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Big Tit Christmas 3, A


Studio: Brazzers » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 3/11/13


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A Bit Tit Christmas Vol 3
Brazzers
Compilation
Running Time: 3:42:34
Date of Production: 10/18/12

Starring:

Jessica Jaymes
Alanah Rae
Kortney Kane
Alexis Texas
Monique Alexander
Kirsten Price
Tegan Summers
Jayla Diamond
Katie St Ives
Ariella Ferrera
Lezley Zen
Keiran Lee
James Deen
Jordan Ash
Tommy Gunn

Special Features:

Cumshot Recap: 6:56
Photo Gallery
Web Access
Trailers:4

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 192 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 2-4 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

So it’s Xmas in March?? It’s never to late or early to celebrate Christmas when Brazzers is involved. And we are all about the big tits this Christmas, so sit back, grab some egg nog and let’s celebrate the season of giving, and by giving I mean anal, big tits, and even some DP. Tis the season to be merry. I have a feeling there will be many Xmas Vacation quotes and references throughout this review.

Well after sitting through this long movie, I have to say I am going to be some what of a Scrooge and gives this one a RENT IT rating. And if you do decide to check this one out, be sure and watch the Alexis/Kirsten/Monique and the Ariella scenes, and that is pretty much it. Which is sad considering the cast in the first scene. It had big tits and some laughs here and there, but just not enough great sex scenes to make this worth anything more than a rental.

Jessica/Alanah/Kortney/Keiran

It’s the night before Christmas and all they want is a big dick to enjoy. They wait for him to show up and seems that they couldn’t wait and start to have a little fun with each other. And as the title suggest none of these ladies are lacking in the boob area. Its time to break out your Christmas log and enjoy the show. They start off with some pussy play, with Jessica in the middle of the action. She breaks out the double sided dildo and slips in between Kortney and Alanah. But after the fun, they fall asleep, and guess who shows up, and stares at the amazing tits on the floor. He reaches down and get a nice feel of their boobs, they wake up and are pissed about the coal, but he gives them the gift they wanted after all, as he pops out his cock and they attack it like the horny little girls they are. Luckily for them, he’s got enough for all three to enjoy at once. Some very nice triple teaming with his cock and balls all getting love at once. Kortney and Alanah off and have some one on one time, while Jessica gives his cock a very nice oral workout, gagging and spitting, before she hops on and rides his log. And he continues to work her pierced pussy until the other girls decide they want to some long hard log in their pussy too. And for those not getting cock, they have a toy to keep them satisfied until its their turn. I loves me some Jessica and Kortney and Alanah is a nice little bonus to the scene. They form a nice train, as Keiran is fucking Jessica from behind, while Alanah is in the middle getting a face full of Kortney’s pussy. But Jessica is a little too into the cock in her pussy, as she moans with every thrust. They move to the couch as Alanah hops on Santa, while Jessica licks his balls and Kortney plays with her pussy. Jessica is not afraid to get a little finger in the ass teasing with the other girls as they ride him. Jessica seems to be the one who can’t get enough of his cock and always seems to end up with it in her mouth. It’s hard to concentrate on the other girls when Jessica is getting fucked hard by Keiran. And he gives them one last treat as they are all on their knees and mouths wide waiting for his Christmas joy to spread.

Alexis/Monique/Kirsten/Kieran (SPOTLIGHT SCENE)

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And I guess nothing is sacred, even one of my favorite movies of all time, Nightmare Before Christmas is getting the Brazzer treatment. The whores of Halloween town are out to find something new. They find an elf, Keiran who just wants some female elf co workers, but lucky for him, the girls are ready to show him the time of his life. Monique is first to attack, and unleashes it for all the girls to see. And they share his cock, moaning and sucking as they each get their turns with his cock. And it should be no surprise that Kirsten is the center of attention during the oral workout. Plenty of spit and jerking, and even some ball sucking as they show this elf why they are the whores of Halloween town. As Alexis gets her oral time in, Kirsten takes off her tops and shows off her lovely legs and stockings, and is the first to take his cock, for some reverse cowgirl action. These girls really like the dirty talk, so get ready hear lots of things that are going to make your log stand at attention. Monique and Alexis do a nice job of helping out, licking Kirsten pussy and spreading her legs nice and wide while she continues to get fucked. They get Kirsten to cum, then lick the taste off his cock, and then it’s Monique’s turn to ride him, as she also hopes on for some reverse cowgirl action. And we finally get a good look at Alexis’s big ass, as she sits on Monique’s face and almost smothers her, but ends up setting that booty on his cock and showing off her assets to the camera. These three seem to be working out the positions and keeping the energy going than the previous scene was. And it seems they get Kirsten to cum again as she spreads her legs and Alexis is face deep in her pussy. Keiran picks up Kirsten and fucks her while Alexis and Monique gets some pussy play going. Dear lord is Kirsten quite flexible. Kieran bends Monique over and spreads open her tight pussy with his cock, while Kirsten finger bangs Alexis until she cums. He’s back to his girl, as she bends over in front of him, licks her ass and tries to stick it in, but she’s not ready for him, so it’s back to her pussy. And as Monique is back on his cock, she begs and pleads for him not to stop until she cums for him, which should be fairly soon by the sound of her moans. Before he is ready to spread his Xmas spirit, he gets one more shot with Alexis’s pussy, as the girls play with her ass. Kirsten shoves her finger in Alexis’s ass, while she continues to get her pussy stuffed. I really don’t remember Kirsten showing off her flexibility that much when she was with Wicked. This marathon scene doesn’t want to end, but the girls get on their knees and are back to attacking his cock, until he spreads his joy on each of their faces, great way to end this great scene.

