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I Was A Mail Order Bride

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 7/28/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: All Sex, Vignette

Director: Brad Armstrong

Cast: Tori Black, Asa Akira, Brooklyn Lee, Misty Stone, Lea Lexis, Ava Addams, Veronica Rodriguez, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Tony DeSergio, Manuel Ferrara, Kris Slater, Ryan McLane, Steven St. Croix (bonus sex scene), Michael Vegas (bonus sex scene)

Length: 142 minutes 

Extras: The highlight of the special features section are the three bonus sex scenes. The first one has Tori Black and Alektra Blue in Black and Blue. The second scene features Asa Akira and Steven St. Croix in Sex. The final scene has Misty Stone and Michael Vegas in Countdown. A nice looking photo gallery, several trailers, a Free Speech Coalition message, and a Wicked Essentials Care commercial are shown too.  

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid. 

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Condoms: Yes

Overview: I Was a Mail Order Bride is a film by Wicked Pictures director and performer Brad Armstrong. In this movie, several guys are looking for an international wife on the Internet site World Wide Wife. Brad did a very good job in hiring the appropriate female talent to portray their particular foreign character. On account of this factor, the scenes were believable and entertaining. Superstars Tori Black, Asa Akira, and Misty Stone give this production big star power.
Scene One: Ryan McLane is browsing on the Internet. As he continues to search for the mail order bride that fancies his eye, the guy comes to the profile of Veronica Rodriguez. He contacts her. Later on, the woman appears at his home. Despite the language barrier, both people are cute together. After he lets her in, we see them on a bed where the woman applies a sensual bj. I enjoyed seeing her lick his manhood. Since Veronica's body is very sexy, the eye candy factor increases a lot when she rides him. Their screwing pace also rises on account of Ryan's pumping delivery. Their performance feels more personal during the spooning and mish moments. The chemistry between them looks good. Finally, he strokes off on her chest and near her pretty receptive mouth. 
Scene Two: Manuel Ferrara selects a bride over the Internet. Sexy Ava Addams appears at his door. I enjoy the French dialogue. Soon, we see them kissing pretty heavily on his bed. For some reason, Ava's wardrobe reminds me of an airline stewardess. She looks hot in it and she fills it out well. Some heavy petting occurs and Manuel feels his way between her legs. I liked seeing her exposed boobs while he is eating her pussy. As they shift to the bj activity, Ava's beautiful body is smoking hot. After her nice cock sucking session, the woman's body is positioned amazingly well during the spooning action which the viewers are going to want to jack off a lot. It's not a surprise that Ava is nominated for Best Porn Body for The Sex Awards. Their very hot performance remains solid during the cockriding and missionary activity. Manuel sucks her toes momentarily. The Frenchman ends up pulling out and cumming all over her gorgeous body.
Scene Three: Eric Masterson sends for Misty Stone to the States after becoming fascinated by her profile. Unfortunately, when he meets and talks to the African princess, he finds out that they like different things in life. However, one thing that is universal is sex. So, they have it on his bed. Misty looks so yummy laying there. She does not have to show much skin for the viewers to get turned on by her. I like how Eric does not waste too much time in pleasuring her and gets right down to eating her out since that's the type of woman Misty is playing. Also, I enjoy seeing him spend a lot of time on her vaginal plaything. The woman moans and squirms so well from his well done oral and manual technique. Afterwards, Misty loosens his pants and sucks his dick. When Eric mouth fucks her, the lady's mouth gestures look hotter. During the cowgirl ride, Misty slaps her ass several times. But, the passion between them shows up well with their spoonful of pleasure session where the fucking action is intense. Finally, Eric cums on her tummy and up her body.    
