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Big Ass Jack Off, The


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/10/13



XCritic's Advice: Recommended



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The Big Ass Jack Off

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: All Sex, Big Ass

Director: B. Skow

Cast: Allie Haze, Mark Davis, Jessie Rogers, Ralph Long, Gia Steel, Jerry, Emy Reyes, Evan Stone, Isis Taylor, Valerie Kay, Barry Scott

Length: 243:48 minutes (134:59 minutes & 109:49 minutes)

Dates of Production: 2012 (not credited)



Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, spam, cumshot recap, and a “special offer” for those with a smart phone but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Big Ass Jack Off was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment. There was a company watermark in the lower right hand corner for those that care and the biggest difference from Skow’s previous works seems to be the abundance of shadows, either the lighting guy taking the day off much of the time or a conscious decision made to add texture to the visuals, no information provided at this writing. Regardless, the ladies were showcased nicely enough by the director, the man solely credited with the camera work just as Jack Freedom had the credited nod on editing. The lengthy tease sequences were the initial highlight for me, the quality of meat puppet varying tremendously to impact the ultimate rating. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English, each tease sequence providing just a simplistic musical score until the sex took place where the minimal vocals (typically moans & groans) dominated.



Body of Review: B. Skow and Vivid Entertainment are no longer exclusive to one another but for years he was their lead contract director. His latest release was shot awhile back and is called  The Big Ass Jack Off, the emphasis this time being on showcasing ladies with impressive derrieres. Allie Haze, an attractive young lady, was featured though I think Jessie Rogers sported a bigger & better ass this time, the same holding true for Gia Steel, Isis Taylor and maybe Valerie Kay (but not Emy Reyes); Allie still having the biggest “name” of the bunch. So for those who have yet to read the DVD case, this double disc set had six scenes of ladies teasing and fucking, each getting a single partner of varying quality to engage with. The extras were light but on the plus side, the movie lasted just over four hours of all new material (increasingly rare these days) so there was a lot of fuck for the buck. The back cover described the movie like this: “If you're an ass man, this is it, man! Six big tease-and-please scenes with the baddest badonka's in the biz...including newly round and always beautiful Allie Haze, sultry Valerie Kay and that bootylicious blonde Jessie Rogers! It's the follow-up to our smash hit Big Tit Jack Off, and there isn't a hotter pair of Jacks anywhere!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Allie Haze, the extremely attractive babe featured on the right half of the cover, was up first in bed as she slowly caressed herself and showed off her perfect pucker. She smiled as she ran her finger along her ass crack, leaving me with the impression that she was following off camera instructions at the time. The tease led to her masturbating with some of the sex toys lying on the bed, the gal appearing to have fun with herself though it also seemed at times that this was just a performance. Once satiated, she crawled over to an orange couch, Mark Davis joining her as she knelt before him to slob his knob actively. While she focused largely on his head and used some hand to gland combat to get away with it, he encouraged her to dive deeper on his bone and she obliged him to a point, the saliva soaked pecker stroked and readied for insertion though Mark took a moment to suck her tits and gobble her gash too. During the varied vaginal penetration positions, Mark did most of the work but she seemed to find his work ethic appealing, the grunts & groans realistic and some dirty talk applied to get him pounding her even harder. Allie sucked him clean between many of the positions too, his modest wad of genetic juice tossed off to her ass cheek by the end of the tryst.



Scene Two: Jessie Rogers, the very fetching blond seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next in a revealing dress; the director even shooting her in up skirt style to showcase her sweet ass for the lucky viewer. While her face was easy on the eyes, her ass for the focal point of the tease, the rest of her displayed too before the music stopped and she masturbated on the white couch. This solo session was strictly by hand and seemed to last longer, the color tinted a bit much but the lady responsible for juicing up her shaven snatch. Of interest was a second portion to the solo clip where she pulled out a small vibrator to get off with, Ralph Long soon kneeling between her legs to go down on her. Jessie perched one of her legs over the moper’s neck, the guy fingering her before she gave him a brief blowjob. That led to him tapping her preciously passive pussy, her vocals so over the top that they just did not convey believability to me. Jessie was more active a rider on top though, pumping to dig his bone deeper into her snatch as her ass cheeks rippled delightfully. She did some taste testing too but he was overwhelmed and lost his load of population pudding all over her ass cheeks as she fingered her own ass.



