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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/25/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Anal Asses

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Mike Adriano

Cast: Allie Jordan, Kimmy Olsen, Mike Adriano, Nikki Delano, AJ Applegate, Katja Kassin, Mischa Brooks, Jynx Maze, Casey Stone; Ashlynn Leigh in the bonus scene only

Length: 332:12 minutes (199:13 minutes & 132:59 minutes)

Date of Production: 2013

Extras: The first disc had a cast list, a company website trailer, and some director websites but the second offered trailers, filmographies, photogalleries, a cumshot recap, cast list, and websites but the best extra was the 59:56 minute long bonus scene from Anal Pornsluts described below starring Ashlynn Leigh with Mike Adriano.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Asses was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. The scenes were all shot with basic lighting to eliminate any shadows, texture, or hints of color variations. The set up was simple with the basic tease, then Mike would join in for various forms of intercourse (a very strong emphasis on all sorts of anal exploits), all in some form of point of view fashion. It was not perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual, fans of well rounded women certain to appreciate it. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English but there wasn’t much to talk about aurally speaking though, the tease portion of the scenes employed music but the rest of the show was fairly easy to hear the vocals even if it sounded like a home camera shot them.

Body of Review: Mike Adriano has been making a lot of fans with his works at Evil Angel these days, his devotion to all things ass related making him increasingly popular. While he enjoys showcasing ladies wearing booty shorts, lingerie, and taking large toys in their asses, he is also known for his love of point of view (POV) work that allows him to partake in the sex, his latest fuck flick to make it my way being Anal Asses. The movie was another lengthy double disc effort, clocking in at almost six hours (if you include the lengthy bonus scene, even longer), the emphasis this time on top anal performers such as Jynx Maze, Katja Kassin, Mischa Brooks, Nikki Delano, Allie Jordan, AJ Applegate, Casey Stone, and Kimmy Olsen going cock crazy as Mike stuffed their asses full for hours.


Here is what the company website said about the show: “Ass-obsessed director and nonstop sexual dynamo Mike Adriano has one thing on his mind, and that's nasty butt sex with big-assed beauties. His latest two-disc release, the emphatically titled "Anal Asses," contains epic scenes of backdoor intercourse featuring nine gorgeous ladies with posteriors so nice, he named them twice! Of course, Mike makes sure to include the POV-style blow jobs, gaping buttholes, kinky rectal toys and lewd ass-to-mouth cocksucking his fans have come to expect. First, sassy sluts Kimmy Olsen and Allie Jordan join forces to pleasure the director in a frisky anal threesome that climaxes in a gooey sperm swap. Next, strikingly exotic brunette Nikki Delano tackles Mike's meat, providing messy, slobbery deep-throat service that leaves her covered in her own spit. He reams the tiny slut's soft ass and splatters her greasy buns with jism. Two big-assed blonde troublemakers, foxy AJ Applegate and legendary German sweetheart Katja Kassin, engage each other and Mike in nonstop rimming and debauchery both oral and anal. Lovely little Mischa Brooks gets her plump ass plundered and swallows a mouthful of fresh semen. And lithe cutie Jynx Maze teams up with glamorous teen Casey Stone; they both enjoy the flavor of ass along with Mike's raging boner. These crazy girls share his cum served in a large spoon. The DVD package includes a gape-heavy scene with the talented sphincter of adorable Ashlynn Leigh. "Anal Asses" may sound redundant, but each stunning derriere here is worth fucking twice.” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Allie Jordan, a tender young brunette with a nice ass (seen on the middle of the front cover to the left of center), and blond cutie Kimmy Olsen (seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover), were up first with Mike Adriano. Kimmy had the bigger ass of the two ladies but both were worth some added attention, the gals bending over outside and walking on the treadmill to show their sway for the director. This led to their peeling off their pants and displaying awesome cheeks with just a thin thong stuffed deep in their ass cracks, Mike applying some chocolate syrup to lick off them before the ladies engaged in some minor lesbian play. Their snatches were shaven and Mike was soon rimming them to their satisfaction in the house, large anal plugs deployed to make the ensuing anal antics with the director easier. The ladies appreciated the gash gobbling but preferred to slob his knob in a teamwork display, his rod and balls getting a whole lot of love before the anal penetration positions began. The ladies were not initially active riders but developed the skill as they warmed up, some vaginal action tossed in at times but the anal clearly the prime act of the day. Kimmy was especially into it when she began pushing back to take him in her ass, Allie trying to keep up with her even though both did plenty of taste testing. For her part, Allie was a world class cock sucker of epic proportions too, eventually earning his genetic juice to share with Kimmy who swallowed the baby batter like a treat.

