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Dirty Masseur 2

Studio: Brazzers » Review by Charles Bukkake » Review Date: 4/30/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo, Oiled, Web-To-DVD

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Brandi Love, Alexis Ford, Leilani Leeane, Aleksa Nicole, Holly Tyler, Bill Bailey, Johnny Sins, Kieran Lee

Length: 3 hrs. 25 mins.

Date(s) of Production: 11/6/12

Release Year: 2012

Extras: Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Trailers, Bonus Scene. Website Information

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent Quality – Shot in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9

Price of DVD: $26.99

Overview: In Dirty Masseur Vol. 2 a handful of starlets get oiled up, rubbed down, and fucked silly. Released in December of last year, this film goes on to feature performances from Jayden Jaymes, Holly Tyler and Alexis Ford. All scenes were originally featured online at Brazzers and are now assembled on this disc for the first time ever.  

The Movie: Every vignette on this DVD begins in a fairly similar fashion. Each starlet is introduced to her masseur and then small plot points are created. These storylines range from a starlet offering sex to pay the masseur for his services, to male masseur prostitutes passed off as birthday presents. The setups are slight, yet a good part of each of the scenes, roughly half their running times, are dedicated to full body massages. They start out as legitimate rubdowns before eventually turning sexual, the latter of which is ultimately expected.

Jayden Jaymes kicks things off with a good performance overall. Her partner instructs her to disrobe and as she does so he sheepishly turns away so as not to see her in her birthday suit. Once she’s lying facedown on the massage table he carefully applies a few layers of oil that he gingerly rubs allover her body, while all the while the starlet moans and tells him how good he’s making her feel. It’s not long before the two are going at it.

Throughout this scene Jayden plays a dominant role and shows quite the aggressive streak as she thrusts herself against her partner’s cock while he’s doing her from behind, or grinds her snatch while she takes command of the scene during a cowgirl take. As I said, this was a good performance, and a great way to start the flick.

Blonde bombshell Alexis Ford proves to be a bit bitchy towards her friend who she calls on to manage her daily activities at the start of her scene. The best friend is not too pleased with Alexis’ attitude and calls on a massage therapist to come over and fuck the bitchiness out of her.

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This scene was pretty decent. Alexis is good looking, has a nice pert rack and talks dirty early on, which only sets the mood for the eventual dick drilling that’s about to go down. Unlike Jayden’s performance, Alexis is a lot more submissive and gets tossed around a lot. Her ass is spanked till it’s red and she’s fucked hard. Her partner eventually busts his biscuits on her maw, and then goes back for seconds like her pussy was Chinese food. Not bad at all.

Aleksa stars in scene three and is given the impression that her masseur wants to fuck her right from the get go when he makes a crack about his last client being a 400-pound heifer and how Aleksa is way sexier. Aleksa is a little unnerved by this guy and rolls her eyes at his advances, but eventually, he wins her over and is permitted access to her love glove. Aleksa puts up a good fuck and we get to see her tiny ass played like a bongo while it’s drizzled with oil.

Brandi Love is a bit of a MILF. There, I said it. She looks good, but may be a little too cut for some. By that I mean that she’s got a very well defined stomach and toned arms. This may or may not be a deal-breaker depending on who you are and what you’re into, but it’s worth mentioning nonetheless. Of course, given that she’s older, Brandi comes to the set with a lot of experience and knows how to command a performance. The sex in her scene was pretty good, this starlet knows how to work the meat pole and her cold cut combo is for the taking.

Holly Tyler is a hot blonde with tattoos, pierced nipples and nicely tanned skin. She’s last to be featured, not counting the bonus scene with Leilani Leeane, of course. Her masseur gives her some story about how in order to heal the mind you must heal the body, or some other new age hoopla, and proceeds to oil down the starlet before burying his boner. This scene was pretty good, Holly gets it doggy style, there’s some spooning and then she rides her partner, who admittedly does most of the work while Holly is in the cowgirl position. Overall hers was a nice scene to close with.

Final Summation: Dirty Masseur Vol. 2 was okay. I’m not really crazy about the massage niche, but taken for what it is, this film is pretty solid. It’s also loaded to the gills with additional material and comes with a bonus scene starring the ebony hottie, Leilani Leeane, who gives a dynamite performance. I’d say that if you’re into this particular niche genre and like to see a female full body massage before things head over to sexy town, then you’d like this. Is this stuff for everybody? Who knows? Regardless of which side of the fence you happen to sit on, this film is certainly worthy of some attention and comes recommended


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