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Sailor Poon: XXX Interactive Parody


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Leya Falcon » Review Date: 10/22/12



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre:

Pov, Parody, Interactive, Cosplay

Director:

Lee Roy Myers

Cast:

Asa Akira, Rocco Reed, Heather Starlet, Anthony Rosano, Lexi Belle, Evan Stone
Non-sex roles: Sasha Sweet, Tommy Pistol

Length:

89:23 minutes

Dates of Production:

11/16/2012, 2/13/2011, 3/28/2011

Extras:

There is not a great deal of extras on these discs but there is enough to keep you entertained for a few minutes. There is behind the scenes, interviews with both Lexi Belle and Asa Akira and a few little bloopers which are made extremely hilarious by seeing the funniest guy in the porn industry, Tommy Pistol, practice his karate moves. I also fell in Lust with the personalities of both Lexi Belle and Asa Akira and would love to work with both of them sometime in the future. As I stated, the extras on here are not very long but the quality of the behind the scenes makes up for it.

Condoms:

None

Audio/Video Quality:

The quality of the film was good, no sound of video distractions, the only thing I really have to say is that I would’ve liked the special effects to be a little bit more special but understand that in this economy that the porn industry does not have the funds that it used to so they go with the effects that they can afford.

Overview:

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Being a HUGE fan of Sailor Moon as a child I was more than thrilled to see this parody was made, I actually didn’t even know about it until I saw Rob from Hustler post about it on twitter and he kindly gave me a copy of this DVD to review for Xcritic and for that I thank him. I have never had the experience with interactive porn until Sailor Poon so I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. The feature comes as part of a two disc set, disc one being the interactive version and the second one being the feature that plays all the way through and also containing the extras. I expected full on sexy cheesiness and this is exactly what I got with this DVD.

Scene One:

Sailor Mars (Asa Akira) is the first sailor in the line-up beginning with a little striptease that leads into finger play and toy play. These foreplay actions were well done and would turn on any man (or woman) and the only thing I would’ve liked is for it to have been a little bit crazier with some harder play, louder moans and more dirty talk. After the manual and toy stimulation you see a nice (though kind of quiet) blow job with a good amount of saliva, Asa definitely knows how to suck a dick! After the dick is all hard, Asa is then fucked in missionary then doggy where you do get a nice view of her pretty ass hole. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are the final positions before the begging of Sailor Mars for a nice cum shot in which she does a little cum play and sucks the last drops out of the cock.

 

Scene Two:

Sailor Mercury is played by Heather Starlet and I really was not impressed by her performance, even my husband was not turned on by this scene so it was not just me. I am not sure if this was an off day for Starlet or if she is always like this because I have never seen anything else with her in it. The tease was, as my husband said “horribly boring, she isn’t even doing anything!” We both had high hopes for the rest of the scene but were let down because we both could clearly tell she was acting and not really enjoying it and the dirty talk she did do sounded entirely insincere. The blow job was very dry and done without any enthusiasm and the trend continues throughout the whole scene. From cowgirl to missionary and even in doggy you could tell it was entirely fake and not a drop of glimmer was on the cock because her pussy was not wet at all, there are even times during the scene where you see a slight softening of the cock so I am guessing that these two did not get along in the least as this is what it seemed like on camera. The scene ended with some ball sucking and a pop shot in the mouth, it was all just so very fake.  

Scene Three:

The star of the film Sailor Poon herself (Lexi Belle) is the last of the scenes, again starting with a tease in which she is adorable in and leads onto the foreplay of fingering and toy play in which she clearly enjoys herself and gets very into it with some nice dirty whispers and some moaning and actually fucking back instead of just lying there and letting the guy do all of the work. When it came time for the blow job (I was happy to see it get a little sloppy) my husband asked if this was the same girl from Elvis XXX and when I said yes he was surprised because she performs so much better in this film proving my theory that you can be a great performer but if your co-star sucks, is having an off day or you just don’t get alone, the scene will suck. Lexi gets her poon fucked (or rather fucks with her poon, she seems to be doing all of the work, which I found super sexy) in cowgirl, missionary and doggy and finishes the with a load of jizz all over her cute face giving some cum play and an endearing smile that just makes you want to come back for more of her.

Summary:

 

I am rating this film as Leya Likes a lot, I would make it a Leya Loves if it were not for the Sailor Mercury scene and if the Sailors would’ve had some lesbian action. The idea is brilliant and the way the interactive version is broken up into little segments is great for men to pick what position they want to jack off too if they need to get their business done quickly. The fact that there is also the full length feature version is great if the man wants to watch it with their lady and any lady that grew up in the 90’s will actually WANT to watch this film because it will remind them of their love of Sailor Moon. The little dialogue pieces before each scene with Sasha Sweet and Tommy Pistol added a nice touch to the film, though I would’ve liked to have seen them fuck as well. The way the film is shot POV style was nice because it kept your full attention on each girl and though we all love to see hot women get fucked, I am never really turned on by seeing naked men.  I would definitely watch this again just to play with myself, my husband said he will watch it whenever I am not around so he can pick and choose what he wants to jack off too instead of watching an entire film to find the position he wants to watch and I really do think my new favorite genre of adult films is the interactive versions. This was just a lot of fun for me to watch and review and made me want to dig out my old Sailor Moon wand and participate in some role play!



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