hips hard onto Tyler’s dick until he pops into Jessicas mouth and the girls sensually share the dick juice between each other. You can tell all of them really enjoyed themselves in this scene, there seemed to be not one bit of acting here.

Scene Five:

The grand finale in this film starts with Dale DaBone singing another silly song and some really good acting on DaBones part. Both Elvis and his driver, played by Alec Knight go in search of Marilyn Monroe (Codi Carmichael) so that they can tag team her. Carmichael was somewhat vocal throughout the scene, though not as much as I would’ve liked to see. She goes between sucking and fucking Elvis and his Driver, her cock sucking wasn’t very appealing as she appeared kind of lazy as each fucked her, Dale definitely performed well sexually as well as staying in character all while wearing his Elvis costume. Codi was hot but I would’ve liked to see more effort on her part as opposed to her pretty much just lying there like a blow up doll up until the end when she took the jizz of both Elvis and his driver in her mouth but even then she appeared to be afraid of it, I wish she should’ve sucked or squeezed the final drops out of their cocks to make for a good ending.


Final Thoughts:

Elvis XXX is definitely not one of Axel Brauns greatest projects but it is still a must see for anyone that is a fan of Elvis or of porn parodies. There were some really funny parts and the remakes of the songs were just straight up fucking hilarious. I do believe that this film was directed beautifully as most Braun projects are but it could’ve used more as far as the story line and a different performer cast as young Elvis because I honestly think Jay J. did no justice to himself, the women he performed with or to Axel. I have never seen Jay in any other films but am curious if he is always so bland or if maybe he was just going through something personal during the filming of these scenes. The scenes on this disc offer a nice variety of sexual acts as well as beautiful girls and along with the comedy aspect of it I would say to go rent this, I wasn’t impressed enough though to tell anyone that isn’t a big Elvis Fan or a fan of any of the performers on the disc to actually purchase it. I enjoyed watching this film with my husband mostly because of the comedic aspects of it so this would be a couples safe film to bring home and watch with your significant other as there are also some tender kissing moments.



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