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Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!


Studio: Pulse Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/13/13
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Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!

Pulse/X-Play Media

Genre: Parody, Compilation

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Lexi Belle, Vicki Chase, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Mikey Butders, Dylan Riley, Eric John, Tanner Mayes, James Deen, Alana Evans, Payton Leigh, Mike Horner, Kagney Linn Karter, Kris Slater, Nick Manning: bonus scene participants being Annie Cruz, Otto Bauer, Madison Ivy, Jack Lawrence
Non-sex roles: Ron Jeremy, Lynn LeMay, James Bartholet, Seth Gamble, others

Length: 144:53 minutes

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Date of Production: 8/2009

Extras: The extras included the usual photogallery and trailers, the replay feature for the DVD menu, a couple of bonus scenes described in detail below, and a lengthy, 61:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. For me, the BTS was the best feature of the bunch, mixing a variety of footage from projects shot around the same time (this one circa the Partridge Family cross over from 2009 and “Marcia Marcia Marcia”) with cast and crew comments tossed in from time to time.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College! was presented in anamorphic widescreen as the various component scenes were shot by director Will Ryder for X-Play Media over the years. The look of the characters and sets was enhanced by the set design of Scott David and his minions, the technical aspects using largely the same crew to get things right such as the music crew Will brought in from his days in mainstream music. You can look up the movies this was comprised of to find out more details but suffice it to say that they were among the best received parodies of their day and hold up over time. The aural components show a lot of creativity as well, the music provided in a few scenes reminding me of the original television series, the vocals crisp & clear, and some ambient noises added in to flesh things out.

Body of Review: Will Ryder and his partner Scott Davis revitalized the porn parody market years ago, making great use of Will’s experience in the music industry as well as Scott’s creative visual flair for their company, X-Play Media. While I have not seen everything they do, I have come close to it and found much to like, long ago hailing the team as the kings of parody porn long before competitors started tossing gobs of money at projects not nearly as good. Their latest release is a compilation of scenes tied together via the theme of Marcia Brady reminiscing at college, not much new material tossed in to my dismay. That it was not labeled as a compilation was particularly stinging but for those who have not seen the below listed movies, there was a tremendous amount of smut to appreciate in Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!, starring sexy Lexi Belle. The back cover described the movie like this: “The Brady Bunch goes XXX! Marcia reveals dirty details about her wild sex life at State University. Captivated by amazing stories of oral sex & hardcore fucking her cute horny girlfriends love big cocks too. Juicy pussy eating, asshole licking, 3-ways, sloppy blowjobs, pink pussies penetrated by giant cocks & massive facial cum shots dominate in this hilariously dirty award-winning parody from director-of-the-year Will Ryder!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Lexi Belle, Vicki Chase: This was the only scene in the movie that appeared to be taken strictly from unreleased footage (or I forgot where it came from) in that the ladies masturbated with vibrators beside one another on the bed in the garishly decorated bedroom. Both were flexible and onto the good vibrations of their respective toys but they did not engage each other as I would have preferred, the pink “princess” bedspread given a whole new meaning as the ladies spread their legs to satisfy their physical needs. They did not touch each other in any meaningful way so this cannot be labeled as a lesbian scene though that would have been a nice approach too.

Scene Two: Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power: Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Mikey Butders: Nicole Ray and Ashlyn Rae, playing a couple of family friends on the living room couch, were all over Mikey "Bobby" Butders in the next scene. They seduced him as the trio kissed on the couch, pulling off his pants in order to double team his dick orally with each gal eating out the other when the time came. He savored their young bodies too but the emphasis was on them servicing him until he began banging them vaginally. The ladies were willing, hot, and always into the action, sharing the facial of splooge he rubbed out their way.

Scene Three: Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power: Dylan Riley, Eric John: Dylan "Jan" Riley, the attractive blond sported on the middle of the far left side of the cover, was up last with teacher Eric John, the gal doing her best to achieve academic success. He was all over her in her bright orange and yellow dress, her character learning from a friend about how to easily make friends and influence people the old fashioned way. Wrapping her hand and mouth around his cock, she sucked him off like a champion, the throat fucking action showing her smiling the entire time as she continually looked up at him. He eventually went down on her for a shorter bit of time, the couple porking vaginally with some enthusiasm and energy until he withdrew to stand before her, Dylan opening her mouth to take his spunk and give some post coital head.

Scene Four: Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power: Tanner Mayes, James Deen: Tanner Mayes, the hotty from the initial solo act, was up next as a sexually charged gal in need of seed with James "Peter" Deen. Her tight jeans hugged her sweet hips as her ass went into the air during the tryst, her lips wrapping around his cock as if she was on a mission to milk his nuts dry. She kept eye contact and some of the footage was shot in POV fashion, James reciprocating briefly before nailing her vaginally on the floor. Tanner has always looked happiest with a cock in her mouth rather than riding one but she did make an attempt to have some fun during the penetration to, receiving the wad of population pudding stroked off to her face with ease as she choked it down.

