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Big Naturals 26

Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 2/18/13

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Category: Big Boobs/Gonzo/Natural



Cast: Britney Young/Vicky Vixen/Alyssa Lewis/Ruby/Maserati/Trixie/Voodoo/J Mac

Release Date: 1/8/2013

Extras: Photo Gallery/Web

Runtime: 225 Mins

Scene 1:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Tit Fucking/Blowjob/Cunnilingus/Missionary/Reverse Cowgirl/Ass Eating/Doggie/Cum on Tits (Low Volume)

As the first scene in 'Big Naturals 26' begins we see Voodoo talking toward the camera with an uncredited female director. After a short time Ruby makes her grand entrance, in a Tom Cruise (via Risky Business) affectation. The two flirt a bit and talk with our director a little more before devising the plan of playing some hide and seek. Ruby then runs to hide as the camera closely follows, and apparently she isn't very good at this game because she ran under a glass table. Anyways, Voodoo ultimately finds her shortly afterwards and the scene begins as he pulls out his beef tip to begin in a preliminary tit fucking. Voodoo continues talking a lot through this, but it's actually making for a fun atmosphere because Ruby is playing along very well. The bj begins after, but is very short and ends up leading to Voodoo giving a munch to Ruby's pussy. Still tons of talking going on, mostly Voodoo yelling into the camera about how awesome Ruby's natural tits are, etc. The scene goes forward, and tends to lack genuineness in my opinion, because of the overdone antics that are literally constant. The sex begins in a missionary style, and so far is pretty uneventful. We move through a variant of positions, never really reaching a high point, before Voodoo later releases his jizz juice over Ruby's bountiful breasts. This scene was pretty weak, the funny games became not-so-funny in the long run, and fizzled out pretty much any hopes of this being a nice scene.

 Click here for a photo gallery and trailer from this scene courtesy of Data18/RealityKings


Scene 2:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Vicky Vixen/Voodoo

Tease/Female Masturbation/Blowjob/Tit Fucking/Reverse Cowgirl/Missionary/Doggie/Spooning/Cum on Tits (Medium Volume)

Next up is milfalicious Vicky Vixen, who is freshening up in the bathroom as our cameraman shares in a little conversation with her. After a short time, Vicky decides to jump in the shower, leaving her wife beater on for effect. The shower segment mostly consists of the cameraman mindlessly gooning in acceptance of Vicky's antics. This goes on for a bit and includes some nice masturbatory moments before Voodoo walks in to the shower and shows Vicky what he's working with. The scene gets going well here with Voodoo jumping behind Vicky as she strokes his dick while standing in front of him. Lots of tit play here as the camera focuses mainly on Vicky's chesticles throughout these moments. When the bj begins we move into a pov format, as Vicky gives some wonderful eye contact while milking Voodoo's lollipop and mixing in some fantastic tit-fucks as well. The sex begins in a reverse cowgirl position and progresses pretty nicely actually. Vicky seems very into the sex, and continues to masturbate herself through almost the entire scene. The scene caps off with Vicky furiously sucking Voodoo's pole before he finally releases his boy sauce atop Vicky's tits. This scene was pretty good, in comparison to the scene before this, it was amazing, but overall...a little over mediocre.

Click here for a photo gallery and trailer from this scene courtesy of Data18/RealityKings


Scene 3:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Alyssa Lewis/Rocco Reed

FoodPlay/Blowjob/Missionary/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggie/Cum on Tits (Low Volume)

Scene 3 starts out with cutie Alyssa Lewis. Alyssa is lokks to be cooking a meal of sorts, as our cameragirl talks with her a little bit. Alyssa shows off her tits for awhile here, using some random props at times as well as just "letting them breathe" so to speak. This part gets pretty long, before eventually Rocco Reed steps into the picture. A tiny bit of foodplay as we move forward, and the scene eventually begins with Rocco munching on Alyssa's funbags. The bj begins pretty abruptly but leads me to believe there actually might be a possibility of this scene being decent, a thought I just recently felt had long passed. The bj is pretty good, nothing crazy sloppy but a standard issue fair blowjob I suppose. The sex later begins in a missionary position as Alyssa lay with her legs spread on the stool while Rocco takes the plunge. Sex continues in an average fashion, with fair moments sporadically laced throughout the scene, but all in all there was way too much monotone moaning and lifelessness fucking for me to say this scene was good. The scene later ends after Rocco shoots a fairly minuscule load over Alyssa's ample breasts. This scene didn't have it, and I could pretty much tell from the moment it began. Just no spark whatsoever. Blah.

