Cast: Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee, Richie Calhoun, Sparky Sin Claire, Mark Wood, Phoenix Askani, Tommy Pistol, Brian Street Team, Tara Toxic, Chad Alva
Length: 156:02 minutes
Date of Production: 2012
Extras: There were trailers and a photogallery as well as a link to a website but the main extra of value was the 2:41 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. While it was short, it did provide a look at how much fun the cast had during the making of the movie.
Audio/Video Quality: Bad Principal was shot in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as directed by Joanna Angel for Burning Angel. The movie was shot by Mike Quasar, edited by Sonny Malone, and makeup was handled by Melissa Makeup; the technical aspects of the movie including lots of light, a good picture, and plenty of attention to detail such as composing the picture to enhance the look of the ladies. It did have a quickie look to it at times in terms of the sets and the plotted elements but this is practically a trademark of Joanna’s that winks at the audience in terms of shouting “this is a porno, have a little fun”. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English soundtrack was enhanced by the music credited to “The Erotics”, the punk rock style unmistakably in line with previous Burning Angel titles, the vocals easily heard in all cases too.
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Body of Review: Joanna Angel is one of the few people in porn truly willing to “do her own thing” as she caters to a decidedly younger audience with her movies shot for Burning Angel. Her latest is called Bad Principal, taking the mainstream Carmen Diaz movie “Bad Teacher” to the next level. While light on plotted points, it was still entertaining and for those in the market for inked performers, this will be a no brainer, Joanna joined by ladies such as Tara Toxic, Jessie Lee, Sparky Sin Claire, and Phoenix Askani (the majority of guys were heavy on tattoos too, Tommy, Brian, and Chad leading the way). The back cover described the movie like this: “Joanna Angel is a bad principal. She's cutting school budgets to serve her own sexual needs. The hallways don't have electricity, the football players are practicing in the art room, and she's seducing the music teacher (Mark Wood) with her pencil skirt and her panties. All Principal Angel really wants is to get her ass fucked by the faculty! Burning Angel High is corrupt... and all the slutty students are following in Angel's footsteps. In this school, everyone wants to get sent to the Principal's office!”
The press release stated it this way: “Joanna Angel may be an acclaimed writer, director and performer, but she’s a terrible school principal. She’s decided to cut her campus’ budget just to satisfy her twisted sexual needs. Soon, the darkened hallways have no electricity, the football team is practicing for the big game in the art class, and Joanna is seducing the mild-mannered music teacher in a tight skirt and panties! It’s just another day of higher learning in Bad Principal, the latest feature DVD release from Burning Angel Entertainment, now available in stores exclusively from distributor Vouyer Media. As this witty erotic comedy unfolds, it soon becomes apparent that Principal Angel is more interested in anal sex than scholarship! From her intense couples session with Mark Wood to fiery performances from Jessie Lee and Phoenix Askani, Bad Principal delivers over two and a half hours of hot hardcore fun, all photographed in 16×9 HD. But Ms. Angel’s latest release has much more going for it than a superb cast and pristine photography. The film’s giddy tone is set by the constant pressure of tongues against cheeks, because Joanna’s humor is the kind that makes you feel funny rather than just making you laugh, and you’ll find it everywhere – in the sultry performances, in the snappy dialogue, and in the well-choreographed sex scenes. As both star and director, Ms. Angel was only too happy to push her sexy sense of humor to the forefront. “This was such a fun movie to make! It’s hilarious from start to finish. Between Tommy Pistol and Brian Street Team getting into a brawl, Jessie Lee giving a handjob during class, and me ‘murdering’ Mark Wood’s character, this whole movie is hilarious, with a lot of hot sex between the comic scenes. I liked playing a mean bitch in charge! It’s a role I had lots of fun with, and I think that really comes across.” Will the Burning Angel campus ever recover from Joanna’s evil reign, or will her students simply emulate her erotic shenanigans? Find out in Bad Principal, a look at youth gone wild distinguished by hot women, a hilarious script and brilliant execution.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Joanna Angel, the sexy brunette featured on the front cover, was up first at her desk providing a solo masturbation scene. She fielded a call and after dismissing the fool, she started sucking on her purple jelly dildo, unfastening her attire and giving the home viewer a lot to appreciate as she rubbed one out. While she may have overdone the vocals a bit, that shaven snatch was begging for some pecker (real or fake), some taste testing of her juices ending the act before some plotted parts.
