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Hose Monster 5

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 6/25/13

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Category: Gangbang/DP/Euro




Cast: Cayene Klein/Sophie Lynx/Cherry Kiss


Hose Monsters: David Perry/Markus Dupree/Rocco Sardo/Steve Holmes/Csoky Ice/Totti/Sabby

Director: David Perry


Extras: BTS/Photo Galleries/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 4/24/2013

Runtime: 131 Mins


Click the play button above to watch the trailer for 'Hose Monster 5'!





Scene 1:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cayenne Klein/David Perry/Markus Dupree/Rocco Sardo

Tease/Ass Eating/Blowjob/Spooning/Blowjob/Deepthroating/Doggie/Gaping/Reverse Cowgirl/Anal/DP/Gangbang/Squirting/Facial (High Volume)

The premiere scene in the fifth installment of David Perry's 'Hose Monster' first begins with some tease from Cayenne Klein, followed by her jumping into a hot tub with our director David. Some steamy one-on-one sex begins the action before David's pals eventually step in for a 3 on one fuckfest with the slim beauty. Cayenne certainly gets her fill of dick as the scene moves forward, getting it in every hole available aside from her ears and nose. Some epic squirting takes place here as well when David jostles his hands roughly over her pussy in the middle stages of the scene. Loads of anal, DP's and all out hardcore sex immerse this scene, as it ultimately ends with the guys pumping their jizz whistles over Cayenne's lovely cumcatcher to close it out. Nice scene here with some solid cumshots in the ending moments.


Scene 2:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sophie Lynx/Steve Holmes/Csoky Ice/Totti

Tease/Anal Dildo Play/Male Masturbation/Anal/DP/Cowgirl/Doggie/Reverse Cowgirl/Facefucking/ATM/Facials (Medium Volume)

Sophie Lynx is the next to take on the hose monster, as the scene opens with a nice tease from the euro beauty that toes the line on being a bit on the lengthy side. However, Sophie does look incredible through it all, but the dildo play seems to slow it down a bit as it seems to go on for quite a while. The boys later enter the scene with cocks in hand and eventually the DP's and Deepthroats are flowing like wildfire. Sophie is very easy on the eyes, and handles some pretty hardcore fucking throughout this scene but her incessant moans, whether they were deliberate or not, became a bit of a hindrance for me as the scene continues on. It all ends with Sophie being on the receiving end of a jizzbath to the face as each guy blows his load separately before the camera gives her a couple close-ups. Not a fantastic scene in all honesty. Sophie is beautiful, no bones about it, but there was just too much that slowed down the scene if you ask me. Although there were some awesome moments during the sex, there were also moments when I felt like I was waiting for something else to happen, and it never did. This one is probably the downer of the film for me.



Scene 3:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cherry Kiss/David Perry/Steve Holmes/Sabby

Tease/Female Masturbation/Blowjob/Doggie/Blowbang/Spooning Anal/Cowgirl/DP/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/Squirting/Facials (High Volume)

For the final scene in 'Hose Monster 5' we have the gorgeous Cherry Kiss, who is applying some last-minute touches to her makeup when the scene begins. Cherry plays the wife of Steve Holmes, who is having a couple of handymen over to fix up the hot water tank in the basement. The setup of the scene is pretty cool, as it's essentially this: Cherry is a 'bad girl' wife type, who has no care or concern for her husband's nerdy and prudish attitude. Once the the tease begins, it again goes on for a really long time, and mainly consists of Cherry masturbating herself in the shower naked. Once the handymen step in the blowbang starts and Cherry's determination as she sucks cock is quite lovely, it just sucked that it took so long to get to. Once the sex gets underway more frequently slow parts ensue but there were also some notable ones to mention as well, with Cherry giving out some really nice squirts in the middle stages. The scene of course ends with Cherry being hosed by her monsters as they finish themselves atop her face to close it out. Another fair scene here I suppose, that had some decent action laced throughout, but overall not great.



I'd love to sit here and tell you that you I loved this movie, but in all honesty I'd be lying if I said that. No doubt that there was some good stroke material laced through some parts of this, but in my opinion there were also quite a few parts that could have been completely scrapped to make for a better viewing. The one that sticks out the most is the Sophie Lynx tease. Of course, Sophie makes a solid case for being the hottest babe in the entire film, but the introductory segment in her scene was obnoxiously long. I rarely dock points for long segments, but there just wasn't anything great through any of this. Add to that the mediocre-ness of the overall film and I would have to tell you to skip this one. I've seen most of the other Hose Monster series, and I'd have to say that this one was the worst of them all. Skip it.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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