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Mike John's Jerkoff Material 9


Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/9/12


XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 9

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Blowbangs, Interracial, POV

Director: Tim Von Swine

Cast: Juelz Ventura, Mr. Pete, Marika Hase (as Marica Hase), Hooks, D. Snoop, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Ashli Orion, Chi Chi Medina, Veruca James, Lee Bang

Length: 194:01 minutes

Date of Production: 11/6/2012



Extras: There was a group of six trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list too, and a great BTS lasting 37:35 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots, Tim and cast adding comments along the way (definitely adding some fun) including some background material during the photoshoots and additional sex material provided.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 9 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid and the grain limited, the visual aspects of the production as finely tuned as any of Tim’s recent works. During some of the group scenes, another camera might have helped catch more of the footage to be edited into the production and enhance it but overall it was a nicely shot fuck flick. The aural components of the show were pretty basic overall though, the vocals heard in each case but little else to speak of setting it apart from the wide variety of gonzo outings available for your purchase. The music was minimal (during the credits) and there was no apparent boom mike used, the minimalist approach helping to cover the basics well enough, just don’t expect anything amazing when it comes to the sound of hotties chugging hog sauce.



Body of Review: Tim Von Swine is an infamous director of smut at Jules Jordan Video (under the Mike John label). His latest movie comes out later this week and is called Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 9, the series providing a wealth of heated sexual trysts that often include some “firsts” by performers. Tim was the sole credited director this time, Mike John retaining the brand name of the series but Tim proving yet again that he had the stroke to make it happen just as heatedly as ever. None of the babes really stood out this time but given their overall quality of performance, it is easy to see why Tim picked newcomer Marika Hase, curvy Chi Chi Medina, established fuck bunny’s Juelz Ventura & Ashli Orion, or perky Veruca James. Fans of anal, interracial, and creampie action will all have something to applaud, Tim even joining in to tap some ass in a couple of the better scenes. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:


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Scene One: Juelz Ventura, the tattooed hotty seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first in her cover attire by the pool on a sunny day. Her lean body was as sexy as ever, that perfect ass of hers showcased nicely as she bent over, and if anything, I felt she looked a bit too thin though she did sport her implants to the delight of the director. The minimal tease during her interview led her to walking inside to engage in sexual misconduct with Mr. Pete, Juelz walking over to the couch he sat on to begin with a blowjob. She savored his meaty member slowly at first as he fingered her, the gal easily throating him before they slid into a 69. He gobbled her gash as she slobbed his knob, Pete soon pounding her pussy as she maintained very good eye contact. This quickly led to the pair going into some anal positions, Juelz diddling herself as Pete tapped that ass of hers. She was initially a passive rider but became more active after she engaged in some taste testing and sat on top of his lap, her ass swallowing his rod as easily as her mouth did earlier. This proved too challenging for Pete to hold out, the guy setting her on the floor to rub out a modest wad of genetic juice to her open mouth, Juelz eyeing the camera with a smile as Tim complimented her on a job well done.



Scene Two: Marika Hase, the skinny Asian newcomer seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she took care of Hooks, D. Snoop, Mark Zane, and then Tim Von Swinein a separate tryst once cleaned up. She began in bikini underwear by the pool, her limited language skills not hurting her appeal in the slightest as she spread her legs in the sunny backyard. Hooks, Snoop, and Mark became her impromptu translators as she showed off her skinny body, the men feeling her up once given the green light by Tim. Her nude body looked better in the natural light but she was led to the usual couch where she knelt to take turns blowing the men, Tim injecting some commentary at times and the men even providing her some head though it paled compared to the sheer amount she gave them. Mark was tiny compared to his peers but she treated them all equally well, even giving some titty fucking before the primarily blow bang session unleashed their population pudding all over her face (and mouth for her to swallow). Marika was then cleaned up to have a full scene with Tim, her shaven snatch massaged to warm her up more adequately before she gave him a fine POV hummer. That led to some vaginal plowing (again in POV), a bit of static camera action included when the camera was set on autopilot though she worked best when in his lap pumping away. His cock looked huge in this portion of the scene too, her tiny body amplifying the contrasting size of the pair really well. The ending load of ball batter glazed her face and both had a laugh, Marika tasting it as she scooped up the load from her face to swallow it.