Click here for a photo gallery and trailer from this scene courtesy of Data18/RealityKings


Scene 4:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Britney Young/Voodoo

Oil Play/Blowjob/Missionary/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl/Spooning/Cum on Tits (Low Volume)

The next scene begins as our cameragirl and Voodoo are having an outdoor barbecue and talking a bit before Britney Young eventually steps into the picture. Voodoo and the cameragirl continue their wild fun n' games through these moments, and the more that I have to hear it, the more I realize how ridiculously unfunny these two are. The sex takes literally forever to start in this scene, I swear I've been watching for over 20 minutes and all I have to show for it is, well....nothing. Finally, Voodoo gets Britney into her underwear and eventually the scene begins, kind of. Voodoo then feels her up and Britney honestly looks more uncomfortable than horny if you ask me, and she constantly regergitates whatever answer she thinks Voodoo want to hear when he asks her something. "You like that baby?!" "Uh Huh!" GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Voodoo is so fucking busy with being a comedian throughout this scene that it never gets a chance to get anywhere. It's just plain stupid. The sex finally starts with Voodoo munching on Britney's muffin as she actually sounds a little more lively here, but I'm pretty positive that this scene is well past any hopes of being even partly good. The cunnilingus goes on for way too long, and this scene is again boring. Which is funny to me, because you have this gorgeous girl, you have a guy with a monster dick to fuck her, and the scene just sucks. What the fuck. The sex goes through a couple of positions, and Britney does actually make an effort to pick the scene up but I'm already so far past my breaking point, this scene has absolutely no chance. It all comes to an end with Voodoo releasing a pretty meager sized load over Britney's tits. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, do not watch this scene. It was fucking bad. This scene should have been scrapped and used as a guide on how NOT to direct and edit a scene. Hottest girl in the movie so far, worst scene, and that's saying something.

Click here for a photo gallery and trailer form this scene courtesy of Data18/RealityKings


Scene 5:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Maserati/J Mac

Tease/Cunnilingis/Blowjob/Tit Fucking/Missionary/Reverse Cowgirl/Spooning/Doggie/Cum on Tits (Medium Volume)

The fifth scene begins as we see mega-boobed ebony hottie Maserati. The scene again takes forever to get moving but there is actually some decent tease intermingled into the introductory moments before the sex. The action begins again with some cunnilingus, before moving into a pretty good blowjob and tit-fucking mix. Maserati is super hot in these moments, and her monster tits are only adding to the effect. Midway through, J Mac oils up Maserati's ass and titties before the sex finally begins in a missionary style banging. The sex is pretty good, and the chemistry between the two is definitely a nice change of pace from most of this horrible movie. As the scene progresses, action stays pretty much the same but some rather epic moments during the doggie style where Maserati's picturesque ass looks outstanding. The scene caps off as J Mac busts his gunk over Maserati's massive melons and the screen fades soon after. This scene was a lot better than the last, but still nothing amazing.

Click here for a photo gallery and trailer from this scene courtesy of Data18/RealityKings


Scene 6:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Trixie/J Mac

Tease/Cunnilingis/Blowjob/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggie/Missionary/Cowgirl/Cum on Tits (Medium Volume)

Thankfully, we're in the final scene here, and it begins as we see the gorgeous Trixie sunbathing in a wet t-shirt next to J Mac. Trixie is adorable as our cameraman shares in some conversation with her, cracking a couple of shitty jokes in the process. [Is it a prerequisite in Reality Kings scenes to tell shitty jokes and drag the scene as long as possible before the sex happens? I swear it must be.] Anyways, after way too much talking again, and complete overkill of the wet t-shirt thing, the scene gets underway with Trixie getting a little muff munch action from J Mac. The bj comes next and Trixie seems to be giving a pretty nice one here as she gives a couple glances into the camera. The sex starts in a reverse cowgirl position having a fair amount of energy put into it, but fading quickly as it seems the couple are more waiting for their cue on what to do next than anything. After eventually joining the sub-par ranks of the rest of this film, the scene ends with J Mac shooting his ball batter over Trixie's tits in completely mediocre fashion. This scene was whatever, this movie was terrible.

Click here for a photo gallery and trailer form this scene courtesy of Data18/RealityKings



I will simply tell you this: DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE. Reality Kings has their fair share of decent content, there's no denying that, but this collection of scenes was utterly excruciating to have to sit through. The current price of this one is $22.99, and I'm guessing a membership to their site is pretty close to the same price, so again, you do the math. This is yet another movie that proves that quantity stands above quality for these guys. Don't support this. Sure, they have some great stars on their site, which obviously make the scenes for them, but there is no creativity or originality anywhere in this film, it was absolutely ridiculous.



i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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