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Give Me Pink 12

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/17/13

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Give Me Pink 12

Jules Jordan Video/Cruel Media

Genre: Female Masturbation, Solo

Director: Clara G.

Cast: Clara G., Regina Ice, Sandy Silver, Marie Luv, Natalie, Roxanne, Natalia Forrest, Zara

Length: 186:54 minutes

Date of Production: 12/17/2012

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, and websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Give Me Pink 12 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Clara G. for Jules Jordan Video. The movie credits gave the directing nod to Raul Cristian but Clara has long shown the ideas behind the action belonged to her so your mileage may vary considerably. The lighting was decent and the camera seemed to follow the ladies really well as they got themselves off, the bitrate and editing helping showcase each of them very nicely. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than earlier efforts and an area that Clara could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

Body of Review: Clara G. is the female partner of director Chris Rolie, their best works currently distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Her latest release is called Give Me Pink 12, a series of solo masturbation scenes by an assortment of attractive women from all over the world (primarily from Europe here). The cast of ladies included hotty Marie Luv, Sandy Silver, and even Clara G. herself. I’ve reviewed a few volumes of the series over the years and found it pleasant enough a change from Clara’s usual extreme queen offerings, it just does not have as much consistency as the bulk of titles coming from JJV but it had some appeal all the same. When it comes out at the end of the month, let me know what you thought should you see it. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Clara G., the director and blond featured on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up first as she sat at her desk, cameraman Raul bugging her as she worked on websites. She had on a skimpy outfit and tiny panties, the joke of her leaving the desk to stop a yard worker (an uncredited male performer) from causing too much noise. From there, she began teasing the camera and showing her pink plug stretching her out, the clothing dropped to excite the audience as she began using a plethora of increasingly large toys on herself. She “squirted” and fingered her ass a little, the use of a condom on a large trench digging tool kind of crazy. She did seem to get off.

Scene Two: Regina Ice, the lean gal squatting on the upper middle of the front cover, was up next as she talked to the cameraman, her admiration of some sex statues starting her off to use larger toys as things progressed. She wore a very tiny iridescent bikini and leggings, her act too mechanical to get me into it. Her juices (or the lubricant) flowed freely and she did a lot of taste testing but it fell short even if I wanted to fuck her myself by the end of the action.

Scene Three: Sandy Silver, the busty blond seen in the background of the upper left hand corner, was up next as she posed in her white & black animal print lingerie (outlined in red). She had pretty eyes and picked up the largest starting toy imaginable, a flesh colored vibrator that she tasted and inserted as time progressed, her sweet ass glistening from oil along with the rest of her. I actually liked the corn cob vibrator the most here, the toy being used by others in the movie too (I wonder if they knew) but she also looked like she’d be better suited for a tryst with a partner than by herself as she vaginally plowed herself and took some milk in a limited food fetish bit.

Scene Four: Marie Luv (as Marie Love), was up next and of all the performers in the cast, she was the biggest “name”. I admit to thinking she is among the best performers foreign or domestic I have ever tossed off too, the gal has not been overly active of late so this scene stood out for me. Clara walked up her street to stalk her a bit but an abrupt cut led to Marie posing on the second story railing in her cover attire, the young lady as sexy as ever. Her long, lean legs and perky ass were a delight to observe, the pink thong seemingly glowing as she stood and bent over on the indoor stairs. She then stretched her panties up into her labia and ass, my desire to gobble that gash and eat her backside growing as she smiled knowingly at the camera. Marie used her hands at first but was soon plowing her own ass with a sizable dildo, rubbing one out as she stretched her perfect pucker so very well. This led to a technical DP and a shower, Marie as inspirational as ever.

Scene Five: Natalie, the skinny Euro-brunette seen on the upper middle to the right side, was next in her skull adorned bikini and matching leggings as she paraded around the house outside. She stripped and seemed most fuckable too, adding some oil as Clara encouraged her with a paddle. Natalie got freaky with a provided flashlight, a large yellow one at that, and then took a piss (there was no pretense of this being squirting) on the floor, some more toy play with traditional dildos included afterwards, vaginal only.

Scene Six: Roxanne, the busty brunette seen featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, than provided a look at what is coming out of Budapest these days. I liked her splendid ass and pretty eyes the most but her legs and other body parts were nicely proportioned too. She gave some stripper moves and followed Clara’s directions, oiling up heatedly before applying the large red vibrator to her snatch. She sucked on a zucchini too but did not stuff it in her ass as I thought was the plan, her getting off seemed a strained proposition at best.

Scene Seven: Natalia Forrest, the youthful babe seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next wearing stripper shoes that had the lettering “fuck you” on them. The lady was from England and at 21 years old (talking about her birthday two weeks prior) and had a lot of genuine energy most of the others were lacking as she was interviewed on the couch. She wore a sparkling bikini outfit with dangling jewels, her shaven snatch getting a hand to gland workout as she juiced up successfully. She had an exceptionally pretty pussy as the camera gave it a lot of close up love, a huge flesh colored vibrator sucked on and inserted from there. It was a short but sweet ride though not up to her perceived potential.

Scene Eight: Zara, a young lady as seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up last as the camera caught her from underneath a glass panel she stood on top of. This gave some interesting viewpoints that I admit I wished were applied to some of the other ladies, her dance moves limited as Raul directed her in front of the fireplace. Zara had a fine ass and slutty look to her too, bending over by the modern fireplace and masturbating on the nearby red couch set. The hand action was best and then she took a lengthy double headed gray dildo to stuff her snatch with, curiously having milk poured on her at the end of the self love session.

Summary: Give Me Pink 12 by director Clara G. for Jules Jordan Video was heavily populated by European ladies and it earned a rating of Rent It. The technical aspects were solid enough but the ladies struck me as acting in a mechanical manner all too often, the replay value limited even if each of them seemed fuckable and hot. In short, Give Me Pink 12 may not work for those wanting to see loads of genetic juice, wads of population pudding, or streams of spunk flying all over the place (at least on screen) but for those who just don’t care to see a bunch of parolee mopes dropping splooge all over women they’d never get to fuck unless the ladies were paid, this might just work wonders for your libido so if you want a solo workout to enjoy as splooge dropping material, give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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