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River Runs Through Her: The Very Best of Cytherea, A


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Spook Central » Review Date: 10/25/12


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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A River Runs Through Her: The Very Best of Cytherea is a Hustler two-hour compilation DVD centering on the theme of female ejaculation queen Cytherea. Female ejaculation was (still is?) known as "squirting", but in Cytherea's case, "gushing" would be a more appropriate word to use. The disc opens with about 20 seconds of unskippable legal screens and the Hustler Video logo, but since it's kept to a minimum, I won't complain about it. The program identifies all stars and the originating movies for the scenes. There are multiple chapter marks placed in each scene.

SPECIFICATIONS
• Date Of Compilation: 5/24/2004
• Runtime (h:m:s): 1:45:16
• Number Of Scenes: 7
• Aspect Ratio: 4:3 Fullscreen (last scene is 4:3 Letterbox)


SCENE INDEX

 

SCENE #1
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Movie: Call Girls Undercover 1 (2003)
Stars: Cytherea, Kyle Stone, Sylvio Mata
Length: 12:02
Condoms: No
Images: Pic #2, Pic #3
[Cytherea did not gush]
SCENE #2
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Movie: Barely Legal Ski Camp (2004)
Stars: Cytherea, Joey Ray
Length: 17:03
Condoms: No
[boom mic visible at top of scene during opening dialog, Cytheria has a band-aid on her head and bruises on her thighs]
SCENE #3
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Movie: Barely Legal 40 (2003)
Stars: Cytherea, Mark Ashley
Length: 17:07
Condoms: No
SCENE #4
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Movie: Hot Showers 12 (2003)
Stars: Cytherea, Fallon Sommers
Length: 14:40
Condoms: N/A
[Cytherea did not gush]
SCENE #5
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Movie: Barely Legal Summer Camp 1 (2003)
Stars: Cytherea, Benjamin Brat
Length: 13:09
Condoms: No
[both cum at the same time, played in slow-motion]
SCENE #6
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Movie: Real College Girls 11 (2003)
Stars: Cytherea, Emily DaVinci, Ander Page [non-sex], Mr. X
Length: 13:15
Condoms: No
[Cytherea did not gush]
SCENE #7
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Movie: Barely Legal Summer Camp 2 (2004)
Stars: Cytherea, Tiana Lynn, Billy Glide
Length: 16:52
Condoms: No
[both gals gush, he barely cums]
 

 

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A Hole In One!

 

GUSH GALLERY
(not every gush, but just the best looking in stills)
SCENE #2
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SCENE #2
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SCENE #3
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SCENE #3
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SCENE #5
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SCENE #7
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SCENE #7
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BONUS SCENE
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BONUS SCENE
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BONUS FEATURES


Bonus Scene (8:41)
Cytherea and Tiana Lynn from Masturbation Mania (2004).
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Slide Show (2:06)
The slideshow consists of 18 still photos, which are all shown full screen (some are pillarboxed or letterboxed to fit the screen). A chapter mark is placed at the start of every photo, easily allowing you to skip to the next photo, or go back to the previous ones. There is no text or watermarks over the photos, so you can view them all unobstructed. The photos are randomly placed, and it would appear that the first bunch are sourced from photo slides, while the rest are just still video frames.

Trailers (9:57)
Trailers for the following movies: ProfessiAnals 6 (2004), Young Girls' Fantasies 7 (2004), Barely Legal Innocence 1 (2004), Girl + Girl 10 (2004), Phat Tuesday (2004), and Busty Beauties 13 (2004).

Sex Talk (1:14)
Two phone sex commercials, one for Paisley and one for Lindsey.

Hustler.com
A menu screen with the website addresses listed on it.

Hustler Hollywood (1:02)
A commercial for the store in Hollywood, presented in 4:3 fullscreen.


FINAL THOUGHTS


How much you like this compilation depends upon how much you like Cytherea and/or women who gush/squirt. I think Cytherea is adorable, especally in Scene #2 where she's wearing glasses with long flannel pink pajamas, nicely opened to show her breasts. Although I liked gushing/squirting more when not every woman in porn could do it, Cytherea always put on quite a show, which is even more impressive since she's so petite. So the compilation is a winner for me going in. Every scene is good, though I find Scenes #2, #3, and #7 to be the standouts. If I liked lesbian scenes more, I would add Scene #4 and the Bonus Scene to that list (to be fair, I found these lesbian scenes more enjoyable than most). The poor lighting in Scene #5 kills it for me. The worst scenes in this compilation are Scenes #1 and #6, primarily because Cytherea doesn't gush in them, but also because I just don't like some of the participants.

Out of the eight scenes (including the bonus), Cytherea doesn't gush in three of them, which is nearly half the disc. Since that's what she's most well known for, that doesn't help make this more than just a Recommended from me.



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