Sam No once again directs this fifth entry in the Battle Of The Asses series from Elegant Angel, a studio that’s been doing some great work lately from the cover art of their DVD releases to their selection of talent to the production values and locations used in their features. Seriously, look at that cover art – you’ve got dueling blondes with booties ready for take on all challengers. If the site of Alexis Ford and Anikka Albrite isn’t enough to wet your whistle, this disc also features the lovely and talented Karlie Montana, beautiful Nikki Delano and the always appealing Sheena Shaw. This entry in their ever expanding catalogue continues that trend of intriguingly minimalist cover art and nice production values that cater to the ass aficionado. The disc is made up of five scenes, it’s a fairly standard all sex release so there are no plot points of themes or characters to discuss so let’s get straight down to what you’re reading this review for in the first place, shall we?
Scene One – Alexis Ford and Erik Everhard: Goodness gracious me but doesn’t Ms. Ford look lovely prancing around an inviting looking pool clad in the slinkiest bikini you can imagine. She shows off her curves and purrs for the camera, looking sexy and pouty and all together fine. Her fine, shapely ass gets sprayed with some water before she sits down on a clear plastic chair, the camera underneath to give us a nice view. Erik comes into the frame and they make out, his hands head south and he fingers her box to warm her up. He bends her over and eats her ass and pussy from behind before slipping his dick into her from behind and giving her a serious boning. She blows him and then gets him on his back to slide his cock into her ass as she rides him cowgirl and reverse. From there he fucks her ass missionary style and he piledrives her a bit before getting her ass and pussy fucked doggy style. He spoon fucks her ass and then gets on her back for more ass pounding until Erik is good and ready to blow. At this point he pulls out and unloads on top off her ass cheeks before slipping his cock back in a bit more ending an impressive opening scene. Alexis is climbing the ranks lately, getting more and more popular and with scenes like this in her portfolio it’s easy to see why. Damn.
Scene Two – Karlie Montana and Mick Blue: Not very surprisingly at all, this scene starts off like the first one on the disc, as do the other three. Our feature attraction, Ms. Montana, wanders around in a skimpy outfit and the camera follows her, focusing on her shapely ass and lovely backside curves. She works it for the camera and preens and poses and gets oiled up for the main event which starts off with her heading inside to the house. Here Mick comes into the frame and she sits on his lap as the two suck face and fondle one another for a little while. Sufficiently warmed up, he bends her over and gives her ass and pussy some tongue love. She sucks his cock and then bends over as he grinds his cock into her ass without penetrating her. She gets on her back and he fucks her before getting her on all fours for more of the same. From here they go at it reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl style with Karlie really taking the reins and riding Mick hard. They go at it missionary style and then reverse cowgirl a little more and then soon after that Mick pulls out and unloads all over her ass cheeks ending a second scintillating scene of ass-centric action and super sexy curve appeal thanks to Karlie enthusiasm and what would seem to be a legitimate chemistry between male and female performer alike.
Scene Three – Sheena Shaw and Manuel Ferrera: The half way point on this DVD lets Sheena warms us up by wandering around in some fine form fitting attire, the kind that leaves just enough to the imagination to get your mind wandering to wonderful, dirty places. She heads inside and finds Manuel in the bedroom – she’s obviously happy to see him as she takes his cock straight down her throat and gives him a pretty impressive and fairly aggressive blowjob. This turns into a sixty-nine for a few, with Manuel kindly giving as good as he gets, and after that he gets her on her side and wastes no time using the backdoor. She flips him onto his back and rides him anally cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style, and after that she’s down on all fours with her ass up in the air for maximum anal impact. Manuel gives her a serious plowing, pulling to spread her cheeks for the camera now and again but really concentrating on hitting a hard and serious rhythm. She responds enthusiastically, grinding into him and taking him inside as far as she can, pulling him out occasionally to suck his cock. He piledrives her a bit and then they go for a bit more reverse cowgirl action before she grinds on his face for a few. After that he fucks her up the ass again but only briefly as soon enough he pulls out and blows a load across her asshole – but as soon as she’s done that, he crams it back in for a bit more backdoor action until he’s really and truly done. Sheena’s a hot little number with a seriously great booty that this scene does a great job of highlighting. With the scene being comprised almost entirely of ass fucking, she shows some impressive endurance. Manuel does not take it easy with her but she’s definitely into it and the scene is all the better for it.
