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I Love Big Toys 36

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Charles Bukkake » Review Date: 1/28/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: All Girl, Toys

Director: Mario Rossi

Cast: Jodi Taylor, Anikka Albrite, Ashley Graham, Aria Austin, Dillion Harper, Abby Cross

Length: 3 hrs

Release Year: 2012

Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, Fantasy Lingerie, Bonus Scene, Website Information

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent Quality – Shot in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9

Price of DVD: $21.99

Overview: Six scenes featuring solo masturbation takes where the name of the game is shove whatever you can find up your you know what. It’s I Love Big Toys 36.

The Movie: In terms of content, this flick is brazenly honest with what it intends to deliver and doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a solo masturbation feature flick. If this is something that interests you, then my guess is that you’re really going to love this movie; in fact I’m sure of it.

The six starlets assembled on this disc prove to be perfectly capable of shoving a wide assortment of dildos into their privates. The pleasure toys come in an array of colors, lengths and girths. From the reasonably sizeable rubber dong to the comically huge synthetic wang, you can rest assured that this thirty-sixth installment in I Love Big Toys covers it all.  

Things kick of with a performance from Anikka Albrite. She’s a foxy blonde who insists on posing for the camera as some music drifts on in the distance. She’s got a nice round bubble butt that’s covered with some pink animal print hot pants and has got a bra to match. After teasing audiences by rubbing her clam over her panties, the starlet goes for a realistic looking pink cock that she jams in her snatch. Heels are aimed high in the air as Anikka raises her legs and readies herself for the self-imposed onslaught during which she jams the plastic pecker deep in her vag.

To the immediate left of her there sits a little nightstand with a bunch dildos resting on it. She goes through the motion of using them all on herself, lubing the larger ones so as to eliminate any unneeded strain on her private parts, and quickly goes to work. Not a bad scene to start off with,

Next up is Dillion Harper. I’ve been seeing a lot of her lately and she doesn’t disappoint. In fact, the last two pictures I reviewed feature performances from her so I think it’s safe to say that Dillion is here to stay.

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Anyway, Dillion’s scene falls in line with the previous vignette and shows the cheeky young starlet posing for the camera before getting down and dirty. The brunette’s bra is ditched early on, leaving her with some see-through purple panties. She plays with herself for a while and then whips out a jumbo cock molding that she crams in her coin purse. She takes it a step further and positions this thing on the floor, squats over it and goes to town. After a minute or two, we get a nice shot of her from behind, where we get to see the tan lines on her perfect buns, but I digress.

Overall, we’ve got yet another exceptional performance from Dillion, who glistens with beads of sweat towards the end, as she’s damn near worked herself into a sex coma.  If this vignette doesn’t get you hot and bothered then I honestly don’t know what to tell you.

Cover girl Jodi Taylor follows Dillion’s performance and what can be said of her is that she is undeniably cute. After spreading her ass for the camera she works her way to the couch where she finds a very large dildo that she jerks off and after teasing her pussy she inserts this colossal thing deep inside her gut locker. I really liked this one and Jodi is definitely deserving of her box cover status.

Aria Austin’s scene is passible, but she can’t really compete with the other girl’s in the looks department. That in no way makes her scene forgettable, though, since the blonde starlet fucks herself with a sex toy molded from what looks like the Incredible Hulk’s fist and then sticks some stuff up her ass and pussy at the same time. Needless to say, this girl can be awarded some brownie points for her efforts. Hers was an entertaining watch, to say the least.  

Things wind down with performances from Ashley Graham and Abby Cross. Both these girls are pretty hot and know their way around a dildo. Honorable mentions go to Ashley who uses some kind of a pussy pump on herself, which gets her coochie gushing like the floods of Niagara Falls. 

Final Summation: I have to say that I found myself rather impressed with I Love Big Toys 36. The performances offered by the film’s starlets were very well executed with good direction from Mario Rossi and enough attention paid to the camera work to make what could have otherwise been a boring venture into something far more entertaining. The film even comes with a bonus scene from Jessi Palmer and has got a decent amount of extras. I highly recommend this film for fans of solo masturbation movies and for those looking for a more “up close and personal” look at their favorite newbie starlets. 


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