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Ass Masterpiece 10

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 11/11/12

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Big Butt   
Director: No Data
  • Alexis Monroe
  • Jessie Rogers
  • Julie Cash
  • Jynx Maze
  • Kelly Divine
  • Mischa Brooks  
Length: 150 Min 
Extras:  None 
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen  
Overview: Big-assed babes get boned.  
Condoms:  None
Scene One: Kelly Divine, mope
Kelly crawls down a hallway with her enormous ass falling out of her thong bodysuit.  Kelly has a derpy face and frankly an ass only a black man could love.  The lighting here accentuates her bad skin and pancake makeup.  The ass tease goes on for quite a while so this is clearly a film for the ass fetishist.  When Kelly twerks for the camera her booty doesn't just clap, it gives a standing ovation.  Kelly oils her ass up and makes it all shiny before the well hung mope enters the scene naked and ready to fuck.  
Kelly shows us why it's called a "shag carpet".

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Kelly excells at sucking cock like all big girls and she's obviously turned on by this guy's sizeable member.  He dicks her deeply and she lets him (and us) know that it's a satisfying fuck session.  She bounces her fleshy behind on his boner and while I like a fat bottom girl I think I might not be ready for this jelly.  Her gigantic ass is just not my taste, so to speak.  She is a good perfromer though and Kelly enjoys her servicing all the way up until she milks his meat into her mouth.
Scene Two: Julie Cash, mope
Speaking of big girls, Julie Cash makes Kelly Divine look like Stoya.  Julie is a serious beast and her booty has its own graviational pull.  She's a bodacious blonde and not reallly my style at all.  She blasts snatch with a glass dong before her mope arrives to give her a hand and lick her asshole.  She goes face down on his cock'n'balls because you know she hungry.  If you ever wanted to see Anna Nicole Smith suck a dick then here's your chance.  Julie goes beyond the realm of big booty girl and well into the realm of plumper.  
Julie Cash's ass catches dicks in its gravitational pull.

Dude nails her from behind but they should have cast a bigger-dicked stud to bang her because he's dwarfed by her ass and any girl this big you know is gonna be a size queen.  Julie doesn't seem to be enjoying the sex and I know I'm not.  She bounces on his boner but it's uninspired and lazy.  The scene is 35 minutes long which is about 30 minutes longer than I'd like it to be.  The guy does a decent job of staying interested and I'm not sure how.  She finally takes a cum blast to the kisser to end the scene and it feels like a mercy killing.
Scene Three: Jynx Maze and Mischa Brooks, mope
Now THIS is more my style.  Young brunette hotties Jynx and Mischa show up to compare asses and playfully spank each other.  Jynx is one of my favorite new girls in the industry right now due to her insanely hot body and insatiable sexual appetite.  I've never seen Mischa before but based on her looks and her interaction with Jynx she could be a real contender.  Mischa oils up Jynx's rear end so she can shake it for the camera and I'm halfway to blowing my load already.  Mischa has a fine bubble butt as well and I can't wait to see these two in action.  
Jynx and Mischa share a protein shake.

I don't have to wait long because they soon join their mope on the bed and Jynx immediatley swallows his hog while Mischa pops her pussy on his face.  The girls get playfully competitive as they share cocksucking duties and the scene only gets even hotter from there.  Jynx and Mischa take a long deep dicking from this guy and they have a great time.  Jynx is very vocal both on and off the dick and her sexual cheerleading is super hot. THe only thing missing here is seeing these girls get fucked in the ass but unfortunately it doesn't happen.  Dude sprays his babies on their tongues to finish up this aboslute ball-drainer of a scene.
Scene Four:  Jessie Rogers, Bill Bailey
The scene opens on cute blonde Jessie wearing white daisy dukes and she asks us if we want to see her ass.  If you've seen this girl in action before then your answer should be a resounding "YES!!".  When this girl pulls off her little shorts we get a shot of the very definition of ASS MASTERPIECE.  It's unbelievably fine and unlike anything you're likely to see on another white girl.  When she bounces it it's hypnotizing.  Bill Bailey thinks it looks good too so he oils it up and eats it.  Jessie sluprs his cock hungrily in a 69 as her sweet young ass glistens in his face.  
Jessie shows us the meaning of "Ass Masterpiece".

Bill beats up her pussy as she whimpers and moans like a bitch in heat.  She's an active participant in the action, thoroughly enjoying her servicing and begging for more.  Of course I wouldn't mind watching her perfect ass get fucked either but if Jynx Maze doesn't get take it up the butt in a movie then this chick definately won't either.  She does finger her own fudge tunnel while she rides Bill's boner so at least that's something and it's damn hot.  When Bill blows he load he does so glazing Jessie's booty in his ball batter.
Scene Five:  Alexis Monroe, mope
We meet cute blonde Alexis in the bedroom where she introduces herself and tells us she's here because she has an awesome ass.  I know from previous experience that this is a true statement.  She pulls down her little jean shorts and proves it to us.  She shakes her goods in her purple bra and thing until her mope comes in to eat her ass and pussy from behind.  She sucks his dick in kind and it's decent head at best.  
Alexis' buns get glazed.

He dicks her in doggy but Alexis appears to be mostly phoning it in.  The action is formulaic and made worse by the squeaky bed.  She takes a hard fucking at least but there seems to be zero chemistry between her and her stunt cock.  It''s nothing compared to the quality of the previous two scenes and given the choice I'd just rewatch one of them instead of this.  Dude slams away at her snatch until he finally bastes Alexis' booty in ball gravy to finish this 'meh' scene.
Final Thoughts:
Here we have two amazing scenes sandwiched by forgettable slop.  Kelly is a popular performer and she gives good fuck here but the production values are lowest in her scene and there's plenty of better footage of her on the market.  If huge blonde women are your thing then you might like Julie Cash's scene, though the sex was boring and this was definately the low point of the movie.  Jynx and Mischa could make a corpse blow its load in their amazing scene and I could spank it to their performance over and over.  Same with Jessie's scene; I just can't get enough of dat ass.  Alexis brings the boredom back to the disc in the end.  The two good scenes are really good with high replay value and should not be missed but that's only 40% of the movie so if you see Ass Masterpiece 10 available from your smut monger I suggest you Rent It.

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