Scene Two: Nikki Delano, the cheeky babe seen on the center of the cover in a red top, was up next with Mike Adriano. Nikki wore workout clothing such as a red hoody and gray sweat pants, the gal going into great detail about her limited anal experience (and how men cannot last long given how tight her asshole is). Mike massaged her cheeks and she continued to tease, the treadmill walking looking much better when her pants were pulled down. Mike gobbled her gash and ass alike, the shaven parts nicely complimenting her positive attitude. Nikki then switched into a stripped outfit that left nothing to the imagination, the couple moving inside where she knelt on the floor with her ass in the air so he could rim her soundly. Her labia were thick and meaty too, the shaven pussy approach working better for her than many of her peers. Mike then continued his food fetish attack by applying honey to eat off her pussy and ass, Nikki throating him like a seasoned champion in a very sloppy hummer that left her saliva all over her chest and face. He then pounded her ass and pussy with his turgid pecker, Nikki aurally inspiring him to drill ever deeper as she relished the feeling of cock in her holes. Nikki was an active anal rider and did ample taste testing too, Mike plastering her sweet ass with population pudding as he tossed out his wigglers to her delight.

Scene Three: AJ Applegate, a major new player in anal antics (seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, further in than her super sexy scene partner), and well known booty queen Katja Kassin, featured on the outer corner, were up next with Mike Adriano, the lengthy scene lasting over an hour as they finished up the first disc. AJ had been in the business for under a year (at age 23), the perky newcomer admiring Katja as an anal icon (who also started at 23 some years back). The stretch pants Katja wore complimented the tight jeans AJ had on, both of them toying with the director as well as making sure they had a good time. The resulting fun factor frolic enhanced the strokability for me as much as the replay value itself, some treadmill walking by Katja leading AJ to eat her juicy pussy. AJ then took a turn on the device and Mike rimmed her, both ladies appreciating his devotion to oral antics as they joined in to make things even better. Katja then tongued AJ in a very prone position, some reciprocation in the house resulting in Mike coming back for even more, some glass anal toys stretching the ladies out to make his anal plundering even easier though Katja was active almost from the very beginning. The ladies sucked him off aggressively and worked his nuts over too, some hand to gland jerking off and taint licking adding to the wealth of penetration positions. Katja liked getting anal at first and then spent the rest of the scene doing vaginal, AJ keeping up with her on all fronts with both offering some dirty talk to enhance the finally results. The scene ended when AJ rode him to completion, his spunk gracing her ass cheeks after she changed into a pink vinyl skirt with Katja pushing the gal to give her best (vaginal too). Katja then took what amounted to a second load of ball batter for cum swapping and swallowing, the heated tryst a very excellent combination of youth and experience.

