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Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas, The

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/11/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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The Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Alexis Texas

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Alexis Texas, Jayden Jaymes, Jules Jordan, Michael Stefano, Voodoo

Length: 174:13 minutes

Date of Production: 3/4/2013

Extras: The best extra was the 9:07 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It had various clips from the scenes including some deleted footage and tease as well as interview material. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, a director’s biography, a cast list and some websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas was presented in full anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. Each scene had a slightly different look to it, my preference being the ones shot outside in the glorious sunlight but all of the scenes lit quite well. There were some portions that were over lit or saturated, and not all of the footage was optimally shot by whomever held the camera when Jules was participating with Alexis Texas, but the editing by Mecha and other technical aspects of the five scenes were handled professionally. There was a light company watermark in the lower right hand corner for those who care but it was not obtrusive and with the wealth of ass showcased on the majority of the screen, I hardly noticed it most of the time. Aurally speaking, the vocals were crisp and clear, the music minimal most of the time except during the credits or opening portion of scenes, no ambient noises distracting me throughout the show.

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Body of Review: Jules Jordan is generally considered the king of gonzo porn these days for the quality of his works in the genre. His devotion to tease and a wide variety of hardcore antics in his movies for Jules Jordan Video brings out the best on his performers, the director sparing no expense to get the best performers in his movies. Next week, he will debut a long awaited starlet showcase called The Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas, the curvy blond bombshell certainly having risen through the ranks of the porn pantheon over the years to become one of the highest profile booty babes around. Unlike other showcase efforts, this one was not full of interracial, anal, or other “firsts” involving circus act sex, Alexis long having established herself as selling her ass tease centric scenes without the need for such things. She also did not have any lesbian only scenes, though Jayden Jaymes joining her to do Jules was certainly a treat, the director tapping the premium pussy three full times here, the other two scenes featuring Michael Stefano and Voodoo for some variety. If nearly three full hours of Alexis Texas is not your thing, so be it but frankly, these five new scenes were extremely strokable with great replay value, the lead hotty certainly coming a very long way since her beginnings in the industry some years back. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Alexis Texas, the blond booty babe featured all over the front cover, was up first in the pool with also impressive Jayden Jaymes, the redhead spotted on the middle of the right side front cover, doing lucky Jules Jordan. The scene began with the ladies wearing colorful bikinis in the pool, slowly rising from the depths to reveal what are two of the best asses in porn at this writing. Jayden’s spread was wider but each had its own appeal, Jules talking them through the tease with some slow motion included at times, the playful lesbian action leading to the ladies dropping in front of Jules to double team him orally. The impressive knob slobbing was sweet and he loved nestling between their cheeks, soon taking turns plowing their respective pussies while sharing their tits and gobbling their gashes as they actively rode him. After awhile, they moved to a shaded area to continue, Alexis sitting on the face of Jayden while Jules rimmed my fellow Texan, the three switching spots a number of times to savor one another nicely. The chemistry and heat generated was quite high here, the gals kneeling before him to provide more oral as he jerked out a wealth of genetic juice for them to share.

Scene Two: Alexis Texas, this time in skimpy black lingerie and patterned stockings, was up next in the house as she teased slowly, her crazy sweet ass bouncing and erect nipples showing her degree of excitement before working with Michael Stefano. There were some artistic touches here including slow motion and the use of black and white photography, the full color returning to show the couple in silhouette form as he dove orally into her ass to pleasure her. Alexis sat on his face before reversing into a 69, then slobbing his knob aggressively as she took most of him into her mouth during some throating. She spit on his turgid rod to lube it up and then bent over in a few positions for him to pound her round, moving to the bed where he tapped into her dripping wet pussy as she became a more active participant to the tryst. As in the other scenes, Alexis offered a great deal of eye contact to enhance the action, Michael giving additional head as much as she did between penetrative positions. Say what you will about the guy but he has long shown an appreciation for Alexis Texas some of his peers lacked, the young lady reciprocating wholeheartedly in how she treats him back. The ending blowjob included some superb hand to gland combat too, Michael taking over just before rubbing out a big nut of population pudding for her to savor all over her mug.

