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Office Secrets

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 3/26/13

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Category: All Sex/Office


Cast: Jessica Bangkok/Bridgette B./Maya Hills/Krissy Lynn/Missy Martinez/Mark Wood/Tommy Pistol/Anthony Rosano/John Strong/Derrick Pierce

Director: Mike Quasar

Extras: Photo Gallery/Trailers

Release Date: 2/22/13

Runtime: 128 Mins



Scene 1:

Jessica Bangkok/Tommy Pistol

Cunnilingus/Ass Eating/Missionary/Blowjob/Tit Fucking/Doggie/Footjob/FaceFucking/Cowgirl/Facial (Low Volume)

The first scene in 'Office Secrets' begins as we see Tommy Pistol explaining to a very unenthused Jessica Bangkok that he has recently been promoted. Tommy asks Jessica to be his assistant, and at first she's not interested in the least, but she later realizes that this could be her meal ticket out of the shitty cubicle that she has to sit in every day. The silliness is pretty nonstop in the opening moments and as Tommy continues in telling Jessica that he's been groveling over her for quite a while, she decides to throw him a bone and let him fuck her. What a thoughtful associate. The action begins in Tommy's office with him munching Jessica's pussy and asshole to start the action. The pussy eating goes on for quite some time before eventually leading up to Tommy unsheathing his meat sword and fucking Jessica in a missionary position. Lots of dirty talk from Jessica in the early parts of the scene as the missionary then leads into Jessica slobbing some knob for a couple minutes. The sex continues after, in a variety of positions including some footjob action and an occasional facefucking administered by Mr Pistol. The sex gets better toward the end of the scene, but overall I just wasn't that crazy about it. It all caps off with Jessica getting a facial at the end of the scene, but a rather meager one in all honesty. This scene was fair, had some ups, but more downs in my opinion.

Scene 2:

Bridgette B./Mark Wood

Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Doggie/Spooning/Reverse Cowgirl/Missionary/Facial (Medium Volume)

In the next scene we see an unruly coworker in the form of Bridgette B, who is on the verge of getting fired by her boss, who is played by Mark Wood. Mark quickly surrenders to Bridgette's seductive ways and the scene begins as she lowers her top and gives Mark a facefull of tit. Mark then goes down for an abbreviated muff munch before Bridgette quickly returns the favor with a fantastic bj. Bridgette gives some outstanding head here as we move forward, fighting to take every inch of Mark's dong down her throat ferociously. The sex starts in a doggie style fucking and continues with some reverse cowgirl as Bridgette is simply wonderful throughout all of it. The scene progresses well, with Mark giving a thorough pounding to Bridgette in a variety of different positions. Bridgette's body is magnificent if you hadn't already heard, and this scene definitely showcases her assets well. The scene ends as Bridgette falls to her knees to receive a facial from Mark, as it looks like she's ensured keeping her job. This was a good scene, the sex was performed on all facets.


Scene 3:

Maya Hills/Anthony Rosano

Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Tit Fucking/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggie/Cum on tits (Medium Volume)

In the third scene we begin as Maya Hills is walking through the office where she encounters her boss who is played by Anthony Rosano. Anthony and Maya chat for a moment before Anthony ultimately comes out with his true feelings for Maya. Maya is delighted by Anthony's perverted description of how wonderful he thinks she looks in her dress, and before too long they find a secluded room to act out their "Office Secret". The action starts with Anthony munching on Maya's love muffin, before Maya returns the favor through blowjob. The bj is nice and mixes in a couple of titty fucks throughout to keep the viewers interest. The sex begins in a missionary style banging on a nearby office desk, where Anthony rails as Maya moans and groans in delight. Throughout the sex Anthony reverts to some pussy eating sporadically, then returning to the task at hand. The scene moves forward, having some pretty nice moments, and Maya is definitely the energetic force that keeps everything going as it does. As the scene draws to an end intensity levels raise nicely, later ending with Anthony shooting his gunk over Maya's tits. This was a pretty good scene, but unfortunately, by the time I started really enjoying it it was over.


Scene 4:

Krissy Lynn/John Strong

Dildo Play/Blowjob/Deepthroating/Facefucking/Doggie/Missionary/Revere Cowgirl/Facial (Medium Volume)

Next up is Krissy Lynn, who is newly employed at the porn shop where she is in charge of selling dildos. John Strong is the manager at the shop and the scene opens with him telling her a little bit about the equipment before leaving her to herself. It's not too long before Krissy is in the middle of the store, trying out one of the dildos without a care in the world. Krissy sits spread eagle on a chair with her skirt pulled up, looking absolutely fantastic as she jams her new best friend in and out of her hungry hole. John then comes out from the backroom unassumingly, and tells her that he'll go ahead and leave her alone if she'd like, but it seems that Krissy would rather have a real cock, so John kindly obliges. A great blowjob ensues to follow with some nice deepthroating and facefucking as well. The sex then starts in a reverse cowgirl position as Krissy is bouncing on John's pole like there is no tomorrow, while continuously dirty talking through all of it. The sex is great all the way through the scene, and it definitely carries the most continued intensity in the entire movie, as Krissy is a nonstop fuck machine begging for more the entire time. The action ends with John busting his nuts over Krissy's face after a doggie style reaming. This was a good scene, Krissy's energy was fantastic and John gave her a proper fucking. Well done!


Scene 5:

Missy Martinez/Derrick Pierce

Cunnilingus/Missionary/Blowjob/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggie/Facial (Medium Volume)

The final scene in 'Office Secrets' begins as Derrick Pierce, playing the part of the copy machine repairman, finds some risque copies in the company copy machine. Missy Martinez is an associate at the business where Derrick is lending his help, and admits that the copies in question are in fact, her ass. After Missy's helpful copy machine repairman fixes the paper jam, he asks kindly if he can see her ass, and without much arm twisting, Missy allows him to see it. The action eventually begins with Derrick diving into Missy's hole from the back and getting a front row seat to the ass he's been dying to see. Some cunnilingus on the desk comes next, before a mounting on the same surface and a missionary style banging follows. Missy then gives an extra teasy blowjob as Derrick lies back and enjoys himself. The blowjob is mainly in a pov format reverting back to an outer view at times. Sex then resumes in a cowgirl position on the office chair, where Missy bounces and moans accordingly. The scene goes on pretty well, before it all comes to an end with Derrick blowing his cream over Missy's face. Pretty good scene here, Missy is gorgeous and was definitely easy on the eyes.



When it came to the overall sex in this movie, it definitely had its ups and downs. The first scene was pretty weak, but Bridgette and Mark picked things up nicely in the second scene. The movie seamed to reach it's peak in the middle stages, and dive off again toward the end. So overall, there wasn't too much of a 'wow factor' in any of these scenes that would merit me telling you that's it's absolutely necessary to buy this film. It definitely had a strong cast, but I would suggest simply renting this one, and checking out Krissy and Bridgette's scenes. The rest of the movie was pretty sub-par. 


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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