Date(s) of Production: 12/18/11; 05/01/12; 09/04/12; 02/29/12
Release Year: 2013
Audio/Video Quality: Average Quality – Shot in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9
Price of DVD:$24.99
Overview: With Porno Dan at the helm, Immoral Productions pumps out a four-scene film showcasing raunchy sex where every girl involved gags, squirts, drips and inevitably ruins the goddamn upholstery. It’s Squirtamania 29.
Scene 1 –Lexi Belle: (5/5) In the opening of the filmdirector Dan Leal wears a Hello Kitty mask that he can barely see out of and flails his arms madly about while a topless Lexi Belle sits idly by sucking on a lollipop. We discover that it’s been three years since Lexi has filmed with Immoral Productions and that the actor sharing the screen with the foxy blonde starlet is celebrating his birthday. I’d say he’s a pretty lucky guy. The scene finally jumps to life with Travis (Lexi’s partner) vigorously eating out the starlet’s pussy. Lexi is wearing nothing but knee-high socks and a smile and puts Travis in a stranglehold by wrapping her legs around his neck and pulling him in tight as he lip smacks away at her vag. Before you know it the starlet is on her knees and singing the tune to “Happy Birthday” with her partner’s dick in her mouth, which was pretty hilarious. She sucks and jerks away at his cock until its fully erect and then tends to his balls with her red nail polished fingers and tongue, likely making any lesser man cum immediately. She really knows how to work it, but of course it’s Lexi Belle, so it’s safe to say that that point is pretty obvious. Travis parks it on the couch while Lexi continues to suck his cock and then Lexi lays back and gets her pussy positively pounded by her partner. While fucking her fairly hard Travis chokes Lexi out a little, which makes for some interesting viewing. Eventually the blonde takes a vibrator to her pussy, gets fingered and ruins the fuckin’ couch with pussy juice spraying just about everywhere. The scene’s not over yet and goes on to feature more fucking, with Lexi getting it doggy style and concludes with Travis cumming in her mouth. This vignette was excellent.
Scene 2 –Tory Lane: (3/5) The feature chugs along and features yet another heavy hitter, Tory Lane, who at thirty years of age looks pretty damn good. She starts with a few choice words for her fans and then sits on Porno Dan’s face. Eventually she slides Dan’s cock into her pussy and rides him hard while the couch squeaks loudly beneath them. Afterwards, Dan licks Tory’s pussy for a while; she presses a vibrator against her clit while he fingers her and the she cums, briefly. After a bit of fucking, Tory squats on the floor, plays with her pussy and squirts. Next Dan eats out the starlet while she uses a large white vibrator on herself. There’s some more fucking and Dan nearly cums. Tory, being the good sport that she is, takes a knee thinking that her partner will bust in her mouth, but he walks it off and goes back to plowing her puss instead. As he fucks her Tory treats her clit to an assortment of vibrators and the squirting continues. Towards the end she spots a comically large glass dildo with a huge head on it and gives it the old college try. Dan’s there to gently ram it into her snatch and admittedly, it was like watching the equivalent of a slow child sticking a square peg into a round hole. No bueno. Tory continues to assault her pussy with a bunch of different dildos and Dan ends up cumming allover her privates. Overall, not a bad scene, it was certainly entertaining.
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Scene 3 –Candi Cadi: (3/5) Candi is a foxy red head with pierced nipples that admits to having squirted eight feet in the past. Her partner, Travis, decides to see if he can break that record in scene three. Within the first few moments Candi is fingered and sprays a bunch. And again after being eaten out, she squirts some more. Next she springs a blowjob on her partner, and it’s a pretty good one. Then out of nowhere some guy, maybe a technical producer or a gaffer or whatever, decides to get his dick wet and fucks Candi from behind while she’s giving head. It was completely unexpected, but well played nonetheless. The scene cuts to Travis eating Candi out and then he fucks her. The starlet admits to enjoying doggie and the stud is happy to oblige, slapping her ass as he bangs her and making those cheeks of hers a couple shades redder, in fact I think I even made out a handprint at some point. After a blowjob and some additional fucking, Travis blows his load. Making for an internal cumshot that Candi squeezes out of her pussy hole while the camera is fixed on her backside.
Scene 4 –Ash Hollywood: (3/5) Ash Hollywood is paired with Porno Dan in the film’s last scene. After a few quips, the hot blonde straddles Dan’s head and buries his face in her snatch. Ash definitely has some body on her, perky titties, a round tight butt and an overall good-looking figure. Following the cunnilingus, she takes a knee and blows Dan. Next, Ash spreads her legs for one of those medieval fuck machines. And by that I mean a dildo strapped to a mechanical arm that builds a steady rhythm and makes the blonde cum. When that sideshow spectacle is over Ash goes back to fucking her partner reverse cowgirl, where she grinds and thrusts her naughty bits into his. Later, with the aid of a vibrator and Porno Dan’s cock, Ash squirts a considerable amount. The scene ends with Dan, “Cumming early” as he himself puts it and Ash’s pussy glistening with a coat of her partner’s jizz.
Final Summation: Squirtamania 29 has some very notable starlets performing for viewers that enjoy a little squirt with their sex. At times things can get rather messy, but that’s to be expected with a movie of this kind. Overall, this installment was a good one, things were kept lively with the inclusion of sex toys and of course, not a single performance was stale. Unfortunately, there’s not much in the way of extras here, just some trailers, but the featured content is sure to arouse and leave you feeling satisfied. Squirtamania 29 comes recommended.