The introductory scene in 'Anal Perverts' begins with the beautiful Ashley Fires, who begins the scene talking with our director, Mr Adriano. The scene starts with an ass focused tease session, including some stellar ass winks from Ashley as it moves forward. The foreplay continues with lots more tease, analingus, and even some muff munching for good merit, before the the anal sex eventually begins with Ashley lying in a missionary position accepting Mike's meat sword deep into her 'pink honeyhole' as she so perfectly describes it. The sex is immediately scorching from the second that penetration occurs, and carries that same strength throughout. You can literally see Ashley's pussy dripping juices as she then says, "Use my cunt nectar as your lube". Mike obliges and continues ramming her hole before Ashley bumrushes his cock face first for some deepthroat ATM action. As the scene continues forward I literally get lost watching it, the energy and seemingly perfect intensity is breathtaking. Ashley's asshole gapes larger than I've ever seen it, and there just aren't many words I could use to properly describe the greatness that occurs throughout this scene, but it's not over yet. Ashley seems to have came at least 3 times already as we sit at about 40 minutes through the scene, but Mike continues to cram his dick in her ass relentlessly, as energy levels only get stronger through the later stages. The first vaginal sex occurs late in the scene in a doggie position and Ashley's pussy is still leaking like a faucet, as this marathon fuck session just keeps going and going. The scene finally comes to a close as Mike shoots his sauce into Ashley's mouth, as she looks into the camera, smiles, and gulps it down. Wow. What a great scene. If you know me, you probably already know that I'm partial to Ashley Fires, but her performance in this scene is nothing short of perfection. Her camera interaction was amazing, the viewer really feels like he's right there in the scene, I'd mark this as one of Ashley's all time best. So good.
Scene 2: (Scene to Remember)
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Lyla Storm/Sarah Shevon/Mike Adriano
Ass Eating/Blowjob/Heavy Deepthroating/Mouth Spitting/Rimming/Missionary Anal/ATM/Gaping Squirting/Rectal Prolapse/Doggie Anal/In-Mouth Cumshot/Spermswap
Next up is Lyla Storm and Sarah Shevon. This is a pairing that I'm beyond excited to see, as I've seen both girls perform in Mike's movies before, but never together. The scene starts with Sarah and Lyla buttering each other up for the camera and looking sluttilly wonderful as they kiss and talk excitedly about the scene that awaits them. Sarah later stands up to show us her buttplugged asshole as this outstanding tease continues forward, and after pushing out her plug Lyla goes to her knees to feast on Sarah's perfectly puckered hole. This scene gets filthy in a hurry, as Mike then pulls out his sausage for Lyla to feast on while she takes breaks from tongue fucking Sarah's stinkhole. The deepthroats are plentiful, as is the sloppiness here as Lyla conjures up all kinds of messy filth from her mouth while bouncing from ass to cock. The bj gets even better once Sarah joins in on the fun, drooling and slobbering all over Lyla, who is hard at work munching on Mike's ballsack. Both girls faces are littered with cockdrool as they continually fight to take as much dick into their throats as humanly possible. We're already at epic status here and the anal has yet to begin, this scene could end right now and I'd still watch it 20 more times. The amount of ass eating and cock throating that happens in the next 15 minutes of the scene is unbelievable, and every second of it is wonderful. The quantity of filth that these girls portray is so fantastic, their faces covered in dick sauce as they rim Mike's hole and stare into the camera, and still no sexual penetration as of yet, WOW. Finally, after seemingly endless amount of awesome foreplay, the anal sets in as Lyla lies on her back with her ass pointed perfectly into the camera. As Mike and Lyla anally fuck, Sarah's face is also in the frame sharing in some seriously dirty talk while sporadically giving some deepthroats to Mike in between thrusts. The scene progresses and includes ATM's, gapes, squirting, vaginal sex, and even some rectal prolapsing just for good merit. I could probably write a book on it's greatness, but I'll simply tell you this: the energy and intensity in this scene is priceless; if it isn't the best scene in the film I shudder to think of what will be. This is definitely the best scene I've reviewed this year. These girls pushed themselves to the limit, it was a sloppy, spit-filled rectal reaming that had everything any good scene strives for. If it doesn't receive an award this year, there's something wrong.
The next scene begins as we see Dana Dearmond and Veruca James sitting outside talking about anal sex and the like. Mike then coaches the girls from behind the camera as Dana blows some spit bubbles and Veruca sucks them out of her mouth wonderfully. Lots of spitting here in the early moments that eventually lead up to the girls dis-robing and Dana giving some of her trademark ass sniffs to Veruca's dirtbox before giving it a proper tongue fucking. When the girls switch up, Veruca drops some loogies in Dana's hole and she blows some epic fart bubbles in the coming moments. Dana stand in her current position as the anal begins, and it does so in magnificent fashion. Dana gives some heavy gapes throughout this as well. The ATM action begins next with Veruca throating Mike's meat whistle directly from Dana's delicious looking stinknest. Both of the girls go to their knees in the next segment, as they give an intense and slop-filled double blowjob that is just incredible. The anal sets in later, with Veruca accepting Mike's member as Dana lies over her, face-fisting herself and slobbering into Veruca's mouth as she drinks it up. Wow. Again, this scene is SO great, Dana is carrying the scene with her filthiness and Veruca follows suit well. As it moves forward it also becomes apparent that Dana is taking a strong liking to Veruca's adorability, as she states many times throughout how cute she is. The scene progresses awesomely with a lot of dirty talk from Dana, and constant buttfucking and dicksucking before the finale facial given mainly to Veruca, as the girls then swap the load back and forth. Veruca ends up swallowing the load per Dana's request before Dana gives her a kiss on the cheek and tells us how cute Veruca is. Another outstanding scene, great performances all around.
