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Inspector Anal

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/28/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Inspector Anal

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Mike Adriano

Cast: Abbey Brooks, Mike Adriano, Chastity Lynn, London Keyes, Anissa Kate, Chanel Preston; Adrianna Nicole & Dana DeArmond in the bonus scene only

Length: 359:42 minutes (199:39 minutes & 160:03 minutes)

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: The first disc had a cast list, a company website trailer, and some director websites but the second offered trailers, filmographies, photogalleries, a cumshot recap, cast list, and websites but the best extra was the 28:29 minute long bonus scene from Filthy Cocksucking Auditions described below starring Adrianna Nicole & Dana DeArmond with Mike Adriano.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Inspector Anal was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. The scenes were all shot with basic lighting to eliminate any shadows, texture, or hints of color variations. The set up was simple with the basic tease, then Mike would join in for various forms of intercourse (a very strong emphasis on all sorts of anal exploits), all in some form of point of view fashion. It was not perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual, fans of well rounded women certain to appreciate it. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English but there wasn’t much to talk about aurally speaking though, the tease portion of the scenes employed music but the rest of the show was fairly easy to hear the vocals even if it sounded like a home camera shot them.

Body of Review: Mike Adriano is one of the kinkier anal directors at Evil Angel these days, his devotion to all things ass related making him increasingly popular. While he enjoys showcasing ladies wearing booty shorts, lingerie, and taking large toys in their asses, he is also known for his love of point of view (POV) work that allows him to partake in the sex, his latest fuck flick to make it my way being Inspector Anal. The movie was another lengthy double disc effort, clocking in at just under six hours (if you include the lengthy bonus scene, even longer). The cast included a set of hotties such as Chanel Preston, Chastity Lynn, London Keyes, Anissa Kate, and Abbey Brooks, and plenty of others worth your time, money, and seed.


Here is what the company website said about the show: “Rectally obsessed director Mike Adriano uses every tool at his disposal to explore a girl's intimate areas. "Inspector Anal" is a two-disc collection of brand new scenes in which Mike satisfies his twisted curiosity, penetrating his luscious co-stars with the help of a miniature camera and the occasional hole-stretching speculum. And there's lots of Mike's trademark drooling, ass licking, POV-style blowjobbery and hard-core anal perversion. Big, buxom blonde Abbey Brooks squeezes the director's dick between her massive melons and reveals the pink interior of her colon before a serious ass reaming. Pretty and petite Chastity Lynn gets her gaping asshole inspected and takes Mike's camera probe down her gullet. After a nasty session of ass-to-mouth buggery and deep-throat face fucking, Chastity jacks his thick shaft for a mouthful of creamy cum. London Keyes, a naturally voluptuous Asian sex bomb, teases us with her plump ass cheeks, then submits to close-up study of her rectum and vagina. Mike butt-fucks the sultry superslut and sprays her with a messy load of sperm. Stunning French beauty Anissa Kate opens herself wide to Mike's view and enjoys a savage rectal ramming that leads to a cum facial. Dick-loving beauty Chanel Preston worships Mike's bunghole and gets her big ass, wet mouth and sweet pussy examined with his hi-tech instruments. There's even a previously released bonus threesome featuring spit-slathered, ass-hungry whores Dana DeArmond and Adrianna Nicole. Embracing the farthest reaches of technology, "Inspector Anal" delves deeply inside every orifice a hot woman has to offer!” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Abbey Brooks, the curvy blond featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first and looked like she lost a fair amount of weight since I last saw one of her scenes. She was wearing her cover outfit that looked even skimpier from the front, her crazy sweet ass looking riper and tastier than ever. Mike Adriano interviewed her briefly before savoring her ass a little, stuffing his face between her cheeks to appreciate her rump, her shaven parts adding to the appeal even before he rimmed her and gobbled her gash. Abbey loved it when he stuck his tongue in her ass and this continued on the treadmill inside the house, some boob play and food fetish tricks leading to the plethora of toy use. Abbey provided a stream of dirty talk too, soon applying her oral skills to slob his knob and toss his salad, spitting to lubricate his cock for a handjob as well. Abbey offered great eye contact and a fine titty fuck when she oiled up her tits, her enthusiasm and chemistry with Mike enhancing the replay value as well as the fun factor enjoyment of the involved parties. There was more oral between the active anal penetration positions, Abbey sadly not swallowing his genetic juice with a seductive smile in an otherwise awesome starting scene for an excellent movie.

Scene Two: Chastity Lynn, the sexy blond bombshell seen featured on the middle of the right side of the cover, was up next in the home gym of Mike Adriano, her yellow short barely covering her tits. Her pretty eyes were as enchanting as ever, the gal’s firm ass featured as she stuck candy in it for eating. Mike followed up with his toys and inspected her thoroughly, the speculum a part of all the scenes for the show, Chastity purring when he rimmed her which led to some ultra close up shots of lower quality resolution, returning to the main camera before too long. It was erotic to see them play though, more oral action and kissing leading to anal and a blowjob, her innocent look in complete contrast to the way she sucked him off. Mike fucked her welcoming ass some more and she cleaned him off with her tongue, soon stuffing a black anal plug in her ass and tasting it before more fucking and her oral led to some tossing of his salad (rimming his ass). She was a very active in the wonderful reverse cowgirl anal too, taking his cock balls deep inside her ass while panting heatedly. Unlike Abbey, Chastity swallowed the whole load of population pudding too, at least what she jerked into her mouth so passionately in the chemistry filled scene.

