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Anal Attack 12

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Charles Bukkake » Review Date: 10/10/12

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Anal, European, Gonzo  

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Gia Orgy, Dona, Carmen, Angeline, Rebeca Blake, Lauro Giotto, Frank Gun, Reinhard Mugur

Length: 2 hrs. 39 mins.

Release Year: 2012

Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, Website Information

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent Quality – Shot in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9

Price of DVD: $26.99

Overview: Anal Attack 12 offers us five scenes of ass-pounding action and features a cast of European hussies that smile big for the camera, while getting their various holes stuffed with sweaty man sausage. In typical Evil Angel fashion, the action here is raunchy enough to pique our interests, but just how long will it keep us glued to our sets?

Scene 1 –Gia Orgy: (2/5) Pink plaid with black frills and a pair of black leather boots make up this starlet’s slutty wardrobe. Gia claims that she’s 28, but looks a wee bit older, and while she’s got a great body, her face leaves much to be desired. The camera guy makes Gia parade around the set before demanding that she removes her hot pants. What we get are close-up shots of her puckered asshole and now and again someone will spit allover her shit shooter and tell Gia to gyrate. After about eight minutes of dullness, the action finally gets underway and we discover that Gia will be taking on two partners. The action starts with the starlet on all fours, and while one of the studs buries his dick in her ass and makes with some intense thrusting, her other partner aggressively jams his dick down her throat. There are takes where Gia blows each of her partners juggling both cocks, one in each hand, and then we see the studs face-fucking the starlet while her eyes glow red and well with tears. There’s not much more to tell, other than the fact that you can expect to see double penetration and the inclusion of a dildo mounted on a power drill that’s used for deep-anal exploration. Even with the addition of an imaginative sex toy set to kill, this scene was still average at best. 

Scene 2 –Dona: (3/5) Dona’s dressed in pink, sports high platform boots and is all-prettied up for the forthcoming fuck frenzy. She’s told to bend over, allowing the camera guy to take jabs at her ass with his sweaty palms until it’s as red as the friggin’ sun. After spreading her ass and consenting to a cavity search, Dona goes through the motions. One thing I will say about this girl is that she’s quite cute and way sexier than Gia Orgy proved to be in the film’s opening scene. After blowing her partner from a variety of positions, Dona joins him on the couch where she rides him reverse cowgirl, his dick planted firmly in her anus. There’s some additional fellating and some great shots of Dona showing off her tiny ass while spreading both cheeks to make way for more dick. The stud fucks her incredibly hard during some of the vignette’s more unruly moments and takes his time to choke her out ever so slightly. In the end, Dona’s asshole gapes, her partner shoots his load, and she swallows.

Scene 3 –Carmen: (2/5) Carmen comes from Romania and tells the camera guy that she’s 19 years old. Fair enough. She’s sporting a plaid bikini getup with a pair of white leather platform boots, and her clothing choice does a well enough job of showcasing her slamming ass and rocking tits. She is a bit of a butterface, though. And by that I mean that I’d take everything but her face. By now you might be asking yourself how the sex in her scene is? Well, it’s pretty decent. It’s certainly nothing to phone home about, just decent. Her partner jams his meat thermometer down her throat after she prances around in the scene’s opening frames. Then he violently assaults her rectum from a variety of positions, but the result is always the same, Carmen tilts her head back and moans. A lot. And this for all intents and purposes is rather annoying. Now and again she sucks her partner’s rod, which ultimately helps to break up the monotony of all of the sodomy that takes place in her scene, but damn all that troublesome moaning. In the end, her partner fires a fat load in her mouth, Carmen swallows it and the scene ends. I didn’t really like this one.   

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Scene 4 –Angeline: (3/5) Angeline is also from Romania and she’s dressed in pink from head to toe. A pink bra, a pink cotton skirt and underneath that she’s wearing a pair of pink panties along with pink open-toe heels, why not? With the camera fixed on Angeline’s ass, we watch her walk up a winding staircase where she spreads her butt a few times. Once she makes her way to the couch, she ditches her skirt and panties and it’s about time for the action to get underway. This girl has some seriously puffy nipples and b-cup titties and doesn’t really look all that bad. Her hair is parted to the side to prepare for the inevitable blowjob, which begins to have its toll on Angeline who often gasps for air and struggles to keep her lunch down. After the tears roll and she spits and slobbers on her partner’s cock, we get to see some doggie style, during which the starlet’s ass gets a pretty good work out. The one vexing thing about Angeline is that she has pimples allover her derriere, which in an all-anal pornographic film is a huge no-no, but they’re there clear as day. Her scene, however, is fairly decent. After rough riding some cock the brunette, with her flowing brown locks, readies herself for a popshot and manages to swallow all of the ball gravy.

Scene 5 –Rebeca Blake: (3/5) Rebeca has jet-black shoulder length hair and a great ass. Unfortunately it’s covered by a black denim skirt, but no need to worry, she doesn’t keep it on for too long. Anyway, the camera guy tells her to bend over and then he makes with slapping the crap out of her keister, which was nice. Next, she sucks on the cameraman’s finger, effectively lubing it before he jams the digit up her crap cutter. After a particularly sloppy blowjob during which Rebeca’s partner slaps her around a bit, the sexy brunette makes her way to the couch where she straddles her partner and fucks him reverse cowgirl. As he buries his dick deeper and deeper into her ass, all that Rebeca can manage to say is, “Fuck me baby, fuck my ass.” And he does! The starlet’s asshole is gaping quite a bit and we get to see it often as the camera guy instructs her to show it off for the camera. After about 15 more minutes of hard anal sex, Rebeca swallows a fat load, chokes on it for a second or two and just like that, this vignette is over.

Final Summation: Where to begin. As a reviewer who genuinely enjoys watching dolled up chicks engaging in anal sex, I was incredibly underwhelmed with this film. As a whole, the girls here weren’t very attractive. They all had great bodies, but their faces seemed to be the real deal-breakers. Something I need to mention is that these starlets are wearing so much well-applied makeup that their scenes have a certain fake, if not sterile quality about them. These chicks look like full-size plastic Barbie Dolls, and that’s far less appealing than it sounds, believe me. Overall, this movie was your typical by the numbers release, with content that was often boring and doubly repetitious. Despite being backed by a very reputable studio and having great production value, I don’t think I can recommend the film. I’d say it’d be wise to skip this one. 


Charles Bukkake

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