Extras: The extras were kind of generic, the 24:23 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex (which most fans will appreciate more than boring interviews while the ladies are getting makeup applied), the trailers, the photogallery, the usual pop shot recap, helpful cast list, and director biography all welcome.
Audio/Video Quality: Ass Worship 14 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. The visual components were taken care of in a very solid manner, the lighting, editing, fleshtones, and other aspects complimenting the tease, hardcore boning, and beautiful ladies exceptionally well. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The music was provided by MMMontage Music from YouTube, a quick nod given after the other credits rolled. The quality of the aural and visual components was just as high as ever in this flagship series though.
Body of Review: Jules Jordan is best known as a gonzo porn director, his company. Jules Jordan Video, among the most acclaimed for gonzo works anywhere. His latest title to make it in for review is called Ass Worship 14, this being a flagship series for the director to truly wow the fans in terms of giving us what we collectively want from him; the perfect asses getting all the loving care they need showing Jules was on his A game yet again. As expected, the six scenes showcased some of the most talented hotties in porn, ladies like Jada Stevens, Remy LaCroix, AJ Applegate, and Mischa Brooks but also popular favorites like Rachel Starr and new to anal Nikki Delano having as much fun as Sheena Shaw. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
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Scene One: Sheena Shaw, the blond wearing the green satin booty shorts and white thong as seen on the middle of the left side on the front cover, was up first to work with John Strong, Mark Wood, and Chris Strokes. Jules described her tease as he followed her through the house, the gal gyrating and bending over a lot, letting some sexual tension build rather than just tear off her clothing for him. She was flexible and frisky, the cover advertising this as her first DP and double anal penetration (DAP) for those keeping track. As the tease progressed, she eventually stripped down to an impossibly skimpy pink bikini that flaunted her all natural curves, her fantastic ass absorbing the piece of string just as her neatly trimmed snatch showed her tasty twat. She warmed up her asshole by fingering it and tasting the fingers, then moving into a large anal plug and vaginal plug before the guys started pawing her in the living room. Chris rimmed her and John gave her some kisses, Mark feeling her up before all three of them whipped out their peckers to have her suck them like she was on fire. There was a great deal of eye contact here and the fun factor she provided enhanced the replay and strokability nicely, her active riding in mouth, pussy, and ass sure to amplify her chances for future employment. Sheena throated them and was made airtight by the end of the scene, her craving for cock satisfied although I still had the impression she wanted Jules to jump in as well. The chemistry levels were modest this time but she gaped like a seasoned champion, cleaning off the men as allowed to do so, the ending wads of genetic juice deposited into her ass via anal creampie for her to lick off the floor after it oozed out.
Scene Two: Rachel Starr, the perfectly proportioned brunette featured on the center of the front cover, was up next as she teased in her pink mesh pantyhose and black boots/chap combination. Rachel also used a slow, almost luxurious approach to the tease as Jules directed her, the man handing off camera duties to kneel behind her and worship her curvy ass. Jules Jordan sported a boner in no time from this point on, Rachel pushing her ripe rump against his pants to dry hump him, her boobs given a little air time as well though the emphasis was always on her tight ass cheeks and perfect pucker. After over ten minutes of pure tease, they ended up in the bedroom where Rachel slobbed his knob aggressively, Jules gobbling her gash and ass just as effectively to warm each other up. She purred like a sex kitten the entire time too, savoring the experience as much as he did throughout the scene, the vaginal penetration positions leading to equally active anal over time. Their chemistry was solid and her eye contact enhanced the results, plenty of lubricant applied to help her push back to meet his thrusting member. Her ass cheeks jiggled delightfully too, Rachel impaling herself on Jules’ rod before he tossed out a wealth of population pudding all over her face for her to play with in this second awesome scene of the show.
Scene Three: Jada Stevens and Mischa Brooks, the lovely beauties seen standing together on the lower right hand corner of the cover, were up next in the last scene of the first disc. I like my women on the thicker side of life so these two were perfect to satiate my libido, even Jules admitting they were his “booty force” though Chris Strokes was the lucky meat puppet this time. They teased outside on a perfectly sunny day, the ladies grabbing each other and showing the kind of playfulness that most men adore watching repeatedly, their skimpy bikinis posing no impediment to some rimming or booty shaking efforts (a touch of slow motion tossed in too). Their chemistry together was mesmerizing but they ended up in the bedroom before too long, allowing for about a half hour of hardcore sexual antics with Chris after the prolonged tease. The gals continued servicing each other on the bed, fingering, rimming, gash gobbling, ad caresses, double teaming Chris orally while giving him some added friction via a lap dance of sorts. Of particular visual interest to me was when the ladies backed up to each other so their ass cheeks were touching, the ladies grinding away as lubricant was applied to give them a shiny look. Chris fed them some cock before orally sampling their goods, plowing them aggressively in turns as the ladies would assist him with the penetration positions when they were not on the receiving end of things. The oral devotion displayed was sweet and the vaginal led to anal as expected, the looks on the eyes of the ladies as they continued to keep contact with his showing how much fun they were having. Jada polished him off at the end by beating his meat while Mischa played with his balls, the round of spunk shared by the ladies as they licked his body clean of the baby batter.
