Extras: The extras began with a 26:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Eric Masterson, Director David Lord going into detail about what he likes and how the movie came about (the man wearing a t-shirt for his impressive Grindhouse XXX movie I enjoyed so much awhile back) before clips of the ladies took over most of the footage. For the record, David was always the one working the camera of the movie shooting though the credits list Francois Clousot as the director of photography. There was then a photogallery, an 8:18 minute long “Pornstar Bag” feature which takes a look at the suitcases of the female performers to rate them according to how slutty, edgy, and cluttered the contents are (quite funny), a web link, 22:55 minutes of interviews of the ladies as they were being made up, and some trailers with most offering 3 variations each (hardcore, softcore, and Youtube).
Audio/Video Quality: Trashy was presented in the expected widescreen as shot by director David Lord for Adam & Eve. Francois Clousot actually handled director of photography chores while Shadow Bradley was credited as editor, the entire stylish production looking like a lot of people contributed beyond the two day shooting schedule. David worked the camera and Jack Vegas served as his PA, Ric Rodney credited as the lighting gaffer while Melissa Makeup handled the garish makeup chores. In terms of the stylish look provided in all the scenes, David went with an edgy sort of look here, the lighting better suited for impact than providing the clearest resolution and look at the ladies; definitely a look one will either like or hate in an “MTV in a blender” sort of way. So it wasn’t exactly my thing in terms of the look here but fans of heavily tattooed ladies getting all slutty should find this quite interesting. The editing was rapid paced and did not always showcase the ladies the way I wanted them to be either yet I found it curiously interesting much of the time. The aural qualities of the show were another take it or leave it prospect, the loud musical score taking top spot in the mix even though some parts provided loud vocals as well, the audio not credited to anyone as I recall.
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Body of Review: David Lord is a director known for his varied visions come to life for companies such as Adam & Eve. His parodies have won acclaim and his all sex releases have proven him to be competitive against all comers, his side projects often providing the kind of risk taking few of his peers offer these days. Such was the case with Trashy, billed as the first in a trilogy of movies, the show providing five scenes of appropriately slutty ladies with lots of tattoos and outfits you generally don’t see outside the big city. The rock-inspired look and sound of the scenes gave those that are sick and tired of “pretty porn” a chance to enjoy something different, my initial reaction being that this was not my favorite kind of look or sound. Still, with ladies such as Juelz Ventura, Christy Mack, and Angelina Valentine, I thought I would take a chance of enjoying it myself with admittedly mixed results. The back cover described the movie like this: “When it rains, it pours, and in acclaimed director David Lord's Trashy, the downpour of naughty has just begun... The first title in a sexual trilogy from Rock Star Entertainment and Adam & Eve Pictures, Trashy showcases the darker side of adult with the hottest tattooed and pierced stars performing in five pulsating scenes of raw sexuality. Starring glam rock goddess Christy Mack, Brandy Aniston, Angelina Valentine, Juelz Ventura, Candy Manson and Angela Sommers, this is truly the beginning of three unique looks at adult that will leave you anxiously awaiting the next. Shot entirely in true high definition, Trashy features high-end visuals, rock & roll, and all the stuff your parents warned you about. This is the start of something legendary... Trashy...here cums the rain!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Juelz Ventura, a brunette fuck bunny with a body built for speed, was up first in a white room with an awesome car (fans of the director will recognize it). She wore torn mesh stockings and booty shorts, stripper boots and a skimpy top with a hairstyle reminding me of an old Mad Max movie. She rubbed herself during the tease as she posed around the car, slowly revealing all the body parts one could ask for. As the scene continued, Tommy Gunn joined her, the man dressed like a street thug circa the 1950’s, the couple sending off sparks as she slobbed his knob so deeply with the streamers flying around her face. Juelz kept great eye contact and offered up lots of energy, her coy hummer leading Tommy to gobble her gash and ass before boning her like he owned her. The active vaginal led to nearly as strong anal, Juelz embracing her slutty side to pour on the enthusiasm, licking at the genetic juice as Tommy tossed most of it on her boobs.
