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Big Tits In Uniform 9


Studio: Brazzers » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 5/18/13



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

The ninth in what is already a reasonably long running series of Big Tits In Uniform series is a serious case of ‘if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.’ This one doesn’t deviate from the norm established by the first eight entries, but at the same time it delivers pretty much exactly what you’d want out of a movie like this – big tittied hotties in various uniforms. If that’s your kink, you’re going to get off on this. If it’s not, well, go watch something else.

So with that said, here’s a rundown of all the dirty things you get to watch unfold before your very eyes, thanks to magic of DVD:

Scene 1 – Alanah Rae And Keiran Lee: This scene is set inside a prison where Keiran is busted with a dirty magazine by prison guard Alanah. She starts flipping through the pages and wouldn’t you know it, she starts to get turned on by it. Her fingers head south and she starts diddling herself, and then she unleashes the artificially induced hostages and gives Mr. Lee a look at her knockers. This turns into a nice tit worship fetish scene, with Lee getting all crazy over those big ol’ hooters of hers. She gets his pants down and gives him head in order to get him good and ready to fuck her, at which point, by her command, he fucks her tits. From there, it’s pussy time as he slips it in missionary style before flipping her onto her side for some spoon fucking. She gets him on his back and rides him cowgirl style, those big tits flopping to and fro, and then he gets her on all fours and fucks her from behind, which gives us a nice look at her ass. He pulls out and blows a load across her face, finishing off a solid opening scene with some good chemistry and energetic fucking.

Scene 2 – Samantha Saint And Johnny Sins: This scene is set in a coffee ship that is most certainly NOT Starbucks. Foxy blonde Samantha looks foxy in her white blouse, open just enough to tease us with some cleavage and some sexy pierced nipples, and her green apron. Johnny comes into the café and tells her about his explicit writing and the scene he invasions the two of them in, and this turns her on enough that she starts taking out her tits and playing with them. She gets on the counter and spreads her legs, diddling her clit until she’s completely hot and horny, at which point Johnny takes the hint and starts fingering her. He plays with her tits and motorboats her a bit, and then she gives him a seriously professional blowjob. He gets her on all fours and fucks her from behind, and then she gets him on his back so that she can ride him reverse cowgirl style, taking the focus off of her rack and onto her ass for a bit. Johnny pulls out and she gets on her knees as he strokes off onto her face and finishes a second enthusiastic well shot scene.

Scene 3 – April O’Neil And Johnny Sins: Everyone’s favorite turtle loving girl reporter, err… I mean dark haired Doctor Who loving porn star starts her scene off strutting around Memo’s pizza joint where she works in a tight top and short shorts. Her boss gets irritated with her when she ignores the landline to goof off on her iPhone, at which point he gives her delivery detail. She changes into even less clothing and heads out to drop off a pie at Johnny’s place – but you know what is going to happen next… she heads inside and feeds him the pizza, and then she takes his pants down and gobbles on his dong. After a nice blowjob, he plays with her lovely breasts and then returns the oral favors. She blows him again and he fucks her tits, after which he gets on his back and she rides him cowgirl style. From there they fuck missionary style, reverse cowgirl style and spoon style, plenty of energy and enthusiasm from both parties, April’s tits looking A++ as she takes it from various angles. Johnny pulls out and she dutifully drops to her knees as she delivers a load of manchowder onto her face ending the best scene on the disc by quite a margin. April knows what she is doing here and obviously loves her work. There’s a ton of energy, enthusiasm and genuine sex appeal exuding off of this woman and yeah... wow.

Scene 4 – Gaia And Xander Corvus: Pretty Asian Gaia has ridiculous fake tits, the kind that don’t suit her at all. But with that said, the rest of her looks pretty good and good gosh almighty does she ever have a pretty face. When her scene begins, Xander and another army dude show up for some food. The other dude takes off and Xander and Gaia are alone – it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what happens next… she takes out her tits and he understandably sees this as a cue to suck her nipples. He heads south and eats her out, and then she takes his pants down and gives him a sloppy hummer. After a whole lot of wet face fucking he bends her over and fucks her from behind before flipping her around and letting her ride him reverse cowgirl style. From there they go at it missionary style and then before he pulls out he pokes her pud spoon style. She takes his cock and strokes it until he blows a load all over this big fake hooters, and boom, we’re done. This one isn’t as uniform-focused as the others, but it works. Her pierced pussy is also fun to look at.

Scene 5 – Margo Russo And Mick Blue: Blonde Margo and her big boobs are up last, but not least. Mick’s a Marine hoping she’ll go to the ball with him. He messages her online and she likes what she sees. Soon enough she shows up in a short and skimpy version of the Marine uniform, with one thing on her mind. Mick moves in on her and starts groping her hooters, and after that he heads south. She blows him, taking him as far down her throat as realistically possible, and then he fucks her tits. After he goes down on her she bends over in front of him and takes it from behind, and then he gets on his back for some reverse cowgirl action. The spoon fuck and then he gets her on her back for some missionary style pussy pounding, after which he pulls out and blows his load all over her face, ending the scene and the feature.

The DVD

Video:

Big Tits In Uniform 9 looks very good in this 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There’s about as much detail as a standard definition shoot like this can provide not only on the performers but also in the sets and backgrounds/sets used in the production. There aren’t any issues at all with compression artifacts or edge enhancement while color reproduction and skin tones look excellent throughout. There are no issues with shimmering or aliasing and the well lit production is crisp, clean and colorful from start to finish.

Sound:

The sole audio track on this DVD release is a Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine. Dialogue stays clean and clear throughout and the levels are all properly balanced. The score sounds good and there aren’t any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. The audio here won’t blow you away but it certainly won’t disappoint you either.

Extras:

Aside from a few trailers and a cum shot recap, we get a bonus scene here starring Roberta Gemma and Nick Lang. Here, lovely dark haired Roberta is an elevator mechanic and Nick shows up for a lift, unable to not notice her short skirt. He likes what he sees and makes a move, and after they tongue kiss and grope one another she goes down on him. He bends her over and eats her from behind, soon replacing his tongue with his dong. They fuck cowgirl style and then doggie style, giving us a nice look at her behind, and he pulls out and finishes on her face. Nick keeps his clothes on the entire time and the whole thing takes place inside an elevator – that’s something different at least, so bonus points for that. Roberta’s also got a killer body and the good sense to wear some black stockings. Yeah, this’ll work.

Final Thoughts:

Big Tits In Uniform 9 is a decent entry in the series highlighted by April O’Neill’s winning scene. The other efforts? Solid, through and through. How much you get out of this may depend on your love of fake books, as there are some obvious ones here, but outside of that this is good, fairly mainstream porn. It doesn’t fetishize the uniform aspect of things as effectively as it could but it still delivers some quality sex and nice production values. The DVD looks and sounds good. Recommended.



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