Scene Three: Ashli Orion, the cute brunette seen on the upper middle of the cover (to the left of center), was up next in the living room as she sat on a wooden bar stool in her bikini and skirt. She was already masturbating while she interviewed with Tim, D. Snoop and Mark Zane lounging nearby and happy to oblige her need for seed as expressed in her comments. Of the cast, Ashli is my favorite (at this writing) by far, her girlish charms not as jaded as many of her peers nor as unpolished due to lack of experience. The men came over to feel her up and she bent over the stool, her sweet ass just fleshy enough to merit an extra nod as her panties were peeled down and other clothing tossed aside. Ashli knelt to aggressively blow the two men back and forth, Mark placing her on the couch to start pounding her pussy as she continued working on Snoop with her mouth and hand. Mark did manage to give her some head but spent most of his time boning her, Ashli swinging around to give Snoop some equal opportunity to drill her dripping pussy while she inhaled Mark’s rod. She always seemed to have both of them inside her one hole or another, her fleshy ass rippling when she positioned in Mark’s lap but the gal only doing oral and vaginal before taking their rounds of spunk; Snoop’s to her face and Mark’s as a creampie to push out and lick up.



Scene Four: Chi Chi Medina, the youthful looking sweetie featured on the lower half of the front cover, had about a dozen scenes to her credit when this scene was shot earlier this year. She wore a bikini top and white shorts with some matching stripper shoes, her tease by the pool on the sunny day, the gal still wearing braces for those that like all natural gals. While I prefer thicker ladies, she did happen to have a very nice ass, Mr. Pete admiring her as he assisted in removing her clothes (and fingering her). Unlike the previous scenes, they did some oral in the open location, Pete sampling her pussy by the fence when he had her bend over. Their chemistry was modest at best but he dug the fresh meat as much as she enjoyed his persistent pounding, the gal pushing back to meet his thrusts ever so slightly until they continued on the couch inside. Her firm ass took a slap with barely a ripple, the resolution of the action looking downgraded from the artificial lighting as far as I could tell. She rode much more actively on top of his lap though, making this a strokable scene for me, Pete feeling up her asshole a bit though they stopped short of her replacing his finger with his cock. The scene ended with her on her knees and Pete depositing a load of splooge into her mouth for swallowing.



Scene Five: Veruca James, the tattooed brunette shown on the upper middle of the front cover (to the right of center), was up last as she sat on the wooden bar stool in her purple bikini undies. She had a shaven beaver and was soon descended upon by Lee Bang, Hooks, and D. Snoop, the young lady verbally bantering with them as they played with her boobs and ass. She took turns blowing them and was initially too enthusiastic, the guys telling her to slow down lest the scene end far faster than they thought it should. Veruca benefited by her passion for pecker and eye contact, the enthusiasm and energy offered up by the gal far better than most with as limited a porn resume as hers is (around a dozen titles if I recall correctly). The blow bang portion of the scene was especially awesome and the guys rewarded her with some caresses and oral at times, the talented lady swallowing all three of their wads of ball batter before she cleaned up for a second round of full sex with Tim Von Swine. While Veruca always seems to have fun in her scenes, she really lit up at the thought of working with Tim, her lack of conscious problem for working with the average male type (Tim being a regular guy physically, albeit with the kind of sexual endurance many of his mopes only wish they had) noted. She spread her legs on the ottoman and masturbated with a dildo, replacing it in her mouth with Tim’s throbbing rod as she gave some hand to gland action during her hummer to enhance the moment. Her passion for pecker had not subsided from the initial part of the scene and she still gave that great eye contact that she is known for, her even more active riding of his cock vaginally as she pumped back to meet him in doggy POV just great to watch. She taste tested him and went to doing anal, Veruca getting completely glazed with his facial by the end (including an eye shot!).

Summary: Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 9 by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another solid effort by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action again adding up to a rating of Recommended or better. Juelz was as cock hungry as ever, Ashli showed a love of semen second to none in the show, and Veruca was on fire as she pounded the mope squad into submission (doing even better with Tim using all three of her holes). In short then, Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 9 was again full of the fun factor that makes the series so appreciated, Tim Von Swine’s ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting so give it a look.


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