Cast: Phoenix Askani, Tommy Pistol, Jessie Lee, Brittany Lynn, Owen Grey, Joanna Angel, Tommy Gunn, Skin Diamond, Kleio, Sierra Cure, Wolf Hudson, Arabelle Raphael, Larkin Love, Danny Wylde Non-sex zombie roles: Mexican Stallion, Alexxxa Romance, Bianca Stelle, Elizabeth Anne, Lola La Fluer, Cathleen Nicole, Greyson Ludwick, Honey Shively, Dick Spitfire Jay, Lauren WK, Luka, Mike Mancho, Nikki Hearts, Roxanne Marie, Pelle Svanslos, Cockcake Factory, Big Rumps
Length: 130:13 minutes
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Date of Production: 2013
Extras: There were trailers, a photogallery, some web links, and a 27:56 minute long Behind the Scenes feature full of interviews, makeup sessions, commentary, and footage worth watching.
Audio/Video Quality: The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol for Burning Angel Entertainment. This creative duo were wise enough to hire skilled videographer Mike Quasar to handle the camera work, his multitude of parody and gonzo efforts over the years proving invaluable to producing the vision of the directors as they parodied the mainstream television series better than expected, the editing by Sonny Malone and makeup work by Melissa Makeup, Tommy Pietch, and Andrea Wiersma sure to garner award nominations (perhaps wins too) later this year. The lighting by “Old Man” John Frady helped set the mood of the scenes too, the overall visual elements adding up to make this a well done visual tribute to the popular AMC show. The aural components of the movie included a stereo score by Kevin MacLeod and incompetech.com, some solid vocals, and ambient noises all balanced to make this a stand out audio effort compared to the crowded field of porn parodies.
Body of Review: Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol have been working both sides of the camera in porn now for some time, their latest efforts decidedly weirder than most of the porn I tend to review. The couple have helped put Burning Angel Entertainment on the porn parody map of late in some entertaining, if occasionally questionably strokable, smut such as the subject of today’s review of recent released The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody. For those familiar with the popular mainstream cable television series, it concerns a world where everything went to shit and a small band of misfits try to survive against ravaging hordes of zombies, as well as those they encounter along their journeys. In this porn parody version, the best way to kill a zombie is to drop a load of genetic juice on them, the amount of splooge needed seemingly minimal though I’m sure many of you will make jokes about it (especially given the cast of male characters at work). Starring curvy babe Joanna Angel and co-director Tommy Pistol (as well as a wealth of others the team often work with), the story was entertaining even if the creepy factor was in high gear this time, something along the lines of last year’s “Evil Head” title I liked so much. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Phoenix Askani, normally a very sexually attractive babe, was up first as a cock sucking zombie in need of seed. She shuffled over to patient Tommy Pistol and did what came naturally, slobbing his knob for a few moments, his round of spunk ending her earthly experience in short order.
Scene Two: Jessie Lee, a popular blond, and brunette Brittany Lynn, were up next in an RV with Owen Grey (I thought it was Scotty Lyons at first), his portrayal of a horny hillbilly with low standards proving exactly right for the situation confronting him. They were semen starved undead zombies with willing mouths, the man allowing both of them an opportunity to blow him and suck his nuts before he banged both of them vaginally in the cramped quarters. This scene was not overly long either, the two positions of penetration unleashing his ball batter to finish them off.
Scene Three: Joanna Angel, the extremely popular brunette hotty, was up next with nipple loving Tommy Gunn and jealous Tommy Pistol, her excuse to placate her “husband” Pistol as funny as anything else in the movie. He walked in when Gunn’s face was stuffed between Joanna’s sweet ass cheeks, a short struggle ending when she gave them both a reason to stop. This meant their hands were all over her, Joanna kissing and jerking them off as they diddled her and all ended up in bed together. Pistol gobbled her gash and she worked heartily on Gunn’s member orally, Joanna then alternating between the men orally until some active vaginal riding took place. This led to anal and some DP material, more oral included until the guys beat off some population pudding to her welcoming face and upper torso.
Scene Four: Skin Diamond, a light skinned black gal with a very tight body, was up next with blond Kleio, sword wielding Skin saving the gal from an untimely fate before the two fell onto a bed for some lesbian loving. Skin was on top initially, Kleio’s boobs in plain view as she diddled the gal’s heavily tattooed body and shaven snatch. Kleio then led an oral assault on Skin’s bald beaver, the two bending over for some ass play as well as more fingering until both got off at least once.
Scene Five: Sierra Cure, a newcomer playing “Sophia” who was lost along the way to safety, was up next on the roof top as moper Wolf Hudson took care of her zombified condition as the other cast members watched and encouraged him. He ate her scrawny zombie beaver and started to fuck her in doggy (as Joanna and Pistol mocked them in hilarious fashion), a few more positions of penetrative sex on her bald pussy combined with some oral leading to her demise when he launched his genetic juice to her mouth, the baby batter instantly causing her to collapse.
Scene Six: Arabelle Raphael, Kleio, Joanna Angel, Larkin Love, Tommy Pistol, Wolf Hudson, and Danny Wylde, then closed things out after the zombies attacked once the fate of the world had been discovered. The majority of zombies had been fought off but the lady zombies apparently needed better means to send off, Tommy and Joanna initially working on one with big tits while the others combined to sexually satisfy Larkin and each other. Joanna’s over the top portrayal was again top notch, Danny plowing away to “cure” his charge with some help by Joanna before too long. The orgy was shot in a mish mash manner where an awful lot took place at once, the replay value elevated as a result though I would have preferred multiple cameras work it in with some long shots for better context. By the end of the scene, the zombies (Larkin and Arabelle) knelt to get their share of seed, the credits following with some potential footage of a follow up project.
Summary: The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody by directors Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol for Burning Angel Entertainment is not the kind of stroke flick for everyone thanks to the multitude of scenes where zombie fucking took place but aside from a slow sexual start with two minimally qualifying scenes, the creative team pulled off making what most might consider a really tough sell regarding a porno about truly ugly misfits having sex (not just Wolf or Danny either), the sheer entertainment value meriting a rating of Recommended or better depending on your tastes in porn (or lack thereof). In short, The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody will not appeal to many of you who grew up on porn made to the usual standards set forth decades ago but as a horny little excuse for the cast to fuck and go crazy in some amusing situations based on a popular television show, it was well ahead of the pack of gross out porn parodies.
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