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Massage Creep #5

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/4/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Massage Creep #5

Porn Pros/Pulse

Genre: Gonzo, Massage, Web-To-DVD

Director: Brother Love

Cast: Alanah Rae, Johnny Castle, Audrey Bitoni, Dayna Vendetta, Holly Michaels, Samantha Saint

Length: 219:59 minutes

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot recap of the scenes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Massage Creep #5 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Brother Love for Porn Pros/Pulse. The lighting was generally strong and the camera angles captured that “creepy” feeling the title mentions, some grain or other minor issues arising from what appears to be DVD mastering issues. Still, the handheld, single camera approach allowed Daniel to be fluid in capturing various shots, some of the compositional matters less than optimal but as a whole, very well done. The audio was as basic as ever with a post production 2.0 Dolby Digital English, the vocals heard clearly enough but slightly hollow at times. It was similar to most web-to-DVD productions shot these days in all technical areas but Brother Love worked it really well on a tight budget.

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Body of Review: Brother Love has been a quality gonzo director for years now, working at various companies like Porn Pros/Pulse as he explored a number of different fetishes. Most of the time he remains uncredited these days as he works as a “hired gun” but he often adds something to his works that I enjoy. His latest movie is called Massage Creep #5, a series of scenes where studly Johnny Castle comes in to massage the ladies and ends up providing the kind of extra services they want to get them off. Unlike some extreme fetish approaches involving massage, he goes all the way with each lady giving and receiving oral and vaginal sex, the key selling point being the lengthy oiled up massages they get serving as strokable tease. With ladies like Samantha Saint, Holly Michaels, Alanah Rae, Audrey Bitoni, and Dayna Vendetta; I knew this would be a fun flick to check out. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Alanah Rae, a lean blond cutie with a great ass, was up first as she invited professional masseuse Johnny Castle into her modest home to set up his table and work her over. The camera captured her undressing and then laying down while he rubbed lots of oil into her skin, no nook or cranny left unexplored before the couple went into full sex mode. Alanah seemed to appreciate his touch, the picture not as solid as other scenes in the series but showing her off nicely all the same. He gobbled her gash and ass when she bent over on the table, pounding her snatch before she slobbed his knob enthusiastically. She moaned believably and they continued the vaginal and oral antics until he delivered a wad of genetic juice to her face.

Scene Two: Audrey Bitoni, the busty brunette featured on the front cover, was up next wearing a black tube top and matching booty shorts, as she invited Johnny Castle into her place because of his reported “magic hands” (as a flight attendant, she was on her feet all the time). They exchanged verbal pleasantries and she explained her neck & shoulders bothering her so he got set up to massage her troubles away. He oiled her up and spent additional time on her sweetly curved ass, draping her initially but still leaving ample room to see everything she had going for her. Audrey was clean shaven and he eventually gobbled her gash, some vaginal penetration positions leading to her blowing him actively. They continued boning and giving head with a modicum of chemistry between them, some ass slapping and more fucking leading to him beating off a round of population pudding all over her face.

Scene Three: Dayna Vendetta, another busty brunette with a great ass, was up next with Johnny Castle, the two following the formula of an introduction before the lengthy bout of oil massage and sex. She fell and it hurt her to move around so she called him to massage the knots out of her body. He included her feet for those out there that care to see such things and the long teasing massage led to him eating her shaven pussy, the vaginal fucking going on for a long time before she sucked her juices off his pecker. She also appeared to like the guy and his muscular physique, her winning smile and sweet curves adding to her superior eye contact with him sealing the deal for me even before the ending nut of spunk was tossed onto her face.

Scene Four: Holly Michaels, a fetching young lady with a lean body and some nice curves, was up next in the game room where Johnny Castle set up his massage table. She was sore so she wanted him to massage everything, Holly getting naked except for the sheet draped over her initially. He massaged her at length and applied lots of oil again, moving a bit quicker to go down on her pussy as Holly caressed his hair. They fucked in a number of provocative positions and she gave him a bit of head but the emphasis this time was on the tease and vaginal penetration, Holly getting a bit overly vocal in a pornish manner before he rubbed out a load of splooge to her face and open mouth. Of note here was how he stuck his thumb up her ass while they fucked vaginally, fetching Holly certainly cute enough overall to impress a number of the reviewing team here on Xcritic this awards season.

Scene Five: Samantha Saint, a lean but busty blond, was up last as she met Johnny Castle in her sparse apartment. She talked with him as he set up, the picture on the grainy side but better than the first scene of the volume. The tease and set up was short this time, the gal just announced as the latest contract performer for Wicked Pictures (at this writing). I’ve seen her in action and this was another fine scene, likely driven by some additional personal chemistry from working with the guy (only some blemishes on her back and implant scars bugging me a bit). The vaginal penetration was not always as active as a few of her peers but she appeared to enjoy the entire realm of action going on here, the massage a benefit of the trade for her. The ball batter flew all over her face to glaze it by the end, a look of satisfaction on her face meriting a nod.

Summary: Massage Creep #5 by director Brother Love for Porn Pros/Pulse was a lot of fun and fans of teasingly long oil massages on the ladies will need a copy for their collections. For a general audience, I felt a rating of Recommended or better was warranted though, the modest extras and minor technical issues detracting enough that I wanted the problems to stop even though the chemistry, enthusiasm, and playful trysts were enough to fill my spank banks for some time. Samantha Saint, Holly Michaels, Alanah Rae earned their keep and Johnny Castle proved he had the staying power needed, director Brother Love adding all the right touches to make this one a winner. In short, Massage Creep #5 was good enough to make me want to see the first volumes in the series, my appreciation for the Porn Pros offerings growing yet again.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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