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Lisa Ann Vs Julia Ann

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/21/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Lisa Ann Vs. Julia Ann

Jules Jordan Video/Chris Streams Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Julia Ann, Erik Everhard, Lisa Ann, Toni Ribas, Nat Turnher, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Rico Strong, Prodigy X, Chris Streams, CJ Wright, Ace, Broc Adams, David Perry

Length: 293:56 minutes (158:25 minutes & 135:31 minutes)

Date of Production: 11/7/2012

Extras: The first disc had a cumshot recap, a photogallery, three trailers, a cast list, and some websites. The second disc had its own extras with a cumshot recap, photogallery, trailers, cast list for scenes on that disc, and some websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Lisa Ann Vs. Julia Ann was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video. As expected, it looked great and Chris took pains to make the ladies look their fuckable best, the lighting and editing enhancing the final product even if I would have appreciated even more tease footage of the ladies in lingerie. The aural components of the show were such that I had no issues with it either, my standing belief that most gonzo offerings merit an average rating since they do not make better use of depth, sound stage, or music still in effect (look at it this way, if I gave outstanding ratings just because the viewer could hear what was said most of the time, like so many others do, where would the incentive be to improve?).

Body of Review: Chris Streams is currently one of the best directors at Jules Jordan Video in my opinion, his varied series always generating a lot of interest. His latest title called Lisa Ann Vs. Julia Ann, a selection of all new scenes (this was no compilation!) that alternated between the two women until the ending where both participated. As a fan of both, let me say that their extensive careers have proven experience beats youth every time, each of these ladies a star in more ways than this review has time to discuss. In the MILF genre, both are considered the top picks of noteworthy status, neither shying away from a wide variety of sex acts with no problems doing interracial. The movie has seven scenes to give each of them three full trysts before they share the end, the idea that this was somehow a competition dispelled early on though some might think otherwise. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Julia Ann, the busty blond bombshell featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first shown in tight white stretch pants and a revealing striped tank top as she took lessons from exercise trainer Erik Everhard. He hammed it up with a silly foreign accent but I admit I found it extremely amusing given Erik’s comedic abilities. She rolled around on a large exercise ball and he had his package right in front of her face, Julia clearly getting aroused by his bulge, the gal soon grinding on his lap in super sexy manner until he got the hint. He removed her pants and gobbled her gash, Julia reciprocating heartily by slobbing his knob aggressively. This led to her pumping herself back on his erect pecker in doggy, some taste testing and other vaginal positions showing her cowgirl skills to be exceptionally heated. They moved into doing anal from there, a titty fuck draining his genetic juice with some help from her hand all over her chest about 35 minutes into the scene. The surprise ending was funny too.

Scene Two: Lisa Ann, the buxom brunette featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next as she rolled around in bed wearing very little, a tie around her neck and man’s shirt loosely covering her as she teased the camera. This scene had more traditional tease and I liked it, Lisa’s rounded rump and boobs enhancing her sex kitten (cougar?) attitude as she continued throughout the house in heated fashion. That led to her kneeling down to blow erect Toni Ribas, her attention to the camera weakening as she became more excited by his attentive nature. She blew him and then bent over by a support beam, rubbing her ass on his cock until he orally reciprocated on her, Lisa sliding her thong down so he could begin banging her. She licked her own juices off his rod and climbed onto his lap on the couch, an active vaginal ride soon leading to an impressive anal excursion as the two continued. Lisa did some ATM and impaled her ass on his rod while she diddled herself, her aural content enhancing the scene substantially for me more than him slapping her ass. This continued until he deposited a wad of population pudding into her ass in the form of an anal creampie, the camera not cutting away which made it look believable even before she pushed some of it out onto the floor.

Scene Three: Julia Ann, this time wearing the fetish gear she wore on the center of the front cover, teased in seductive fashion to some slow music. She was all made up and looking fabulous, the fishnet stockings and other accessories giving her a distinctive look before she crawled over to Nat Turnher on the couch. She laid in his lap as he massaged her pussy to a juicy state, Julia removing his clothes to gain access to his throbbing cock which she sucked nicely. Julia used some hand to gland combat and went really slow, her superior eye contact selling the moment more than I think I could put into words here. The lingering licks and increased devotion she gave him was a great prelude to the rest of the interracial acts included, him plowing her pussy and her continued concentration on him making it work on multiple levels. They also went into some anal acts that appeared to get her off, this pushing him over the edge to unleash a wealth of spunk all over her welcoming face, Julia sucking him clean as he caught his breath. This was not the end of the fun though, Julia doing a quick blowbang with Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Rico Strong, and Prodigy X, all contributing additional splooge to her face for a glazed look.