Scene Four – Nikki Delano and Bill Bailey: Nikki poses for the camera, showing off her body and doing some stretches and exercises that the camera gets really close in for. This is a nice tease, something a little different than just the starlet wandering around and shaking her ass a bit. Not that she doesn’t do a bit of that as well – she does and she gets her ass sprayed down with some water for her efforts. Bill comes into the frame and massages her cheeks a bit before diving in face first and giving her ass and pussy an enthusiastic tongue lashing. She gets him on his back and sits on his face for a little ass worship action, and then she moves down his body and slips his dick into her so that she can ride him cowgirl style to get things really moving. She pulls off of him and deep throats him for a little while, and then she’s back on top of him to ride him a little more. He spanks her ass a bit and he stands her up and fucks her from behind. Nikki goes back to that tried and true cowgirl position again, it must be a favorite, and then he bends her over to fuck her from behind before pulling out and blowing a load across her curvaceous ass cheeks. Though this is the weakest scene on the disc it’s still above average. It starts off really nicely but there’s a bit less variety here in terms of positions and actions than the other scenes. Regardless, Nikki is a hot piece and the camera loves her. This is still completely stroke worthy and a nice inclusion on the DVD.
Scene Five – Anikka Albrite and Mick Blue: Last but not least, our second cover girl and blonde inclusion to the cast gets her time in the spotlight. She wanders around with her cheeks out for the camera, posing and stretching and then getting sprayed down with some water and then rubbed up with some baby oil. She moves over to an eager and ready Mick and the two make out for a bit. He eats her out from behind and then grinds his business into her ass to tease her without actually fucking her. She gives him some championship style head and then he gets on his back as she rides him cowgirl style for a little while. She sucks his cock again and he turns her around to eat her out while she blows him, and then he fingers her ass a bit. From there he bones her snatch doggy style and then flips her over for some missionary style deep penetration which she seems to appreciate. From there, they spoon fuck a bit and then he fucks her doggy style before pulling out and unloading across the top of her ass cheeks and the small of her back. This scene ends the disc in style, and while there isn’t a whole lot of actual anal penetration here the camera work still focuses on Anikka’s ass enough that fans should be more than happy with the results. An energetic and nicely shot number, the fifth and final entry on the disc is a good one.
Battle Of The Asses 5 is a shot on digital video production which looks pretty clean presented here in a very strong and stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild shimmer in a couple of spots but no noticeable mpeg compression evident anywhere. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (the camera work is very good here), and overall the movie looks great showing very nice detail and color – definitely quite a few notches above your average gonzo/all sex release in terms of production values, lighting, camera angles and cinematography.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue, of which there is generally only a little bit during the sex scenes and none in the intros, comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The background music is fine, levels are nicely balanced, everything sounds clean and clear and all in all the disc sounds very good.
Extras are slim but there is a Bonus Scene here with Liza Del Sierra and Michael Stefano that originally appeared on Battle Of The Asses 4. This scene lets gorgeous dark haired Liza strut and primp for the camera with the obligatory tease and then let’s Mr. Stefano back for a second go round as he heads face first into booty canyon barely coming up for air at all. Maybe he was watching that tease scene and got as excited as anyone else watching would, because brother, believe you me when I tell you this lady is built. At any rate, after the ass to face collision, she sits on his face and wiggles for a minute or two before he gets on his back and she rides him cowgirl style. She gives him head and then he fucks her up the ass, even working some ass to mouth action into the scene towards the end. Michael takes his time with her and she seems to really appreciate it, getting more aggressive with him and encouraging him to go at it harder as she gets more and more into it. He eventually blows his load into her mouth which she is only too happy to receive, ending a scorching hot scene and a very hot disc overall.Aside from that, there’s a short and fairly superficial behind the scenes featurette here that doesn’t offer much of substance but which does provide some nice footage of the girls. Also look for a cum shot recap, trailers for a few releases, a still gallery, menus and scene selection.
Battle Of The Asses 5 is a war we all win! Five quality scenes, not a bad one in the bunch, featuring some top tier talent and some very nicely done camera work that shows off the curves that ass fans crave. The extras are okay and the quality of the audio and video presentation is also quite strong – but as we all know, content is king and on that level this disc delivers. Highly recommended.