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Dream Cream

Studio: Bluebird Films » Review by Charles Bukkake » Review Date: 11/23/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: All Girl, Food, Widescreen 

Director: Max Cool

Cast: Sammi Jay, Jamie Brooks, Paige Ashley, Jasmine Black, Kerry Louise, Valery Summer, Tammie Lee, Charlie Monaco, Chelsea Sax, Alyson Mckenzie, Leila Bee, Eva May, Reede Fox, Christine Love

Length: 2 hrs. 27 mins.

Release Year: 2012

Extras: Trailers

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent Quality – Shot in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9

Price of DVD: $21.99

Overview: Dream Cream from Bluebird Films features six scenes with varying themes that altogether employ the skills of several lovely ladies who get freaky with food. Simple.

The Movie: The film kicks off with a graphical title card that reads: ‘Strawbs’ and is followed with two British starlets snacking on, well, strawberries. Oh, and whipped cream. They both look good and wear what appear to be maid outfits. One of them is very hot, with tits that pour out of her blue top and the other starlet is an equally nice brunette with killer cans—she’s decked out in a black, white and red getup.

After they stuff their faces with tasty fruit, they spray the creamy whipped topping allover their heaving breasts and take turns licking the white confectionary off one another.

The big-breasted brunette helps her partner lie down on a comfy bed, sprays her with whipped cream, then preforms cunnilingus while we bear witness to tongue flicking and sugary foodstuff slathered on spread labia. Things get progressively messy with excessive moaning and whipped cream getting just about everywhere. From time-to-time the pair feed each other strawberries, make out and continuously rub the cream allover their tight bodies.

Once a vibrating dildo is introduced, it’s time for the big-boobed brunette to lie on her back and prepare to be on the receiving end of the pleasure ride. This was good viewing overall with points awarded to the two starlets for finishing a box of strawberries and getting each other off, all within the span of twenty minutes.

The next part of the film is presented with yet another title card that reads: ‘Treacle’. And thanks to Webster’s Dictionary, I now know the British slang term for molasses. And that’s just what you get, molasses, and quite a bit of it. Two British tarts wrestle on a gym mat, while a third chick, an aggressive blonde, watches from the sidelines. The blonde suggests that the other two remove their bikinis to make for a fairer fight, and then she pours the treacle, or molasses, allover their bodies. Eventually the blonde pulls her perky tits out of her top, greases the mat and joins in. What we get is a lot of playful lezing out, with sticky molasses-soaked nipples and pussies getting gingerly sucked and nibbled on. It’s quickly made apparent that all three girls genuinely enjoy each other’s company and that’s definitely a good thing. 

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The domineering blonde from the ‘Treacle’ segment returns in scene three to have a cream fight with two new girls, both also blonde and very attractive. This one’s dubbed ‘Creamy’ and as you can imagine, involves lots of cream and female nudity. The three have a bit of a slap fight to start and end up rubbing cream allover one another before some of their clothing is removed. I say some of their clothing because throughout this spot they all insist on keeping their fishnets on, which is just fine in my book.

Just as before, whatever the food of choice, it always seems to end up on bare breasts and in and around the crotches of these wonderful lesbians. This scene, like the one preceding it, is very playful. When the dominant blonde isn’t spraying whipped cream on one of her partners’ firm asses you’d better believe that she’s the one getting hosed down with the sweet stuff.

The next scene is dubbed ‘Sporty’ and features three girls getting silly with custard. They’ve got two purple painter’s buckets full of the stuff and then they have a bit of a food fight. Here we get treated to the hijinks of a cute blonde, a large-breasted pony-tailed brunette and a heavily tattooed black girl with flowing black hair. This scene is pretty interesting; the ebony girl crams her fingers into the tight pussy of one of her partners and hammers it in on home, while yellow custard splatters everywhere. There’s some scissoring and pussy eating that seem to really tie everything together, along with a little foot play. The segment ends with two of the girls masturbating. Not bad.

The next scene, ‘Splosh’ features an inflatable pool full of red jello. Three girls, all of whom are pretty attractive, horseplay in the J-E-L-L-O for a good while and the scene gets messier with each passing second. This one is complete with nipple biting, kissing and hardcore rubdowns. 

The film ends with a segment titled ‘Angels’ and features three cheery girls. One is dressed as a devil, the second an angel and the third pretends to be a nun. The nun has some seriously fat jugs that are smothered with chocolate sauce dripping from the flaky pastries that quickly become the focus of this vignette. The devil is dressed in red and leather and she’s got long crimson fingernails that she frequently digs into the nun’s ass. The angel is a pretty good-looking blonde dressed in white, and she’s definitely got a wild streak, eating cake bits from the crevices of her partner’s pink pussy. All three of them seem to have a jolly time and spend a fair amount of film exploring each other’s bodies, only with food being used as the catalyst.

Final Summation: Wow. So, what you have here is nearly two-and-a-half hours of girls engaging in a wide variety of sexual acts where a range of desserts are used in the process. I should come out and say that I’ve never watched, reviewed or owned a porno where lesbians get freaky with food. After seeing this film, I’m not entirely convinced that it’s for me. Often, I would wonder how much better things would be if a few of these starlets were paired with some male talent, sans after-dinner treats. Still, I understand that there’s a market for this stuff, and if you’re a fan, then you’re really going to like this. The majority of the featured girls are very hot, the sex is playful with moments of animalistic intensity strewn throughout, and there’s the numerous food products thrown in for some added kink. While this flick and genre are not for me, real fans of the stuff will dig it. A lot. It’s for this reason that I would have to recommend Dream Cream. While not my cup of tea, the release was plenty steamy and a whole lot of fun. 


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