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This Ain't Terminator XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 2/19/13


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

This Isn’t Terminator XXX
Hustler Video
Directed/Written/Produced by Axel Braun
Date of Production:
Running Time: 1:41:31

Starring:

Dick Delaware
Bailey Blue
Brendon Miller
Julia Ann
Juelz Ventura
Melina Mason
Leya Falcon
Alex Gonz
Billy Glide
Brett Rossi

Special Features:

2 Disc Collector’s Box Set
3D Glasses Included
Trailers-6
Behind the Scenes/Interviews-17:36 with Brendon, Dick, Bailey, Brett, Melina and Sabrina
Photo Slide Show
Hot Sex Talk
Animated Chapter Index
Select a Star

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 224 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 4-7 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

A horny cyborg is sent from the future to kill Sarah Conner, a young woman whose life will have a great impact on humanity in years to come. Thankfully, the Terminator has one weakness: pussy.

From award winning director Axel Braun comes a new hilarious 3D spoof that will once again raise the bar for porn parodies!

So it has taken awhile for the comedy to show up, but luckily when it does, its thanks to Brendon. I can see why you aren’t given a non sex version of this film, not too much story, and they really breeze through it. So it depends on what you expect from your porn parodies.

And I just went to see what my fellow reviewer Don gave this one, and I am a little surprised, as he gave it a rent it rating. It’s not a perfect movie, but I would say that there is enough here to warrant a RECOMMENDED rating from me. I think that the cast of ladies involved make it worth watching, and there are some decent nods to the original, but like I said, not much story in this one.

Juelz/Alex/Billy (SPOTLIGHT SCENE)

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And we are starting off with a bang, as Juelz has got two guys just waiting to have some fun with her. And that fun begins with some oral love as she bobs and gags, and because it’s Juelz, there will be plenty of spit involved. Alex slides in from behind and grabs on to her ass, while Juelz continues to show her love for Billy’s cock. And it’s safe to assume that Juelz has no problem taking on these two guys, making sure to keep both satisfied. There is some finger play in her ass, so maybe we can cross our fingers for a DP in the future. I may not write a lot about this scene, and that is just cause I am enjoying what I see, and don’t want to miss anything. That body and sexual appetite of Juelz and you know why. Some reverse cowgirl on the hood of the car, while she makes sure Alex and his cock are not left out, going to be plenty of dents on this car hood when they are done. She ends up on her knees and begs for their cum, Alex first, followed by Billy who leaves some cum on her tits.

Brett/Melina

They are giving our Terminator a little show, as they lick and suck on each other’s tits, then it’s time to get those shorts off. Brett dives into her pussy and gives it a few kisses, and then makes her way down her leg before heading back to the promised land. Some nice finger and tongue play follow. Both lovely ladies with some great bodies, so once again,  you can just sit back and enjoy the fun. And speaking of great bodies, we get a nice look at Brett’s ass, as she takes a seat on Melina’s face, as she tongues her pussy. But she doesn’t leave her out, as she leans back and rubs her pussy, while she is being eaten out. The fun continues in some 69 fun, as Melina really has some fun with Brett’s ass, as it bounces in her face. And don’t worry folks, we get a nice look at Melina’s ass, as Brett is using fingers and her tongue on her pussy.

Leya/Dick

And it’s our very own Leya Falcon up next, as Sarah Conner, and she can’t wait to show this stranger why people ask for her by name, as she shows off her oral skills, deep throating and licking every inch of his cock. And it’s going to be a wet BJ as she continues to attack his cock like an animal. And the Terminator ends up dropping a nice load on her big tits.

Julia/Dick

So apparently there are a lot of Sarah Conner out there, well lucky for him, they are all hot, and Julia is no exception to that rule. She still looks amazing, and hasn’t lost a step or her sexual appetite, as we are about to see. Her oral skills are refined and of course his cock ends up in between her glorious tits. Seems she is driving this Terminator crazy with her oral skills, hopefully he’ll get more than just a BJ this times. Well that answers that, as she slides off her panties and climbs on for some reverse cowgirl fun. Seems the couch is giving them a few issues, but they work through it. And after she gets him to take off his pants, she gives him a nice surprise and climbs on top and lets him slide inside her ass, while he licks her tits, not a bad day at all. But have no fear, the anal continue as she bends over and sticks out her ass, and waits for him to be back inside her. It must have been awhile since I have seen her do a BG scene, as I had no idea she did so much anal.  The anal continues in some spoon, as she rubs her pussy, and he tries to cum, and when he does, he leaves a very nice money shot on her ass.

Bailey/Brendon

Another girl that made an impression on me at AEE was Bailey Blue, and lucky for me, I get a chance to see her in action finally. And it’s time to have some fun, as she strokes his cock, while slipping out of her clothes. She grabs on tight, as she sucks and swallows him, licking every inch. He sets her on the desk and slides off her pants and panties, as she spreads her legs wide, as he teases her pussy with his cock, before some finger play begins. He also throws in some tongue play, as she begins to moan and purr with delight. He grabs onto her leg and slides inside her pussy, as he gives her tit’s a few slaps. Like I said I am fairly new to her, but I am guessing she likes to be submissive, we shall see if I am correct with more research. Dear Lord this lady knows how to show off her body, as she leans over the desk and waits for him to slide back inside her pussy. Some intense and energetic doggy, as the sweat begins to drip. He lays down on the desk and she is back to showing her oral appreciation before climbing on for some reverse cowgirl, watch out for the light. If they ever need a young Drew Barrymore for a parody, Bailey is your girl. And gotta love the sweaty hot body of Bailey, as she is definitely making a positive impression on me. They are back to some missionary as the heat between these two is definitely rising, and he pulls out and cums all over her pussy, as she realizes she can’t get pregnant now.


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