Scene Two: Angelina Valentine, another tattooed brunette with a decidedly slutty look, was up next as she copped a squat in the defaced bathroom stall, her booty shorts cast aside quickly as she squirmed around in a messy, garish look of her own. She masturbated until the music stopped and she was blowing Barry Scott, her curvy ass begging to be fucked as she took all he had to offer down her throat. The active blowjob led to him vaginally fucking her, then savoring her juices orally, Angelina providing a lot of slutty dirty talk. This was strictly vaginal and continued no discernible chemistry between the two performers, her performance much stronger than his but always a performance nonetheless. He came in her mouth during her final blowjob too, the small line of population pudding being the only evidence he bust a nut at all.
Scene Three: Christy Mack, the fetching young lady featured on the front cover (with the big hair), was up next in her cover attire in a scene shot with a lot of rain effects. The tease actually looked great as her smeared makeup and dirty skin enhanced her leather accessories, the rain finally allowed to soak her when TJ Cummings walked into the picture. They embraced as the water coated them, the two pawing each other and kissing like long lost lovers. She dropped down to blow him briefly and they then moved into a standing doggy to vaginally fuck, Christy kneeling on a nearby bench at times to continue enjoying his pecker inside her snatch. She grunted a lot and he was thankfully quiet, the man spanking her ripe rump as they tried several positions to get off. She kept fine eye contact and they seemed to enjoy working together, the heated scene resulting in him launching a wad of spunk toward her face though much stuck to his own hand. Christy than devoured his cock in a post coital hummer, licking his fingers clean as the scene faded out.
Scene Four: Candy Manson, playing a jaded older MILF in bed, and younger blond Angela Sommers, playing the kitten to her cougar, were up next in a lesbian bedroom tryst. Each wore slutty attire to promote their role in the scene, Angela wearing something bright, cheerful and more youthful while Candy seemed much darker. Angela teased first, slowly removing her attire while Candy sat looking at her like a piece of meat, Candy reciprocating with a show of her own before they started gobbling each other’s gashes and fingering one another. Candy eventually brought forth a silver vibrator to assist in vaginal penetration, Angela following instructions to apply an anal plug to Candy when it was her turn. Neither of the two seemed to be overly into the action, at least to me, but it was an okay paint by numbers lesbian scene all the same.
Scene Five: Brandy Aniston, another big boobed brunette wearing stripper boots, was up last on stage dancing with a metal pole as two light machines poured on some laser effects, a fog machine adding some effects as she took off her clothing to the loud, abrasive music. Her fleshy ass and DSL’s looked ready for action, Seth Gamble joining her in a chair by the pole so she could give him a lap dance. She grinded her ass into his crotch and left a snail trail on his leg, his hands roaming her frame until she jumped off to grab his cock for a blowjob. Brandy easily engulfed his rod during an enthusiastic hummer, Seth going down on her afterwards which led to some vaginal fucking. Brandy was an active rider and impaled herself on his modest member, a few positions soon draining his balls of splooge that he tossed off to her face (Brandy tasting the ball batter but not shown swallowing any).
Summary: Trashy by director David Lord for Adam & Eve grew on me quickly enough to appreciate it as a title to rate as Recommended even though I prefer less editing, stronger and flatter lighting, and ladies with more natural racks. The levels of enthusiasm and energy combined well with the sheer sluttiness of the ladies, making this one stand out as a sharp contrast to titles like the recently reviewed “Young and Glamorous 4” that populate the market much more often. As porn is one of those areas where personal tastes can vary so much, I strongly suggest you check out the trailer linked above to get an idea of what you are getting into but as I have said repeatedly in the past, David Lord is always on my “must watch” list for the way he can weave such a strong set of visuals into strokable porn with replay value. In short, Trashy will best serve those viewers who like their women heavily tattooed and offering big racks, each of them acting in slutty fashion under an assortment of visuals that you just do not find that often in porn so if you’re looking for something off the beaten track, check this one out.
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