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Phat Ass White Girls

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/7/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.)

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

Director: Mike Adriano

Cast: Reena Sky, Criss Strokes, Lisa Ann, Nicole Aniston, Mike Adriano, Tiffany Mynx, Brandi Love

Length: 227:14 minutes

Date of Production: 1/18/2013

Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link included though it did not work for me when I tried it in my web browser.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. There was a quick flash of the Bang Bros label during the opening credits so I suspect this is older footage only now making it’s way to DVD via the new label, my appreciation for the casting enough to overlook some of the various technical issues like minor pixilation I observed at times, the quirky camera movement, and the lighting being a bit varied. The fleshtones were accurate most of the time and the five scenes were lengthy enough with enough tease to satisfy my libido, I just hope future volumes of the series provide more detail as to actual production dates and the like. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.

Body of Review: Mike Adriano is credited with a lot of booty centric porn these days, his latest title coming in for review being attributed to the new label Morally Corrupt as distributed by Jules Jordan Video. While I have only seen a few titles released by the company including the Dancing Bear, College Rules, and Submit Your Bitch series, I acknowledge that they have a lot of what I refer to as “fun factor” unpredictability making them stand out from a crowded field of lower end web to DVD titles. That JJV is now distributing the line speaks volumes as to how good it must be though, my first endeavor of late for the company being the upcoming Phat Ass White Girls, though some mention of “Perfect White Ass” or “perfect ass white girls” was mentioned during the movie. I’m just happy that I had the chance to see ladies like Tiffany Mynx, Lisa Ann, Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, and Reena Sky enjoy their wonderfully thick bodies, the heat and chemistry elevating them beyond what I would expect from the run of the mill web scenes, these coming to disc only now though I think they were shot some time ago. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Reena Sky, the thick brunette whose ass was featured on the upper middle of the front cover, was up first as the cameraman sought her out from outside of a big house. She had on a bright red top and blue shorts, lifting her skirt to reveal her perfectly ample sample until discussing it at length with the uncredited guy. She wore “kryptonite” panties and the thong crept up her wonderful ass cheeks. She was oiled up and caressing her ass during a lengthy tease, moving inside the house as the camera followed her with some outfit changes before Criss Strokes was on hand to play with her. He grabbed a handful of ass and massaged her while the jittery camera tried to catch their antics, some rimming and gash gobbling leading to face sitting and a skilled blowjob, a variety of vaginal penetration positions showed her to be an active rider. Reena did some fine taste testing and gave good eye contact too, the resulting final plowing of her pussy leading to great dirty talk and the ending load of genetic juice all over her ass crack.

Scene Two: Lisa Ann, the thick brunette MILF of world renowned fame seen on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up next as she smoked in a large brick loft. She wore blue stretch pants and the camera followed her around, Lisa posing as directed though an uncredited dwarf assisted her in teasing before Criss Strokes joined her to be her sole partner of the day. She sat down on a red stool to enhance the curve of her sweet ass, the empty warehouse looking sparse though she definitely gave me pause for wanting to hang out with her for five or so years given her policy on fringe benefits. She was oiled up and looking sexy when Criss nuzzled her ass crack, licking her taint as Lisa purred like a kitten rather than a cougar. There was some minor boob play but she then started power sucking his pecker, applying some hand to gland action to excite him further which led to anal. They went slowly at first but she soon was bouncing on his cock rapidly, her dirty talk incorporating their sex acts so well that a blind man could have stroked one out. I always love watching her ass cheeks shake as she fucks, both of them also doing some solid oral between positions, their chemistry modest but their performing skills shown to be as fine as ever. Like the last scene, she laid on her stomach to milk his nuts dry of population pudding, Criss beating it out all along her spine though most went to her ass.

Scene Three: Nicole Aniston, the fit blond beauty seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, indeed looked like a Hawaiian Tropic model given her perfect body, her tight jeans and white top having a green thong, hat and sandals as accessories in a scene that actually sounded like Mike Adriano was in charge. As she teased, he commented more before joining her, the usual graffiti walls seen in the background as he set her up on his elliptical walker to show her thong diving as deep as he soon would into her ass. She warmed up like this and then took off her thong, the man worshipping her asshole orally before a change into some tight pink booty shorts and some lipstick was applied to her ass; both commenting how she only did anal for her website. This meant she would soon be slobbing his knob aggressively and he’d be pounding her pink snatch with abandon, her head down and ass in the air position looking heavenly. She sported a pubic patch and he wanted to bone her ass so bad I could taste it, her active riding and tight pussy satisfying enough for him to glaze her ass cheeks with spunk before too long.

Scene Four: Tiffany Mynx, the well known MILF featured on the lower right corner of the cover, was up next on the second story landing in her neon pink shorts and top, some black accessories punctuating her look though to be frank, the gal was as kicking as ever. Tiffany has been in and out of porn a number of times over the years, her fitness level here not limiting the size of her incredible ass as she teased with it. As they continued, her shorts came off and revealed a pink string lost inside her crack, some oiling up leading Mike Adriano to do what comes naturally (he worshipped her ass orally). Fans of tan lines will appreciate her tits being so much lighter than her ass cheeks, Mike infatuated with her curvy ass to go down on it at length with some face sitting that led to a sloppy blowjob where she rewarded his attentiveness with a streamer filled hummer. Her eye contact during the largely POV angle shoot was superior, the gal feeding off his desire to be with her to fuel her fires even more, a titty fuck and bout of toy play with her ass leading to the main event. He went straight to fucking her ass, boning her like he owned her and her active riding skills showing the viewer how much she enjoyed it. Her hungry ass devoured his pecker and there was some ATM, dirty Tiffany embracing her darker side to lose herself in a hand assisted hummer. The anal and oral alternation led to him losing his load of splooge all over her great ass too, her aural inspiration a nice touch as she bent over on all fours to rub his silly with her spread ass.

Scene Five: Brandi Love, the attractive young lady seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she climbed some stairs with her shorts creeping up her ass and her panties revealed her own slice of heaven. Her stripped shirt showed her fun bags bouncing like puppies fighting as she walked but her ass was delightful to watch as the limber lady was oiled up seductively for Mike Adriano to play with. He caressed her ass as she vocally gave her appreciation, the shiny cheeks showing the cameraman in their reflection. The living room tryst then abruptly changed to show her without oil but Mike kneeling down to eat her ass, his tongue welcomed by the heated lady as she gyrated her ass all over his face. Brandi rode him vaginally and rode him hard, impaling herself on his cock in several positions that then allowed for taste testing. Mike’s cock was big enough to stretch her out too, her labia surrounding his meat to milk him dry of baby batter, her asshole looking like it was no stranger to sex but not this time as he tossed out the ball batter to glaze her yummy ass.

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video might not have lived up to some of Mike’s latest double disc works for another company but despite some quirks in the compression of the disc itself, the scenes were a lot of fun, the ladies going all out to impale themselves on cock with the kind of enthusiasm I have known some of them providing for some time now. While the production values and scenes might not be as consistent as other company efforts, I liked this one enough to award it a rating of at least Recommended or better for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses such as Lisa Ann, Tiffany Mynx, or Nicole Aniston. In short, whatever the true origins of Phat Ass White Girls, the scenes offered a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck to all those wise enough to check it out, some minor quirks with the DVD mastering values understandable given the nature of the beast so look this one up when it comes out next week, you may want a copy of your own collection.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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