Cast: Tory Lane, Angelina Valentine, Toni Ribas, Sheena Shaw, Manuel Ferrara, Veronica Avluv, Mr. Pete, Dani Daniels, Aleksa Nichole
Length: 156:43 minutes
Date of Production: 1/31/2013
Extras: The best extra was the 33:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where Tony Flush interviewed the ladies in various states of undress (them, not him), a lot of humor added to make it interesting to watch. There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, a cast list, and some websites for those keeping track.
Audio/Video Quality: Squirt Machines 2was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was strong and the edits were decent, if minimal, though some came at moments just before the “squirt” for the scenes so your mileage may vary as to their authenticity. Otherwise, the fleshtones were solid and the visual elements of the show were on the high end, a company watermark located on the lower right corner for those who care. The aural components of the show were more basic in nature, the sound coming from the actual shoot rather than handled in post production. The vocals were easily heard and the music was limited to minor portions of the movie such as the credits, minor background noises heard at times but not so many as to be disruptive.
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Body of Review: Chris Streams is one of the few directors I have championed in recent years, his works at Jules Jordan Video finally starting to gain substantial acclaim during the recent award season as others caught on. Chris tackles a variety of subgenres in the gonzo field, his latest a follow up to a five year old title called Squirt Machines 2. Just like all things porn, there are many myths surrounding the subject of “squirting” or female ejaculation; myself counted as a non-believer outside of a handful of ladies that I have personally gotten gushy wet by my own hand. The ladies that shoot large streams of fluids are usually counted as taking a piss but whatever your beliefs, there are some who put on quite a show of it. In this flick, the high end talent included ladies such as Sheena Shaw, Dani Daniels, and Veronica Avluv to name a few; the front cover showcasing each of the ladies in the cast well enough to hint at their various assets so consider my review to help a bit too. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Tory Lane and Angelina Valentine, two of the most extreme “extreme queens” ever to enter the ranks of porn, were up first with Toni Ribas. They could be seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover pawing each other, an act they did continuously throughout their scene together while both did varying amounts of anal and oral, some vaginal sex tossed into the tryst as well. To say they had a lot of energy and enthusiasm would be an understatement at very least, the biggest weakness of the scene for me was in how they seemed to be performing, despite their levels of eye contact and active riding. Of note was Angelina’s ripe rump and very sexy red DSL’s, her black lingerie enhancing her appearance as she smoked a cancer stick in the brick loft setting. The short tease over, the ladies attacked Toni by licking him all over, swallowing his sword and double teaming him completely. They sat on his face and rode his rod aggressively, some lesbian loving added in for good measure before the ending wad of genetic juice landed on their faces for sharing. Of the two ladies, Tory was the most realistic squirter.
Scene Two: Sheena Shaw, the foxy lean blond in red lingerie seen on the middle of the right side of the front cover, was up next as she pranced about during her tease. She moaned a bit and was largely quiet, following the director’s wishes as she posed seductively and masturbated her all natural body. I especially liked it when she arched her back to emphasize her shapely ass, her pretty eyes as alluring as ever just as her dirty talk was inspiring to me too. Her whispered comments soon led to Manuel Ferrara joining her, the man eating her ass and gobbling her gash before she slobbed his knob with some passion. This came after a short bout of vaginal boning, some rough stuff and kissing while she beat his meat leading to her gyrating her ass on his face. After that, he took her ass hard with his pecker, a light sheen of sweat covering both of them as they bumped uglies in heated fashion. He used his hand to gland combat skills to get off her with a bunch of fluid displacement while she drained his balls of population pudding by power sucking and fucking him like crazy, the ending kneeling position showing her devotion as she took his semen by force, then getting her off before feeding her some of her own juices.
Scene Three: Veronica Avluv, the perfectly sexy brunette MIILF showcased on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was then up in a scene that could have come from the director’s “Young & Glamorous” series, the light music as she teased in her black lingerie as partially seen on the upper right corner of the cover, slowly peeled off. Her lips were pouty and fatter than ever here, her hands roaming her body as she tasted herself and showed off. From there, Veronica slobbed the knobs of both Mr. Pete and Toni Ribas in turns, alternating between them using her hands and mouth as her boobs swayed nicely in her doggy position. The guys manhandled her a bit along the way, her overdoing the noises on the blowjobs the only thing I did not particularly care for but her frantic levels of enthusiasm sure made it a winner in most other ways. They fucked all three of her holes, her pussy pounded less as her fine ass came into play. There was some DP (double penetration) too, the degree of squirting she did on the light side until she was roughed up even more. The scene then ended with her swallowing both loads of spunk, savoring them and blowing a kiss to the camera with a smile.
Scene Four: Dani Daniels, the perky newcomer featured on the center of the front cover, was up next in her cover attire, teasing to some offbeat music as she tried to present herself in a slightly different light than usual. That sweet ass of hers was just as sexy and her little bush above her snatch was just as tasty, Toni Ribas walking over to her bed platform where her panties ended up around her knees as he brought her to a frothy fluid climax using his hand. Dani then reciprocated using her mouth to blow him, sliding his rod down her throat as she engulfed his manhood to reward him. The way she savored his cock orally was a treat though, the cutie impaling her pussy on his pecker in a variety of penetrative positions though she was the only one of the ladies in the cast to forgo any anal. In my opinion, she did not need to do the anal though given how devoted to Toni she came across, her eye contact and enthusiasm such that few credible sources would even attempt to minimize the strength of her scene here. The manner in which she pushed back to meet his thrusts was great and the swallowed round of splooge added some replay value for me.
Scene Five: Aleksa Nichole, the perfectly slutty babe seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last as she teased to some loud music in her cover outfit, a matching bikini top initially covering her shapely breasts. She shook her ass powerfully in the contemporary living room and gave some magnificent views of her awesome ass, the gal crawling over to Mr. Pete on the couch to kiss him before things got nasty. He played with her nipples as he kissed her, Aleska spreading her legs and rubbing herself as Pete helped her juice all over the floor. While it seemed fake to me on some level, I admit the fantasy of her getting off like this was powerful, her hairy snatch following her mouth in some fine displays of penetration while Pete smacked her ripe rump to redden her cheeks. The anal began after they both fingered her perfect pucker, the gal doing some taste testing before moaning loudly as she bounced anally on his turgid member. More fluid works continued the scene and the ass fucking finished him off to deposit a modest load of ball batter on her tongue for swallowing, leading to a bit more squirting.
Summary: Squirt Machines 2 by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video had all the ladies providing a gushing liquid finish and almost all of them doing some exceptionally active anal tricks. The levels of chemistry varied substantially though and the production as a whole struck me as worthy of checking out a number of times but not as strong as so many of Chris’ recent works so I rated it as Recommended, fans of the cast might want to add a few points just as those who think every bit of fluid coming out of them as real might too. Tory and Angelina gave the most outlandish scene together but my favorites were still Sheena Shaw, Dani Daniels, and Veronica Avluv, the passion each provided in their scenes somewhat inconsistent but definitely observed in spades. In short, Squirt Machines 2 showcased a series of attractive women who literally came across as machine like in their fluid dispensing vaginas disseminating ample quantities of ejaculate, their other sexual antics what really worked for me in most cases so check it out.
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