Scene Five: Not The Bradys Meet The Partridge Family: Alana Evans, Payton Leigh, Mike Horner: Alana "Carol" Evans, Payton "Shirley" Leigh, and Mike Horner were up next on the couch as some wine lubricated their social status to the point that they decided to get naked. Alana and Payton seemed most interested in each other, kissing at length and repeatedly going down on one another, unselfishly sharing Mike's cock as he boned them like he owned them. Alana was the better of the two in terms of how actively she rode him but both managed to offer up some heated moves, Payton getting the majority of the facial baby batter before Alana sucked him off one last time, later woken up by a surprise visit from Ron "Sam" Jeremy and Lynn "Alice" LeMay.

Scene Six: Not The Bradys Meet The Partridge Family: Kagney Linn Karter, Kris Slater: Kris "Greg" Slater, having left an impression on Keith, was next up at the headquarters of Play Tone Records trying to impress James Bartholet into getting a contract. His square image did little to invoke interest but a coked up assistant played by hotty Kagney Linn Karter, saw some potential worth exploring. The busty blond enjoyed a few lines with her boss and was next up on her knees working Kris' pipe in her mouth, keeping eye contact and throating him just fine. The streamers flew about her face and he reciprocated on her pussy, tits, and ass while she spread her legs on the desk, the lady going a bit overboard with her moaning but not nearly as much as she has in the past. The missionary screwing was okay but Kagney shined when she was on top of him, actively thrusting her hips to get every bit of him inside of her snatch. Her fabulous ass rippled when he did her doggy style too, his load of genetic juice gracing her face in no time at all.

Scene Seven: Not The Bradys Meet The Partridge Family: Lexi Belle, Nick Manning: Lexi "Marcia" Belle, was up last as she went out on a date with Nick "Keith" Manning, his theme song playing as they sat on the bed in an old school music video manner. They kissed and she offered him "anything", their tongues lingering before his hands roamed freely, playing with her tits for starters. He eased her down on the bed to remove her panties, spreading her legs so he could go down on her, Lexi's moans soft and frequent. Her blowjob followed the usual pattern as she knelt before him to look up as she graced her tonsils with his rod, jerking him off as she showed how much she was into getting him off. Some of you will appreciate that she had a big bush of pubic hair too, the sounds of their bodies slapping together during the vaginal penetration mixed a bit high on the aural track for my taste. The screwing was varied and active though, Nick again going against his nature to refrain from his dirty talk yet again as he prodded her hard. It ended with a big nut of ball batter on her face, the pair cuddling until Kacey barged in on them.

Bonus Scene: Beverly Hillbillies XXX: Annie Cruz, Otto Bauer: Annie Cruz, a well known Asian slut with a mouth just as willing as her attitude, was up next with Otto “Jethro” Bauer, the guy taking her off from the previous setting in order to see what kinds of roles to cast her for. In this case, she inhaled his cock so well that she embraced her inner whore, the POV hummer and active vaginal riding soon depleting Otto of his population pudding which went all over her face. 16:41 minutes

Bonus Scene: Rocky XXX: Madison Ivy, Jack Lawrence: Madison Ivy, an attractive blond with stunning eyes and curves to match, was up last with fighter Jack Lawrence, her revealing top and skintight red satin pants showcasing what he was in for. They kissed and felt each other up, Madison stroking him through his boxing shorts before inhaling his pecker so aggressively. The messy hummer lasted quite some time and worked well for me, Jack following up by giving her some fine head to lead into the active vaginal plowing. Madison’s heart shaped ass looked exceptional when bent over and it was notable that she was so active throughout the scene, ending the movie sexually on yet another high note. I believed she got off and Jack rubbed out his nut on her tits to end it all, Madison’s look of satisfaction speaking volumes as to how she felt. 21:12 minutes

Summary: Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College! by director Will Ryder for X-Play Media was an unlabeled compilation of scenes from previous projects so instead of the wildly high rating I probably would have given it had it been advertised truthfully, I will suggest you buy the original three movies listed above to get the best of the pornified Brady Bunch, my personal friendship for the guys making this aside, it was fun and sexy enough to still merit a rating of Recommended or better if you have not seen the original source material. Lexi Belle was a sexy Marcia Brady, her peers involved in their own scenes were strokable & entertaining to watch too, and the high end production values will likely be appreciated compared to the throw down porn so common at the lesser companies at this writing. In short, Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College! was a compilation but there was sufficient fuck for the Brady buck to relive some of the series highlights, just do not go into this one thinking it is an all new effort and you will be okay.


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