The next scene is another one-on-one effort, and begins as we see porno superstar Tory Lane chatting it up filthily with Mike as only she could. Mike breaks out the speculum early on, but it appears that Tory's asshole is so tight that it keeps breaking it. Huh, coulda fooled me. Anyways, Tory is looking extremely hungry for dick here, and once Mike whips out his stick she dives on face first. The bj begins fantastically with Tory slopping it up hard for the home viewers and giving some monstrously heavy deepthroats. Lots of great energy from Tory early on, as she makes sure to pull her tits out and show them off fully in all of their glory. After she jams her hand into her ass for a while the anal eventually begins in a doggie style position. As this continues Tory rigorously face-fists herself sporadically throughout making for quite the viewing. As positions change, Tory makes sure to give a thorough ATM cock-chugging in between each one before moving forward. Mike later brings out a couple sticks of butter to put into Tory's asshole, as these are the defining moments where the scene really gets good. After squirting melted butter out of her asshole, Tory has an orgasm and gushes piss out of her pussy numerous times while it seems that she's literally speaking in tongues. Wow. The scene moves on wonderfully with loads of butthole butter squirting and deepthroat-dick-dunking awesomness as it later comes to an end when Mike attempts to give Tory a facial but unfortunately cums mostly on himself. Still a great scene with the failed facial though. The second one I've watched where Mike uses butter as a prop, A plus for originality on that one. Tory's love for cock is undeniabe here. I've been watching her for years now and she never disappoints. Great scene. AGAIN.
the final scene in 'Anal Perverts' begins as we see porn goddess Alexis Ford. She begins the scene looking absolutely incredible, wearing a tight pair of jeans, high heels, and a super tight top with her nipples fighting to break through. She talks a little bit about her future boob job, as well as how much she loves cock while she gives us an amazing walking ass show. The tease here is definitely the best and most thorough so far in the movie, as it seems to go on for quite a while, with every moment of it being great. Alexis' ass is seriously amazing here, as well as the rest of her body. Mike is certainly taking a strong liking to her as well, constantly reminding her of how perfect she is, and I fully agree. The tease segment goes on for yet even longer before the two eventually retreat indoors to begin the fun. Mike continues worshipping Alexis' tits, pussy, and ass before the blowjob then begins with her fighting to take every inch of Mike's beef rod down her throat. Lots of great sound effects from Alexis here as she struggles with her throat while keeping up some great dirty talk when her mouth is not full. Sloppiness is amazing here as this bj continues to be perfect on all facets. The anal sets in next as positioning is set in a doggie style format. The sex here is awesome, containing loads of ATM's, assfucks, and even some speculum action in the latter half. The scene really takes a strong focus on showcasing Alexis' backside, and understandably so, because it is beyond awesome. It all comes to an end with a nice facial given to a fully fucked Alexis Ford. Great scene. Chalk another one up for anal perverts. This movie is outstanding.
Another slam dunk for Adriano here as far as I'm concerned. When watching an Adriano movie you always know what you're getting. The sex is most likely to be fantastic, the scenes are certain to be hardcore with a huge emphasis on anal, and the girls will enjoy themselves thoroughly, which ultimately causes us as viewers to enjoy ourselves when watching them. That's Mike Adriano. This guy get's it. Fans as well as people within the industry know and understand that this guy is producing what is probably considered to be the best content for hardcore porn that's available on the market today. The guy doesn't stop putting out great title, after great title, after great title, and 'Anal Perverts' is no exception to that. In fact, I would go out on a limb to say that's it's actually one of the best that he's ever put out. I've seen most of Mike's movies, and this film ranks right up there with some of the best I've ever wathced, and that is saying a lot. Trust me. The intensity in these scenes was pretty incredible as I'm sure that I used that word far too many times throughout this review, but I struggle to find adjectives when it comes to reviewing Mike's movies to be quite honest. The effort that he puts into making them is impossible not to notice. Anal Perverts is a film that showcases some of the dirtiest girls in porn, and Mike brings out the best in them here. I believe Sarah and Lyla's scene probably took the cake, clocking in at over an hour and fifteen minutes, containing everything from throat fucking, squirting, rectal prolapses, and whatever else you can think of in between. That's not to say that you shouldn't enjoy each of the other scenes in Anal Perverts thoroughly though, because I believe you will. Ashley Fires scene was one of my all-time favorites for her, and if you know me, you know that I watch a lot of Ashley Fires porn. Alexis Ford was also filthier than I've ever seen her, and to top it all off, the bonus scene is from 'Anal Inferno' (which I also reviewed) and is the scene which I believe to be Mike's best one to date with Karina O' Reilley. If you're an Adriano fan, this movie belongs at the front of your collection. Turn off your computer, and go buy it, or leave it on and order it off the internet, whichever. This film was fantastic, I would have given it 10 XCritic picks if I could. Keep up the good work Mike.