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Knockin' Boots

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 1/16/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Gonzo   
Director: Pat Myne 
  • Adrianna Luna
  • Ash Hollywood
  • Brandy Aniston
  • Christy Mack
  • Nikita Von James
  • Barry Scott
  • Billy Glide
  • Derrick Pierce
  • Pat Myne
Length: 160 min
Extras: BTS, Photo Gallery, Trailers 
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen  
Overview: hotties get hard cock while their boots knock  
Condoms: None
Scene 1. Ash Hollywood, Pat Myne
Ash does her tease in a thoroughly modern living space while mellow electronic music plays.  She is a very fit young blonde in short black studded platform boots.  She has small natural tits and a gorgeous face though her hairstyle is a bit butch.  She has a nice clean pussy that she sticks in the camera for director Pay Myne to observe and comment on.  Pat passes the camera off to a flunky so he can get a piece of Ash and I can't blame him, this girl's body is fucking PERFECT.  
Ash loves the taste of tube steak. 

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He eats her pussy and asshole as Ash squeals with delight.  When she sucks him off she has great technique.  This scene makes me want to check out Ash's entire body of work.  When she mounts him her muscular thighs allow for her to give Pat some nice long pussy strokes as she squats on his cock.  While he pounds her mound the chemistry between these two is intense.  Pat gives Ash the deep doggy dicking she needs while she flicks her bean until she cums.  Ash finishes the scene on her knees sucking Pat's cock until he pumps his load directly down her throat.
Scene 2. Brandy Aniston, Barry Scott
Brandy is a cute tattooed brunette rocking a bodysuit and some studded biker-style boots.   Pat is shooting a photo spread for boots but Barry isn't so stoked to be shooting with high-maintenance (and real-life wife) Brandy.  He soon warms up to her when she takes her tremendous funbags out and lets him slap her ass.  The photo shoot quickly upgrades to a porn shoot when Brandy drops down to slob on Barry's knob.  
Face down, ass up, that's how Brandy likes to fuck. 

Her shiny lip gloss makes for great lube as Barry fucks her face.  She mounts him right there on the floor and he gives her pussy a pounding and  her tits jiggle nicely.  Brandy rides his cock like a champ .  This is hot dirty sex by people who know how to fuck.  She cums hard on his cock with her finger up her own asshole.  Barry continues to drill Brandy until he finally pulls out and cums all over her pussy.
Scene 3. Nikita Von James, Billy Glide
Balloon-boobed blonde Nikita struts her stuff in thigh-high pvc boots.  Too bad about the surgical "enhancements" because otherwise she has a nice curvy body and pretty face.  Billy enters the room already naked and proceeds to tongue-punch her fart box.  She gives him mediocre head and almost has to unhinge her jaw to get her lips around his thick member.  The way her bolt-ons hand down as she's on all fours is horrifying and killing my boner.  
Nikitia eats butt.

Nikita straddles him for a ride on his rod and she can twerk pretty well for a white girl.  She puts in a lot of effort but the action still comes across as stale.  Things pick up when she finally does cum and squirts on his cock'n'balls.  She samples her own juices in a 69 and the action gets hotter the more she gets into it.  Her botched boob job unfortunately only gets more distracting.  Nikita gets face-down-ass-up and Billy really digs her out in doggy.  When Billy finally blows his load he bastes Nikita's beaver in ball gravy.        
Scene 4. Christy Mack, Pat Myne
Christy is a tattooed blonde babe is daisy dukes and boots reminicent of Brandy's.  She does a slow bump'n'grind to show off her ink'd body.  She has a heart tattoo under one eye that looks like it was done in prison and that's hot in white trash way.  Finally all the clothes come off and we get to check out all her goods, which consist of a tastefully conservative boob job and a firm round ass.  She fingerblasts herself to orgasm and after she's warmed up Pat snacks on her snatch.  
Christy backs up on it. 

She blows him but Pat seems to be having trouble staying hard so we are "treated" to too much footage of him stroking it while he kisses Christy.  Once his boner is back Christy rides it enthusiatically.  He dicks her in doggy and we get a nice wide shot of the action.  Christy has nice smooth legs in those boots and her ass looks great backed up as she gets fucked from behind.  Christy has a filthy mouth and her dirty talk adds a lot to the scene.  Pat pulls out and sprays his babies all over her pussy and I don't know what's up with all the pussy cumshots in this movie. 
Scene 5. Adrianna Luna, Derrick Pierce
Asian hottiel Adrannna shows off her fit body in a whorish mesh minidress and knee-high suede boots.  She is a fine piece of tail and I'm surprised she's not more popular in the industry.  I've seen Adrianna in action before and her sexual appetite is as impressive as her body.  She joins naked Derrick pierce on the couch and without exchanging a word begins to give him suck.  She swallows his girth with ease and has the technical skill of a true master fallatrix.  
Adrianna orders cream of Sum Yung Gai. 

Derrick chooses to first mount her from behind which I think is an excellent choice considering how fine her ass is.  She gives him lots of eye contact as she moans convincingly.  There is real chemistry between these performers.  She straddles him for an energetic ride on his baloney pony and cums hard as she grinds on it.  The sweat glistening on her big natural tits is enough to make this scene watchable.  After banging Adrianna out on her back she gets on her knees to recieve a mouthful of man chowder.
Final Thoughts:
This disc surprised me on every level.  All the performances were top notch and every scene had authentic chemistry.  Ash Hollywood may have the fittest body in porn right now and what she can do with it had my mind blown and my balls empty.  Brandy Aniston showed how just because you're married doesn't mean you can fuck your man's brains out.  Nikita Von James' boob job was the worst part of this disc but it's easily forgotten when you she how she can work a dick.  Christy Mack has a hot white trash appeal and a smoking hot bod that you just want to fuck into submission in her double-wide.  And Adrianna proves she's one of the most underrated performers working today, Asian or otherwise.  It's to my own complete and utter surprise that a movie with such a potentially retarded premise and Knockin' Boots easily gets a rating of Highly Recommended.

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