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My Naughty Massage

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 11/2/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Genre: All Sex   
Director:  No Data
  • Courtney Cummz
  • India Summer
  • Sarah Vandella
  • Jennifer Dark
  • Chanel Preston
Length: 2 Hrs 27 Min 
Extras: Trailers, Photo Gallery
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen  
Overview:  Massages get naughty
Condoms:  None
Scene One: India Summer, Mick Blue
Mick Blue sits at his computer booking a massage online. When he arrives there's a pool table so the legitimacy of this massage parlor is already in question.  India arrives and she and Mick talk business. He asks for her specialty and you already know what that's about.  India is hot for a cougar but her tits are disappointing.  She gets naked and oils them both up.  Older women are always hornier and India is clearly gagging for the cock.
India's massages always come with a happy ending
She gets on his back and massages him with her ass, a technique I'm not familiar with.  SHe works herself into a frenzy until she sucks his cock long and slow.  There's lots of hot eye contact, it's nice and slurpy with good use of hands.  She rides him while diddling heself until she cums hard and anyone into watching chicks get off will appreciate the realness of her performance.  Mick further satisfies her by snacking on her snatch and fucks her until he has little choice but to blow his load on her tits.
Scene Two: Sarah Vandella, Mope
Sarah Vandella arrives at her massage appointment looks hot as ever.  In every scene I've seen her in she has a great attitude and sense of humor while also being such a dirty little slut.  She's wearing a trenchcoat and worried about Mope being a cop so you know some shit is gonna get dirty.  When she's sure the coast is clear she ditches the coat to reveal the sexy underwear she's wearing underneath.  She gets naked for her rubdown and while she doesn't have the fittest body she's still hot.  She has a regrettable tit job but a great plump ass and thighs.
Sarah takes her naughty massage to its logical conclusion
The mope oils her up and as they talk their chemistry is palpable and Sarah lets him know that she needs a fuck bad.  The mope responds by giving her a deep tissue pussy massage.  She ravnously devours his cock and balls, I mean this is seriously great head.  He eats her pussy and Sarah continues to deliver a hot, honest performance. Sarah is a horny bitch and it shows. When they fuck the mope sounds like his gonna cum and I don't blame him.  Sarah really appreciates and savors her deep reaming until she finally takes a thick load to her tongue and tits.
Scene Three: Jennifer Dark, Mope
The mope is the masseuse again for this scene and Jennifer Dark is the client.  She complains that her husband won't let her relax on her vacation.  Jennifer is leggy brunette Czech hottie who has been in the game a while but she still looks good.  He rubs her down until she makes it obvious she wants his cock so he whips it out for her to suck on.  He munches her box since that seems to be one of her "problem areas".
Jennifer shows us where it hurts

Jen gets more into the sex than typical euro whores and I appreciate that.  There's also well-delivered dirty talk, also rarely done well by Euros.  The sex isn't totally convincing but still hot. Unfortunately she doesn't cum but that's better than faking it as far as I'm concerned.  The mope cums of course and when he does he unloads his man 'gurt on her gorgeous ass.
Scene Four: Courtney Cummz, Mope
Coutney needs a massage because she plays basketball and spends a lot of time on her knees going for balls.  I haven't seen Courtney in a porn in quite a while and but she was one of my favorites for years.  Luckily she is still hot as hell.  She is still giggly and flirty as always and is the perfect sex kitten she's always been.  The mope oils her up and Courtney gives him the ok to remove her towel and massage her glorious ass.  she rolls over so he can rub oil all over her tits and this massage is definately getting naughty.  
Courtney needs to relieve some tension in her pussy.

When he eats her pussy Courtney gets so worked up she's just gotta have that dick in her mouth.  The mope pulls down his pants and Courtney sucks his hog with aplomb.  Courtney actively bounces on his boner as he sticks it in her from behind.  I would have loved to see Courtney get fucked in the ass here since she's one of my favorite anal whores of all time.  Oh well.  It's still a hot and heavy fuck and both performers give it their all.  She rides him on the table with no loss of energy until he finally sprays a big load of hot jizz on her face.
Scene Five: Chanel Preston, Mope
Mope brings his table to Chanel's house to massage her.  Chanel looks fucking hot as always in her pink silk robe, which she quickly discards to reveal her gorgeous naked body.  The mope oils her back but she tells him she wants it harder.  Chanel is flirting with the guy and her acting is cheesy but she's having a lot of fun with her role.  He massages her thick booty and it looks great.  The mope fingerblasts her cunt to help her relax and it seems to help.  This leads to him chowing her box which has similar results.  
Chanel assumes the position for a deep tissue massage

She takes his cock in her mouth for an enthusiastic suck and he responds by fucking her face.  This guy has a sizeable boner but Chanel has no problem taking it balls deep in her throat.  Chanel looks incredible as she gets on all fours to take a deep doggy dicking.  She clearly enjoys the experience and confirms her reputation as a pornstar who truly loves the cock.  Again no anal and it's a big disappointment for the same reasons as the last scene.  Chanel brings the scene home by taking a squirt of 'gurt in her pretty face.
Final Thoughts:
Overall this was a solid release.  India Summer turned in a solid scene and her hunger for cock and subsequent orgasm was great to witness.  Sarah Vandella is one of my favorites and didn't disappoint here, her attitude and enthusiasm adding so much to her performance.  Jennifer Dark still has what it takes to make good porno but being such an anal star it was unfortunate we didn't get to see her booty get plundered.  Courtney Cummz is thankfully still hot as well after so many years in the jizz biz but she didn't take it up the ass either.  And Chanel Preston is the hot young thing here and her scene was the centerpiece of the disc but, again, no anal.  Porn doesn't need anal to be good and this disc is a reflection of that but having so many anal queens in one place without it just seems like a waste.  This is good strokeable stuff though folks so I have no problem giving My Naughty Massage a solid rating of Recommmended.

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