Scene Four: Mischa Brooks, the delightfully enthusiastic anal princess seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was then doing Mike Adriano all by herself, the native American lady possessing a very nice ass. They began with Mischa on the treadmill inside, her gray booty shorts riding deep inside her ass as the couple played with it. She then walked the walk to show how her hips swayed as she moved, the gal kneeling down so Mike could worship her perfect ass and perky pucker, her aural comments pushing him to drive deeper inside her ass with tongue and fingers. This led to some face sitting and food fetish work (she drew the line at him putting brownies up her ass to eat though), her snatch neatly trimmed as he continued warming her up with his tongue in her snatch. This led to vaginal and anal penetration positions, most of them taking place after she inhaled his cock orally with a fine blowjob displaying her wonderful oral skills. Her pretty eyes gave excellent eye conact and her positive attitude enhanced the end result of the scene, some salad tossing by the lady leading him to pound her pucker in an initially passive anal romp that got better with time. He was oiled up and ready to bone her like he owned her, Mischa pushing back to meet his thrusts once she was ready to accommodate his girth. Both did more oral on each other between the penetrative positions, Mischa claiming to have orgasmed very hard at once point with some juices left on her labia for Mike to appreciate. Her ending active anal then drained him dry of spunk to her mouth, the baby batter not swallowed though she seemed happy with their level of chemistry together.

Scene Five: Jynx Maze, the gorgeous Latina seen featured on the left hand corner of the front cover, and mega cutie Casey Stone, seen right beside her, were up last with lucky Mike Adriano. This scene lasted a little under an hour but I was glad to see Jynx back in action, especially given that she was helping such a cutie in Casey learn the ropes. The only weak thing about the scene was that Casey was not going to take his cock in her ass, settling for rimming Jynx and doing some ATM of his pecker out of Jynx’s superior posterior. The tease focused on Jynx and her winking asshole, the gal slurping a colorful ice cream treat before doing the treadmill walk. They joked about Jynx having eaten a lot of pop tarts, Casey showing no problem tonguing her partner’s asshole with her pierced tongue. Some lipstick was applied to ass and the ice cream rod was stuffed in Jynx’s ass, Mike getting in on the food fetish action before they went inside to continue. The ladies aggressively slobbed his knob, the double teaming oral leading to some major salad tossing of the director in POV fashion in what was nasty but strangely erotic t the same time. The sloppy oral led to a bunch of ass fucking, Jynx on her own during the penetration portion of the show since Casey was there solely for backup and oral. When Mike unleashed his splooge into a black ladle, the ladies licked it up and swallowed the ball batter, the semen relished (and Jynx rightly pointing out how hard it would be to beat their scene).

Bonus Scene: Anal Pornsluts: Ashlynn Leigh, the youthful cutie seen on the lower middle of the front cover was then up as the last scene on the first disc, Mike Adriano finding her adorable. As the youngest member of the cast, the Texan native lacked much of an accent but claimed to be a near genius in math as her only talent. Mike set out to prove her wrong, her perfect pucker calling to him as she used it to tease him in the courtyard. They moved inside where her pink thong separated her ass cheeks, the gal removing it and lifting her blue “California” shirt to reveal some perky nipple erections. The coy tease continued until he went down on her ass and she reciprocated with an enthusiastic blowjob, adding some salad tossing to her list of accomplishments. She really dug in when it came time to bury her tongue in his asshole, the look in her eye showing she was a fan of the kinky act. He then started banging her ass with his cock buried really deep, using a vibrator on her pussy to get off with. She was a screamer and let loose with the vocals, Ashlynn enjoying doing more oral on his pecker with some ATM as the scene continued. At that point, she cranked it up a notch to actively ride his rod anally, bouncing on him before a few last moments of slow enjoyment where she pushed back to meet his thrusts, blowing him to completion and swallowing the spunk.

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Summary: Anal Asses by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was fun, full of hardcore fuck for the buck, and had a diverse cast of great anal enthusiasts so I rated it as Highly Recommended. Picking out just a few ladies as better than the rest was not an easy task this time, the strength of performances so high end, but I admit an ongoing fondness for Jynx Maze, Katja Kassin, and Mischa Brooks, AJ Applegate and Nikki Delano certainly earning a nod too. In short, Anal Asses was the kind of work the director has become known for offering, a set of attractive ladies doing anal better than almost anyone in the industry at this writing so consider this a worthy addition to your collections if you appreciate anal action with experienced hotties.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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