Scene Four: Kris Slater finds tough-minded Russian Tori Black on the web site and sends for her. When they meet, she is disappointed by his lack of height among other things. When they finally get down to business, the woman masturbates in front of him. As her sexual behavior progresses, a nice looking seductive tease occurs. I really like Tori's stare and dirty talk. Later, we get a very good view of Tori's pussy while she fingers herself. Then, her sexy dirty talk heightens when she sucks on a glass dildo before fucking herself with it. In the meantime, Kris is stroking his dick.  I like the camera shot in which Kris' pointed up rubbed on dick is in the foreground and a masturbating Tori is in the background. This scene is a pretty good one for Tori Black fans. After she makes herself cum, she tells Kris to cum. Tori's Russian accent is a turn-on throughout their performance.        
Scene Five: Tony DeSergio seeks his bride over the Internet. He is struck with Brit Brooklyn Lee. However, when he meets her, Tony can tell that the woman is not what she appears to be. After the woman confesses to him, they begin to make out tenderly. I was impressed with Tony's slow pace in kissing her body and sucking her pussy. Brooklyn shook uncontrollably whenever he applied solid sucking pressure on her vaginal playground. It really affects her when the man adds the fingerfucking activity with it. A bj from her follows. I enjoyed seeing her apply the condom on his dick. The chemistry that they develop is pretty good. Afterwards, Brooklyn rides a bit before getting doggied. She moans a lot when he sticks his pecker into her ass. She quiets down a while as Tony continues to hump her that way with rapid rhythm. A spooning anal follows as Tony resumes his fast humping delivery. Suddenly, he pulls out and cums on her pussy.    
Scene Six: When Romanian Lea Lexis arrives at Tommy Gunn's home, the excited and playful woman shows off her flexibility on the kitchen counter. She is very cute and likable. Afterwards, the good looking couple kiss and start to make love. They kiss on the bed briefly. Then, she maneuvers her way down his body to take out his cock and suck on it. I was impressed to see the pretty woman bend backwards to apply the cock suck. Next, we get a cock ride and a mish by them. Not only is Lea's body captivating, but also her legs too. Afterwards, the scene shifts from the bedroom to the kitchen. During the standing fuck from behind, Lea's left leg is sticking up in the air. Then, her left foot is on the counter. Her body positions are hot. This entertaining scene ends with Tommy cumming in her receptive mouth.    
Scene Seven: When Asa Akira arrives at Brad Armstrong's home, she does not speak English. They communicate with each other with their translation phone apps. This set-up storyline is very creative. The pair also act well together. Asa is quite cute in her colorful Japanese/Minnie Mouse type of outfit. When they do start to make out, the tone feels sensual. His pussy rubbing actions really gets the pretty woman off. Next, I enjoyed watching Brad ask Asa by using the phone app if she would suck his dick. Her bj application is slow paced and tender. Although I enjoyed how the pace picked up to be a more sluttier performance. He widens her pussy with several fingers while she is fingering her asshole. Afterwards, Brad uses several fingers to fuck her pussy and butthole simultaneously. It's a cool scene as he eats her salad. Then, he sticks his dick into her tunnel of love. A cowgirl ride follows with Brad fingering her butthole with much determined grit. Next, he fucks Asa through her butthole mish style. When the guy shoots his load at her face and open mouth, Asa ends up with a worthy sexual workout.      
Final Thoughts: This movie is a fun thrill as we get an international flavor of love and stimulating hot sex by the likes of  Asa Akira, Misty Stone, Lea Lexis, Ava Addams, and Veronica Rodriguez. The male performers deserve good credit too in acting out the scenes with them. I was happy to see Tori Black since she has not been that active in adult films for a while. The two-time AVN Female Performer of the Year still can captivate the viewers even while performing a masturbation and tease scene with a lot of dirty talk. Retired star Brooklyn Lee is another performer who looks get getting fucked especially in the ass. Lea Lexis continues to be a fun on-screen treat with her unusual and hot sexual positions. As for creative storylines, I have to give much kudos to the Brad Armstrong-Asa Akira translation phone app scene for creativity. It was very cute. When you place everything about this film together including the three very good bonus sex scenes, it is a highly recommended treat.    

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