Scene Three: London Keyes, the beautiful Asian cutie seen on the upper middle of the front cover, was up next in her sexy cover attire, the red & black lingerie looking stellar on the fetching young lady. She initially squirmed on the white couch as her thong rode deep into her ass crack, Mike Adriano feeding off her fingers before going straight to the tap once she shook her moneymaker on the treadmill. He had her panties pulled down just below her juicy ass cheeks as she walked, some anal play and titty play by herself leading to Mike jumping back in to eat her out. This worked wonders for London too, his devotion to booty duty driving her crazy with desire though she also seemed to enjoy his gash gobbling and titty sucking too. From there they deployed toys on her ass and the super close up camera mentioned previously, her virtually invisible ass hairs much larger when examined in macro photography. London then gave him a superb blowjob, as messy as it was, she showed no inclination to slow down or clean up as she devoured him so very well. Their chemistry established, they anally fucked in numerous positions, London pushing back to meet his thrusting member as he grabbed her cheeks from time to time, rimming her again but focusing his efforts on porking her precious pucker until his spunk was tossed off to her face, the baby batter landing as much around her face as into her mouth but little appeared to be swallowed. So ended the scenes from the first disc; enough anal play and fuck for the buck to merit a great rating all by itself.

Scene Four: Anissa Kate, the French brunette with big boobs seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc. She wore a weird outfit that consisted of some metallic booty shorts and a spiked bra, her high heels complimenting her as well as she posed for Mike Adriano outside. Anissa was impossibly thin for such a curvy gal but Mike took plenty of time warming her up, using some honey for both of them to enjoy as he had her disrobe. Her thong appeared briefly once her shorts were removed but as hot as it looked on her, it was discarded in favor of granting Mike full access to rimming her. They then used more honey for him to eat her snatch, his pecker already as stiff as could be when she began fingering her own ass. The prolonged oral by Mike led to the toy use (including the speculum) and the insertable camera, Anissa’s insides looking as clean as any of the others in the show. She then provided an energetic hummer to him, the honey used to sweeten the deal adding to the effect given her solid eye contact and devotion to giving him a lot of oral pleasure. She then rimmed him, going lightly at first but soon throwing herself into the perverted activity as she tickled his ass with the tip of her tongue. This soon landed her in the focal point again with Mike plowing her asshole like he was driven to tear her in half, Anissa a passive rider until she let loose in cowgirl variations. Anissa spoke French a lot and his limited understanding of the language only made him pound her hard, the erotic use of honey allowing both to do more oral until the final round of hammering anal led to his splooge tossed off all over her face, some swallowed.

Scene Five: Chanel Preston, the award winning Xcritic blogger featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up last but certainly not least. She wore her cover attire and looked stunning, to say the least, her face, body, and personality making her the perfect choice for just about any movie; certainly one by Mike Adriano. As she lounged outside on a white couch, Mike came up behind her to feel her ass up, Chanel posing for him to display her “thicker” ass though her stockings kept her sliding off too. Her ass cheeks ate her panties and she teased with some emphasis on her boobs and ass cheeks, her playful nature always welcome in her works as she doffed the clothing to reveal more and more of her luscious body to the camera. The tease continued in the gym where she walked on the treadmill, her panties pulled down and Mike rimming her at length before spending a little time on her snatch too. His oral led to ample toy use and the aforementioned inspection camera work, Chanel going down on his pecker like she was totally into it. Her oral skills added to her overall sensual appeal, her willingness to simply enjoy the moment and lick his ass in messy fashion soon rewarded with a variety of anal penetration positions. Chanel was active from the very first position, squatting over his cock to impale herself rapidly though Mike did much of the work in positions such as doggy. Throughout the scene, a very lengthy scene at that, their mutual chemistry was well established too, the amount of eye contact she provided helping elevate the movie as a whole, not just the scene by itself, and this amounted to her best scene of the year for gonzo fans. The action ended when she knelt in front of him and he beat his meat to deposit his ball batter straight to her open mouth, Chanel hungrily devouring his cock in a final blowjob before spitting out the spew onto her tits, a semen goatee remaining and some swallowed.

Bonus Scene: Filthy Cocksucking Auditions: Adrianna Nicole and Dana DeArmond, both well known extreme queens in porn for years now, were up next with Mike, the gals looking better than ever as partially shown on the upper left hand corner of the cover. Adrianna was the fleshier of the pair but every pound was welcome given her tremendous degree of sex positive attitude, Dana overly made up by comparison but also coming across as just as wanton as her friend. They striped before going at Mike’s cock in tandem, no portion of his genitalia escaping their oral action including his ass. They appeared to really like each other and adore Mike too, their ability to pour on the sexual energy a driving force in the scene that allowed them to be as sloppy as they wanted to be while still putting on quite a nasty show. The scene ended when Dana stole the wad of semen, some of it coming out her nose as the two ladies compared notes.

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Summary: Inspector Anal by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel had a great deal of enthusiasm, strokability, and the casting provided a fantastic selection of diverse and attractive women earning their keep so I rated it as Highly Recommended, depending on your tastes. Mike brings a devotion to ass that few of his peers still possess in their scenes, his personal undertaking to get all the ladies off if at all possible helping to make this a winner with the youth theme the cherry on the top of the mix. In short, Inspector Anal was exactly what a fan might expect of the director, a double disc extravaganza full of kinky anal antics, and starring cover hotties Abbey Brooks, Chastity Lynn, London Keyes, and others worthy of your time, baby batter, and energy. Fans of Mike’s past works will acknowledge this as a “must have” on numerous levels, the strokable levels of fuck for the buck as great as anything else the director has made in recent times.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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