Scene Three: Gia Steel, the brunette booty babe seen on the near center of the front cover (just to the left of Allie), was up next as the last scene of the first disc. She wore a colorful dress and bent over a bunch, the camera catching a lot of angles of her ass slowly gyrating in front of the picture window. The look on her face during the tease conveyed a sense of self assuredness and almost coy satisfaction, her solo action leading to Jerry coming into the house to snack on her ass from behind. She sat on his face and he ate her front and back, the guy positioning himself so she could suck him off right after that. Gia held his cock while blowing him, limiting the depth of her hummer, but the additional friction from the handjob sure helped her excite him even more. She spit on his rod to lubricate it, some very good eye contact helping to make the scene stand out, the couple then vaginally screwing with some modest levels of taste testing. As she warmed up, she pumped increasingly fast on his cock, eventually draining his nuts of spunk when Jerry pulled out to plaster her ass cheeks with his baby batter.



Scene Four: Emy Reyes, the very lean young lady seen almost tucked away on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc. She wore a short blue jean skirt and bright pink bikini top, her joyful look helping her as she teased around the contemporary house in various states of undress, Of the entire cast, her ass was the smallest, meriting a slight nod as perky but otherwise not suitable for the title so while few would kick her out of bed, she would not readily come to mind in a “big ass” movie such as this. She lathered up and bent over to enhance the relative size of her ass, rubbing one out on the bathroom counter before bending over on the bed for Evan Stone. He savored her ass and pussy a lot, fingering her and otherwise getting her ready for some aggressive boning, the gal strangely keeping on her stripper shoes but nothing else as the scene progressed. Emy overdid the vocals too but gave the entire scene a pornish appeal to it all the same, Evan doing most of the work until she was on top of him. He used her ass cheeks to masturbate and she continued to blow him from time to time, tossing her shoes aside and losing her breath with the ending load of splooge landing on her ass by his own hand.



Scene Five: Isis Taylor, an alluring brunette with a fleshy ass worth some attention, was up next as she teased outside wearing a long white crocheted sweater. When she put her head down and ass in the air it was clear how she was picked, her heart shaped ass begging for a pegging even though vaginal sex was the primary form of sexual self expression was the way of the day this time. She removed her skirt and started masturbating by hand, an abrupt edit landing her on a colorful bedspread where Ralph Long joined her to orally satisfy her. He rimmed her and she blew him back, the pair engaging in some modestly active vaginal penetration positions where he was clearly outmatched on so many levels. She looked great but bored much of the time, sucking her own juices off his pecker and only actively riding when she was on top of his lap. Her boobs bounced hardily when doing so too, the pair spooning to draw out his ass plastering round of ball batter.



Scene Six: Valerie Kay, the brunette barely seen on the upper middle of the front cover, was up last as she teased in a well lit room in front of some windows while wearing a blue dress. Her matching thong rode up her ass crack and she caressed her body, the large breasted lady masturbating on the tacky white couch before she ended up with Barry Scott as her partner. She sucked him off and stayed with the head only, then sitting on top of him to ride his cock actively as he made some pale attempts to slap her meaty mounds. He ate her pussy after awhile too, her eye contact pretty solid even as he rimmed her, the pair repeating the process without any chemistry whatsoever though her hand assisted hummer was pretty awesome. When they finished up, he launched his load of semen all over her pussy and she rubbed it into her skin, the credits rolling immediately afterwards.

Summary: The Big Ass Jack Off by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment was a pleasing stroke flick with all the strokability, replay value, and technical expertise one would expect from one of Skow’s efforts so I gave it a rating of Recommended. Each of the ladies provided some sexual appeal and physical attractiveness, the straightforward nature of the trysts allowing all the ladies to be showcased rather well compared to many of their scenes elsewhere. Given the sheer quantity of strokable footage included in the double disc set, I was sorely tempted to award it a higher rating but the use of lower tier mopes in most scenes limited the chemistry so I just felt funny about doing so. In short, The Big Ass Jack Off had a lot of appeal in terms of the casting, the technical prowess used to capture them during tease and sex, and some good replay value if you appreciate babes with attractive asses.


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