Scene Two: Jessie Lee, a bleach blond with pink highlights, was up next as she jerked off Richie Calhoun during chorus practice, the pair sent to the principal’s office where they practiced something else. They kissed and caressed each other, stripping off their clothing to reveal her expansive collection of body art, some boob play leading to her slobbing his knob. Jessie dropped down on her knees to please him, throating his cock with ease as he slowly grew harder for her to appreciate, Ritchie gobbling her gash before using his half hard rod to start the vaginal penetration positions. She was a passive rider but at least she gave some decent eye contact, her over the top vocals leading to his nutting his genetic juice all over her face.
Scene Three: Sparky Sin Claire, dressed down in a black skirt and white tank top, was beaming when Mark Wood assisted her in improving her singing via an unusual technique best known about in porn. He had her suck his cock and grew quite hard in short order, pumping his member into her mouth though she used some hand to gland combat as her top came down to show her own wealth of ink. Sparky wore her glasses here and looked up at him a lot, bending over the piano so Mark would tear into her pussy as she moaned. She was a passive vaginal rider until she was on top of him, the gal impaling herself on his turgid member with relative abandon when free to do so. This led to some anal pounding, her tight ass milking his wad of population pudding for a fine facial.
Scene Four: Phoenix Askani, a fleshy redhead with a nice ass, was up next as she modeled for the class, soon jumping both Tommy Pistol and Brian Street Team. The amusing fight scene aside, Phoenix had the least extensive body art of the female cast, the plethora of non-sex cast members shoved off to the showers before the sex. She told Tommy to consider her body art and Brian to consider it beer, Phoenix sucking off Tommy as Brian orally prepared her ass while she bent over. She then orally alternated between them until Brian cranked it up a notch to bang her in a standing doggy, the gal moving about to give both men a chance at tapping her mouth and pussy while she actively rode their offerings. This led to anal where her fleshy rump rippled delightfully, the guys unleashing their spunk to her mouth for swallowing when she knelt before them one last time.
Scene Five: Tara Toxic, a skinny gal with a decidedly curious look (half shaven head, purple hair, multiple piercings, a ton of colorful tattoos), was up next as she was confronted by jock Chad Alva. One thing led to another as they smelt each other (long story), her tiny tits less impressive to him as he shoved her panties aside to eat her snatch a bit. She blew him like it pained her and they were soon boning vaginally like she was trying to finish him off early. I liked her best in doggy when she pushed back to meet his thrusts, her moans punctuating the air as she embraced her inner whore. The various positions led to him beating his meat until his splooge graced her face, the lights going out as they finished up.
Scene Six: Joanna Angel, wearing her cover outfit, was up last as she pried Mark Wood for ideas on how to make some money. They kissed and felt each other up, Joanna kneeling to blow him aggressively before he rimmed her and started tapping her pussy. It was a purely mechanical tryst but they capably provided ample taste testing between the penetrative positions, Joanna best on top of his lap though she warmed up to the anal pretty quickly too. She did some ATM and impaled her ass on his cock one last time before he tossed off the round of ball batter to her face, the load glazing her before she showed him her true colors.
Summary: Bad Principal by director Joanna Angel for Burning Angel was another fun little fuck flick using the director’s willingness to go campy on the subject, stick to using a select cast of her favorite ladies, and focus on the sex rather than get too tied up in the feature elements. Just as I have long believed anyone into tattoo’s and alt-porn personas would be well served by picking up any of Joanna’s movies for her company, this would be suitable for a rating of Recommended for the levels of chemistry, heat, and entertainment value for a more general audience. In short, Bad Principal does not stray far from the campy parodies the director has provided us in the past, a selling point for fans, the rest of us able to appreciate the quality of the project on other levels unless you just hate inked ladies getting plowed by the usual guys.
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