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Creature Feature

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Robin John-Blake » Review Date: 10/20/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Creature Feature

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Parody Feature

Director: Lizzy Borden

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Gracie Glam, Jennifer White, Lizz Tayler, Tara Lynn Foxx, Sunny Lane, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Mark Zane, Tommy Gunn, and Tom Byron

Length: 105 Minutes

Extras:  Some extras were featured on the DVD, Behind The Scenes, Trailers, and Photo Gallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality:  The film was presented with no regional coding and anamorphic widescreen color by Tom Byron Pictures.  The overall audio and video was great especially when they tried to make the film look vintage as a tribute to the old horror films so i thought that was noteworthy.


Body Of Review:  In this review I will be taking a look at Tom Byron and Lizzy Borden's parody tribute to the Universal movie monsters of the 1950s called "Creature Feature".  In this parody film we are treated to some of our favorite movie monster moments such as Frankenstein, Dracula, The Mummy, and The Wolfman thrusted (literally) into a porn film.  Lizzy did a great job with the look and feel of the film, not only incorporating scenarios, characters, and the sex into the montages.  It was definitely the different type of parody film i've seen and also because i grew up on watching the old classic Universal monster films.

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The film opens up with Sunny Lane as Elvira introducing the Creature Feature film.  She kicks it off the Frankenstein montage.  We see the good doctor cleverishly by the great Evan Stone as he is tinkering with not his monster but his monster's bride, The Bride Of Frankenstein played by the scorching hot Jennifer White.  The good Doc Frank presents his bride with a brain and brings her to life.......well then he starts to undress her.  Evan begins to "experiment" with his bride by squeezing her nice juicy tits.  He next begins to play and finger with her pussy.  Evan proceeds to go down on Jennifer some more before pulling his pants down pulling out his cock and begins to fuck her on his table.  Evan and Jennifer then go into a nice side spoon position next followed by a missionary before the good ol' doc unloads his good genes onto The Bride's face.  Beautiful cum shot.


The second scene begins with Gracie Glam as an explorer of some sorts (maybe a parody of Lara Croft from Tomb Raider) anyway she enters a cave and finds the Mummy man played by Mark Zane.  She wastes no time awakening the dull creature by getting on her knees and sucking his cock.  After that Gracie is riding the Mummy reverse cowgirl.  She gets into a missionary followed by Gracie lying on her back as the Mummy pounds her pussy.  The Mummy then finally unloads his man juice (which he's probably waited a verrry long time to do) on Gracie's face.  The scene was quick but the sex was hot, fast, and furious loved it and loved Gracie's energy.


In the next scene we are thrown into the a dark room where a coffin is sitting and awakened is Count Dracula who is played by Anthony Rosano (the scene is reminisct of the classic scene in the silent horror film Nosferatu).  Dracual awakens out of his coffin and ends up in Tara Lynn Foxx's bedroom??? Really? Don't ask me how he did it but he did.  He slowly seduces Tara who looks smoking hot in a silk red nighty outfit.  She gives into Dracula's way and begins sucking on his undead cock.  Dracula then bends Tara Lynn over next and begins pounding her pussy doggy style on her bed.  We next see Tara lying on her back getting pounded by Dracula some more, after that we are treated to a reverse cowgirl, side spoon, and a missionary before Dracula unleashes his ghouls all into Tara's mouth.


The fourth scene begins with a tribute to The Wolfman.  Tommy Gunn is the man who discovers that he's been bitten and transforms into a werewolf.  He is then seen chasing around the very beautiful Lizz Tayler around in her house.  After a little playing around Lizz finally stops the madness to begin sucking on The Wolfman's cock.  The action then begins with a missionary position followed by reverse cowgirl and side spoon before the Wolfman howls his man juice all over Lizzy's pretty little mouth.


The final scene begins with Andy San Dimas in a tribute to the classic zombie film "Night Of The Living Dead" Andy does a good job trying to portray a "Barbara" like character being chased by a zombie played by the maginificent and legendary Tom Byron.  The zombie errrr i mean Tom decides to not eat brains but eat Andy's pussy first.  It's Andy's turn next as she goes down on the zombie sucking on his cock and balls.  Andy is so good at that :)  The first position begins as Andy is lying on her back on a black leather couch getting her pussy pounded by Tom.  We get a doggy, missionary, and a side spoon positions next as the zombie errrr i mean Tom unloads his brains all over Andy's face as the film ends.


Film Summary:

Lizzy Borden and Tom Byron did a tremendous job with this parody film.  They nailed the homages to the classic horror monster films of the 50s and mixed it with Elvira, famous horror characters, and hot sex.  It is definitely one of those rare parodies in adult that really stand alone.  Creature Feature is a definite watch and all adult and classic horror film fans will enjoy it and that's why i am recommending Creature Feature.


Robin John-Blake - TheTarantinoOfPorn.com [email protected]
Twitter.com/TarantinoXXX or @TarantinoXXX

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