Scene Four: Remy LaCroix, the impossibly cute young lady seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next in the first scene of the second disc. Remy is no stranger to the Xcritic review team, most of who pushed, promoted, and otherwise fell for last year which led to the young babe winning all sorts of award accolades. This time, Remy was scheduled to do an airtight DP, essentially getting all three of her holes filled at the same time by Jules Jordan, Chris Strokes, and Eric John. She began by teasing outside on a sunny day while wearing a pink bra and some farmer jeans cut up to become booty shorts, her hula hoop skills alone worth spending some time on (Jules showcasing them in slow motion at times). Her flat stomach and shapely rump appealed to me as much as Jules here, her bikini bottoms underneath her shorts showing ample butt munch action to make me sport the usual wood too. Remy did not get fully naked until she walked into the living room to move between the men, giving Jules a lap dance before the others were to fully enjoy her body. She alternated between the men orally as she knelt in front of them, her levels of eye contact between them as powerful as her skillful mouth action and hand to gland combat abilities. Remy savored their tastes in her mouth here but as much as they all tried to stuff her mouth full of cock at the same time, she had other itches to scratch in terms of her pussy and ass. She looked young here too, her shaven snatch and tiny titties certainly promoting her youth but her curvy ass still the focal point of the camera when she was taking it up the butt. For the record, there was not as much airtight action as I would have preferred but it did seem to lessen how much flexibility she could display so there was a tradeoff in that sense. The finish came about as she knelt before them one last time, the guys thoroughly glazing her face with splooge but going back for sloppy seconds too.
Scene Five: Nikki Delano, the fine little Latina sported on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she walked around in a garish pink dress that barely covered her rump, the scene advertised as providing her first anal. While I’m not personally moved by “firsts” in porn, at least firsts other than “first time having sex with Don”, the benefit of seeing one with partner Jules Jordan is that he almost always makes them looked like seasoned performers, not whimpering little princesses that refuse to take it all in or actively ride. I’m sure there is a market for that kind of thing too, at least my friends at JM Productions and Max Hardcore have always claimed as much, but Jules sells to a different dynamic; sexually charged ladies giving their all so they can enjoy the action too. Nikki began by climbing the stairs in her dress as she toted a large animal print purse with her, Nikki’s lack of panties enhancing her look as the camera was held low enough to see her snatch and ass as she bent over, teased, and provided scores of strokable opportunities for the camera with her shaven snatch begging for some oral attention. Her “perfect little peach” as it was called (Jules adding in the “apple” comments too) was gorgeous and the appropriate comments that followed pointed out just how awesome her proportions were if you like curvy but slender ladies. She did the usual booty drop moves and pulled out her enhanced rack, the pair carrying on a conversation outside until it was time for them to get naked indoors. She rubbed her ass against his panted pecker, his degree of excitement growing quickly as she coyly continued teasing his turgid rod. Jules rimmed her and sucked her nipples before she spent considerable time inhaling his cock orally, her superior eye contact a nice touch compared to work at lesser companies of late but the overall upgrade shown in many little ways (their chemistry notwithstanding). Nikki was a tight little fuck bunny and her ass was even tighter than expected, some time spent to warm her up so she could be more active at riding with him inside her sweet ass. The ending load of ball batter was launched all over her face too, Jules giving the impression he just came back from a prolonged, sexless, vacation given the sheer amount of spew he gave her, Nikki cleaning him off orally though the scene cut out a bit too quickly for my tastes.
Scene Six: AJ Applegate, the bewitchingly attractive blond featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she teased outside on the sunny day. I’ve seen her in several fuck flicks so far and she is already building up a following thanks to how talented and good looking she is, the resolution of the camera high enough to show her fine hairs as Jules zoomed in on her perfect ass. Her thin thong rode up her crack as she climbed the stairs outside, her stockings adding some flavor though her powerful legs were appealing to me too. This was billed as her first DP though she has only been credited with a total of fewer than ten movie credits according to the IAFD at this writing. Her mesh panties and matching top were complimented by some tall heels, the gal sporting a shaven snatch like some of her peers in the movie. The tease continued with the oiling up of her ass (whew!) and the gal massaging herself for the camera, some milk poured on her ass crack too (far less appealing to a lactose intolerant guy like myself) before the all natural hotty went to meet Chris Strokes and Mark Wood under the shaded pavilion. She grabbed their dicks and they grabbed her all over, AJ kneeling to blow both of them in turns until the guys would alternate pounding away at her snatch and then ass. She kept great eye contact and showed she was into the action all the time, actively riding them vaginally and anally while giving just enough head to lay claim to doing taste testing. The majority of the penetrative acts took place inside the house when they took a break from outdoors, some gash gobbling and rimming capping off the powerful penetration positions. AJ knelt as the guys stroked their balls dry of spew to feed her sexual appetites, some slow motion added in to provide better perspective of just where it all landed (in and around her mouth for swallowing.
Summary: Ass Worship 14 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was as smoking hot as I could have hoped for, earning of Xcritic Pick for any fans of hardcore gonzo anal. The double disc approach provided more quality fuck for the buck than anyone else on the market is routinely providing, there was no reliance on previously shot material to boost the score (all the scenes were brand new), and the technical values were good enough to enhance a cast of booty babes such as Jada Stevens, Mischa Brooks, Rachel Starr, Remy LaCroix, AJ Applegate, Nikki Delano, and Sheena Shaw. Over four hours of highly strokable material with a bunch of extra sex footage in the lengthy BTS helped make this a huge winner, the substantial amounts of tease and power fucking setting the bar for the rest of the year. In short, Ass Worship 14 was the director’s flagship anal title starring all his top picks for the moment, lots of tease, sunlit ass cheeks, and fun factor enhancing the final marks so give it a look if you demand quality and quantity from your smut.
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