Jayla/Tegan/James

Santa isn’t happy and he just wants this day to be over. But two cute blondes are here to brighten his day a little. They are on the naughty list and it’s the good kind of naughty for Santa. Some kissing and nipple play from the girls as Santa is left to jerk himself off. But it seems some cock love is going to be needed to make Santa give these girls a present this year. Some decent teamwork from the girls as the oral play continues. As James gets his tongue working on her pussy, seems that Santa still needs to jerk himself off to get him ready to slide into their pussies. He slides in for some missionary and it seems the odd girl out is going her best to stay involved and James is trying to show her where to be. He continues with some doggy which really gets her vocal, as she cums for him. They follow up with some cowgirl, but she seems too distracted to lick her friend’s pussy, which is right in front of her face. Seems the tanner of the two girls doesn’t mind a little teasing of the ass with a finger, and seems to be a bit more energetic in this scene, but that’s not saying much. They end up back on their knees offering his cock and balls some love, then its back to some doggy with both girls. As they are back on their knees it seems we are almost at the end of this scene, I can’t decide if it’s the girls or the great previous scene that is making this one horrible. He pulls out and spreads his joy on both girls’ faces and they give it a few more licks.

Katie/Jordan

Well after that not so great scene, it’s good to see that the adorable Katie is up next and guessing from the title, it seems some ass play is coming up. And even the tease footage seems to focused on showing it off. And after the second tease, she is visiting the toy maker and wants to know what he has in store for her. She smiles at his toys and she wants a demonstration. He walks over and shakes her ass, and slides off her panties and gives it a few licks before he covers it in oil. Her ass is nice and shiny, as he slides a few fingers in her pussy, getting her motor running. His fingers end up in her ass, as she backs and hops on them and then licks off the taste from his fingers. He treats her like a bowling ball and ends up with his fingers in her ass and pussy, and after more oil, it’s time for the butt plug to do it’s job. Just love her playfulness that adds even more to his adorableness in this scene. Let’s see how many beads we can get in her ass. But it’s time for this lady to see what the toy maker is back and wastes no time getting her tongue and mouth wrapped around his cock. Well for those into rocking horse porn, this parts for you. He bends her over and gives her ass some spit and then slowly slides into her ass, which is tight at first, but opens up nicely for him. Some ATM, and back to her ass, and slides in nicely, as it wraps around his cock. And it seems we are all about the ass in this one, as she shows off her apple bottom as he is once again back in her ass, giving her the shakes as she cums for him. That great view of her ass continues, as he lays down and she sits on his cock, bouncing that booty on it. Back to some doggy until he pulls out and gives his load to her mouth and side of her face.

Ariella/James/Tommy

She bakes a fresh batch of cookies and wants everything to be perfect for when Santa arrives. James seems to be hungry and devours the cookies, leaving nothing but crumbs for Santa. I think more ladies should wear a nighty and a vest when cooking, sexy is always a good thing. The great cookie mystery continues, as they seem to keep disappearing. She is pissed and sits on his face and lets him get up close with her cookie. Santa arrives and he is hungry, or horny and it seems she is ready and willing to take on both guys. She is on her knees servicing them both as her tits are busting out of her bra, if her pussy is the cookie, what are her tits. She slaps their hard cocks against her huge tits and then is back to swallowing and jerking them off. James slides his cock in between the valley and lays her down next ti him and is inside her pussy, as he also strums it with his fingers. Tommy shoves his cock in her mouth and they make sure she is filled at both ends. And after a few shakes and shivers, she gets really vocal as she cums for him again. But let’s not forget about Santa, as she gives his cock a few licks and kisses, as James is face deep in her ass, and then back in her pussy. She sits her pussy and big tits on Santa, and hops up and down as those tits are bouncing all over the place. But Santa is getting a nice surprise, as she lets him slide into her ass, while she rubs her pussy. Looks like we may see mommy getting DP’d by Santa and the butler, and that didn’t take long. Some playing around as she is closes to cuming again, and then the DP is back on, and she begs and screams for them to fuck her harder, as she cums once again. Back to her knees for more oral appreciation, and then climbs on James and Tommy is soon to follow as the DP is back once again. It seems she wants one more cock, something to fill her mouth. But she finds the time to deep throat them both as she in on her knees and seems to be cock drunk as the playfullness continues until they cum on her mouth and tits.

Lezley/Keiran

Mrs. Santa doesn’t seem to have the Xmas spirit like our favorite elf, Keiran is just full of Xmas spirit. Perhaps he can find something to change her mind about the holidays. He doesn’t stop and she is finally pushed over the edge. She finally says what she wants, and lucky for her Keiran has what she wants. And she can’t believe what she sees, and gets down on all fours as she deep throats on gags on his Xmas log. She follows that with some nice tongue work and more spit, showing some great energy when it comes to oral. She bends over and can’t wait for his cock to be in her pussy and complete her Xmas wish. After some ball slapping doggy, she is back to showing her oral appreciation, followed by some spoon. He finger bangs her pussy and gets it nice and wet before he slides back in, and she cums for him. She begs for him to go deeper and it seems her eyes almost roll back into her head with every thrust. They move to the chair for some reverse cowgirl, and he turns up the pace. And that speed continues as she is bent over and he is giving it to her hard from behind. She climbs back on him, and shoves her huge tits in his face, as she grabs onto the chair, then picks her up as the fucking continues. She lets him leave his cum deep in her pussy, and we see it drip out, as she licks it up.


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