Scene Three: Alexis Texas, this time dressed up in a sheer black bikini ensemble, wearing rubber gloves and boots, a collar around her neck as she brandished a riding crop. She walked though the house in black and white before the scene reverted to color, the beautiful blond dominating tied up Jules Jordan as she decided he needed punishment. She lightly tapped him with the crop and teased him, rubbing her ass on his growing bulge, seducing him as his briefs struggled to contain his manhood (a mask pulled down on his face as she continued). Alexis left him to stew while she went to get a red flogger, drawing out the tease forever as she whispered a lot of dirty talk to him while resuming her booty rubbing against his pecker and then applied some hot candle wax to his chest. This led to some slow blowjob material and titty fucking, Alexis mounting him vaginally as her ass pressed against his crotch during some awesome vaginal penetration. She freed him from there and he dove into her ass to suit her desires, the man rimming her and gobbling her gash before going balls deep inside her neatly trimmed snatch. She had some blemishes down there too but Jules was on fire diving into her dripping wet pussy, various forms of active vaginal riding and oral applied to drive him crazy until he launched a massive dose of spunk to her open mouth, glazing her face and the black lounger as a result.

Scene Four: Alexis Texas, this time wearing a blue tube top and colorful stretch pants as seen on the center of the cover, was up next with Voodoo, the sheer amount of booty tease enhancing the moment substantially. Alexis was outside by the pool lounging and climbed the stairs for the director, dropping her drawers to reveal how tight her ass looked with a purple thong riding deep inside her ass crack. Alexis always looks her best under natural sunlight and this case was no different, Voodoo eventually joining her in the shaded area where she smothered him under her pants covered ass as she rubbed his crotch. She briefly sucked him off and he gave her a few licks too, some active vaginal in standing leading them to moving their act into the house by the bar where she knelt on a stool for her ass to stand out even more. They continued to fuck and suck around the room and Alexis was very active at riding him, her ass cheeks shaking up a storm as he pummeled her lubricated snatch, Alexis giving some aural inspiration as they continued. The tryst then ended when she blew him and jerked him off while kneeling before him, his splooge glazing her face and the gal made a show of tasting his semen with some swallowing.

Scene Five: Alexis Texas, up last in a sheer white bathing suit (as partially seen on the upper right corner of the front cover), , played outside with a garden hose to give herself that wet look I find so attractive. Jules Jordan would comment at times and applied some slow motion photography too, a lot of tease included before he stuffed his face between her ass inside the house upon handing off the camera to a colleague. Alexis continued to tease his cock from there, lifting her ass cheeks as they rubbed against his throbbing boner, some preliminary penetration enhanced by her sloppy hummer where she went all out to savor him completely. The oral and vaginal acts continued as Alexis took some chances to tease him, such as holding his erection while bobbing down on it to allow his head to lightly enter her, lifting off him again as he tried to impale her soundly. She would then take opportunities to suck her juices off his rod before going back to riding him so actively, her boobs bouncing and her aural moaning adding to the impact of the replay value. The scene then ended with her head propped up against the chair, Jules tossing out a big blast of ball batter that she enjoyed orally, semen glazing her face as the scene faded to the credits.

Summary: The Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video had just what I was looking for in how it showcased Alexis Texas without all the circus act stunts, relying on her broad based physical appeal as she teased, pleased, and squeezed out every last drop of baby batter from her stunt cocks. Jayden Jaymes was also welcome here with her own fantastic ass on display, the fun factor fucking included sure to win folks over when the movie is released next week so I rated it as Highly Recommended. In short, The Insatiable Miss Alexis Texas is like any other showcase spotlight title in that it relies so heavily on the allure of a single lady but in this case, it was not an attempt to predict the future so much as allow a gloriously gifted young lady a chance to enjoy herself for the fans, the director providing her with an opportunity to offer up way more tease than most companies allow her, the gal currently under contract with another company so give this one a lengthy look to see why I enjoyed it so much.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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