Scene Four: Lisa Ann, next up in a colorful blouse and tight black skirt, teased the camera as the skirt was hiked up to showcase her sweet ass. She wore no panties as the attire was further moved to allow a great view, lucky Chris Streams engaging her from off screen in a true POV (point of view) scene in the house. Lisa made almost a game of getting him excited here, pressing her tits against the glass table where he positioned underneath it, her ass doing likewise. Chris made a slight appearance when he sampled her goods orally but she went wild on his cock during the blowjob and titty fuck, the lady soon driving herself onto his cock vaginally which included her ass slapping against him she went so hard and fast. Lisa seemed genuinely attracted to him and never let up, taking some slow moments to absorb the experience as it were. The look on her face was priceless as she finished him off, kneeling before him as he tossed off a gigantic round of baby batter all over her head and chest (the two of them joking about the amount of ball batter making it amusing).

Scene Five: Julia Ann, this time dressed up in a masculine manner in a dark room, was set to work with Toni Ribas. This scene was much more stylishly shot than the others, a hint of special effects and a slow jazz score allowing Julia to slowly disrobe as in a burlesque show performance. While not my favorite setting, she took full advantage of the situation and slowly puffed a cigarette on a lengthy holder, licking it with sexual innuendo before replacing her oral fixation on Toni’s pecker. She worked him over slowly in her mouth, Toni enjoying her pussy once she was done with the preliminaries. Julia drove herself down on him and went balls deep vaginally, her active riding in various positions leading to anal where he dominated her. Julia was playful and coy while Toni was lustful and rough on her at times, Julia power sucking him to orgasm close to the 53 minute mark of the scene.

Scene Six: Lisa Ann, next up in a loose white top and matching sarong, came in from the top floor landing to start teasing on the red furniture. She took her time and made it a luxurious romp, masturbating ever so slowly until CJ Wright came over to start assisting her. He gave her small kisses at first, sucking her fingers and caressing her gently before warming her up using oral and fingering her. The duo then started fucking in numerous positions, CJ giving her some additional oral though not nearly as much as she gave him. He took his time porking her and she made scores of moans, groans, and various comments about her degree of pleasure during it all. In that sense, she really sold it well though the camera was just as important when it came to the strokability and replay value. As with the other scenes, the intensity level grew when they moved into doing anal, the dude pounding her ass like a drum to both of their satisfaction. The mixture f pleasure and pain came to an end when Lisa knelt down to jerk him dry of semen, looking up at him while pumping his cock with her hand, then tasting it as the camera captured her semen worship. This was then followed by Ace, Broc Adams, Hooks, D. Snoop, and Prodigy X, giving her more spunk to appreciate, Lisa lending a hand but not really blowing them or otherwise doing more to get them off as they glazed her like a donut.

Scene Seven: Lisa Ann and Julia Ann, up last dressed in their featured cover attire, invited the director into the house to shoot them as they drank out by the pool and Lisa smoked. The ladies wore no panties and flashed him as such, their individual tease sessions enhanced by the use of lots of oil while they were clothed and naked. The glistening goodness (did I just write that?) of the oiling session was especially exciting to me, my long held appreciation for the director’s “Oil Overload” series a matter of public record. The tease continued slowly as the ladies rubbed against the door and windows before going in, David Perry and Toni Ribas being brought in to complete the action just as the ladies were about to attack Chris. The ladies paired off and more oil was applied, Toni getting Lisa and Julia tackling David initially during the handjobs, blowjobs, and titty fucking. They were having a good enough time to laugh about it, their chemistry adding to the replay value as they moved into vaginal banging. They continued with taste testing and a wide assortment of action before swapping partners too, some water works included for those into the “squirting” scene. The resulting titty pops led to the ladies rubbing their semen soaked breasts together, the camera fading away.

Summary: Lisa Ann Vs. Julia Ann by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video earned a rating of Highly Recommended or better if you like MILFs that truly enjoy all forms of sexual activity. That the running time was almost five hours and the technical aspects were so strongly centered on making the ladies look their best was just icing on the cake, both women excelling in their roles in every scene. In short then, Lisa Ann Vs. Julia Ann was a delightfully strokable gonzo flick where all the elements came together so well that fans of either woman should consider this a “must have” release, the heat, chemistry, strokability, and energy levels always of the kind fans can appreciate.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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